《happy lowman's old lady》bachelorette party
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A couple months later...
I walked into the kitchen in my pj's which was shorts and a tank top that showed pretty much everything. I was getting a cup of coffee when i heard someone cleared their throat
Chibs: you look good lass
Tig: my beautiful goddess
Elizabeth: shit, what are you guys doing here?
Happy: meeting here remember?
Elizabeth: oh ya, it's your bachelorette party today. Mine to but ya
Happy: your dad and jax will be here in a couple of minutes. I say that you need to get dress.
I pretty sure my face was a couple shades of red.That wasn't my plan for this morning. I walked back into the living room and seen my brother standing there.
Happy: a lot better.
Jax: heard you put on a show
Elizabeth: really guys, like I wasn't enbressed enough.
Tig: we all seen it before.
Elizabeth: whatever.
Jax: what mom got plan for you tonight?
Elizabeth: I don't know, who knows. I do know we have to go and do wedding stuff today.
Happy: no strippers tonight.
Elizabeth: right back at you.
Tig: can't promise you anything goddess.
Elizabeth: well i can't either.
Happy: be good tonight.
Elizabeth: you got me and donna together. The two girls that egged the school, moon unser and out drink tig.
Tig: that's is true
Jax: you two got in so much trouble.
Happy: that's it, your not going out tonight.
Elizabeth: hap it's alright, I don't think we are going out. I think we are staying at moms house. Luan and some of the girls is going to be there.
Chibs: you know what that means right happy?
Tig: sex toys
Elizabeth:you guys are wrong, very wrong.
Happy: she doesn't need sex toys thank you
Elizabeth: happy!
Just then my dad, bobby and my mom walked in.
Clay: whats going on
Jax: trust me, you don't want to know
Elizabeth: ruining my life.
Gemma: come on baby. Let's go.
Elizabeth: alright, bye babe. Be good.
Happy: you to, I don't want to bail you out of jail.
Elizabeth: no promises
~the guys~
Happy: so what is the plans tonight?
Tig: not telling you.
Clay: don't worry, you'll come home in one piece.
Happy: as along as I don't get in trouble.
Jax: nah, you have to worry about Elizabeth.
Tig: yeah man, I think you bail her out of jail twenty times that one year.
Clay: I lost count after the first ten. Twice on Halloween.
Happy: great, just great.
Jax: she be fine, mom is with her.
Clay: that just makes things worse. Come on we got things to do.
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~car ride~
Elizabeth: so what's the plans for tonight?
Gemma: passion party and other things.
Elizabeth: great
Gemma: it's going to be fun. (Smile)
Elizabeth: why do I have the feeling that I'm going to regret this whole thing.
Gemma: oh, I'll be fine. You'll have fun don't worry.
Elizabeth: hap is going to lock me away and throw away the key isn't he?
Gemma: after this, happy will be thanking you.
Elizabeth: mom...
Gemma: oh, come on. Everyone needs things to improve their sex life.
Elizabeth: mom, I'm done taking about it. Let's just focus on my wedding dress right now.
Gemma: alright, subject dropped.
Elizabeth: thank you.
~gun dropped off.
Bobby, chibs, Opie, and juice was unloading the guns to the niners while clays jax and happy was talking to leory.
Leory: congratulations man, Elizabeth is very lucky.
Happy: thanks man.
Leory: we won't be able to make it to the wedding.
Clay: awww that's to bad.
Leory: ya got my daughter school play thing. I don't know
Clay: ( smarks) I remember those days.
LeRoy: anyways, here hap. Wedding gift from us.
Jax: it's a pile of cash.
Happy: thanks man.
Leory: welcome. Good luck.
Clay:see you later leory.
Jax: have fun at the play.
Leory: yeah, being a dad sucks.
Clay: let's go guys.
I was scaring out of the window of the wedding shop. Why can't I go in jeans a shirt. I hate this shit, getting all dress up, not my style. I layed my head back and shut my eyes. My mind began to wonder, back to Macon woods. Only this time it was my dad and happy was holding me down. I jumped up when I felt a hand on my shoulder
Donna: shit, you okay?
Elizabeth: yeah, I'm fine. Just nervous.
Donna: anything bugging you?
Elizabeth: I rather not say in front of my mother.
Donna: does happy know?
Elizabeth: nope.
Donna: you need to tell him whats going on. Don't keep shit bottled up, not good for you.
Elizabeth: thanks
Donna: being a friend. Come on we got to get you in that dress.
I went back and tried on my dress. I looked in the mirror. I smiled, never thought I would be getting married. Let along to the samcro killer. I turn and walked out the door, into where my mom, tara and donna was sitting at.
Gemma: oh my, Elizabeth you look wonderful.
Elizabeth: don't start crying ma. Save it for the wedding.
Gemma: can't help it baby.
Tara: does it fit good?
Everything: yup, perfected.
Gemma: alright, let's bag it and take it to my house.
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I took off the dress and we when to other store. By six was was done and at moms house getting ready for tonight. I walked into the den and poured me a drink.
Tara: starting early?
Elizabeth: hell yeah, I'll drink for you.
Tara: thanks.
Elizabeth: hoping for a girl?
Tara: i am two boys is enough.
Elizabeth: yeah, hopefully someday we will have kids.
Tara: I'll happen,give it time.
Elizabeth: yeah
Luna: there is the bride, come on. Come set down.
Elizabeth: what?
I set down in the middle of the room and looked around. Why can't I be home? In my warm bed with happy
Luna: so Elizabeth you are to get married in about three days. Honeymoon night is special so for that i got you this. (Night gown set)
Elizabeth: oh my god, really?
Luna: you have to look sexy for your man.
Lyla: also got you some information cards..
Elizabeth: ya um, thanks.
Gemma: up your sex life.
Elizabeth: my sex life is fine thank you.
Gemma: oh I'm sure
Luna: sometimes honey you have to have toys to spice up your life.
Elizabeth: noted, now I'm going to go get a refeel mine is empty.
I walked over to the bar and poured me a drink.
Donna: feeling out of place as I am?
Elizabeth: I am, this is not me. Passion parties. No, I rather egg a school. Paint the town.
Donna: let's go.
Elizabeth: what we can't just leave.
Donna: yes we can, come on.
Dawn: where we going?
Elizabeth: paint the town
Dawn: I'm coming
Elizabeth: your eight months pregnant.
Dawn: I don't care, I can't drink, or swim. Why not paint the town.
Tara: um I'm coming to. I'm so bored.
Donna: let's go
We snuck out and ran to the car. We went and got some more to drink and went to the park.
Donna: here we go, perfect
Elizabeth: now this is a bachelorette party.
We laugh, did some stuff. Joked around. When my phone went off.
Happy: where in the hell are you?
Elizabeth: hanging out in a tree
Happy: your mom is freakin out. Where are you?
Just then two cop cars pulled up, hale and another cop stepped out of the car.
Elizabeth: getting arrested.
Happy: what??? Who is with you.
Elizabeth: um....tara, donna and dawn.
Happy: oh my god. Woman..
Elizabeth: can you meet me at the station?
Happy: yeah, we will be there.
Hale: what you guys doing?
Elizabeth: enjoying the great outdoors.
Hale: how much have you had to drink?
Donna: you know that song one a clock two a clock rock?
Elizabeth: rock around the Christmas tree
Tara: have a holly jolly Christmas
Hale: yeah, um..Let's get them to the station call the clay and the others. Get the some coffee
~police station~
I was sitting in the chair at the station with my head low. I looked up and took the coffee from the hale.
Elizabeth: thanks hale
Hale: your lucky that no one seen you guys there
Elizabeth: yeah I know.
Hale:what the hell was you thinking?
Elizabeth: that maybe I would get one more hooray. You before I get married and have kids. Get old
Hale: Elizabeth, you will have chance for that throughout your life. Don't throw away your life now.
Cherry: clay and the guys are here.
I looked up and seen happy storming in with my dad, my brother and a couple of the guys.
Clay: whats the damage?
Hale: nothing, just a warning. She was pretty drunk. That's her Fifth coffe.
Clay: alright, thanks
Happy: let's go
Elizabeth: home?
Clay: you wish missy.
The ride to the clubhouse was a long quiet ride. I kept looking at donna in the van and trying to not to laugh. This brings me back. We pulled into the parking lot and all walked into the clubhouse. Felt like I had lions scarring me down.
Clay: what in the hell was you thinking? You gave your mother a heart attack.
Elizabeth: I was thinking that I didn't want to be there. That i am not into the kind of shit that they was doing. Passion parties I hate that shit.
Clay: your mother put it on, you should been happy and went alone with it. Instead you got yourself and them in trouble.
Donna: it was my idea to.
Tara: and mine.
Dawn: we are all to blame really
Elizabeth: they wasn't drinking, just me and donna.
Tig: thanks for getting my eight months year old pregnant daughter in trouble.
Dawn: daddy is wasn't her fault. Hell I was as bored as they was.
Tig: I don't care.
Elizabeth: sorry tig.
Clay: sorry not going to cut it this time Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: yeah blame me. I always get in trouble. It's always my fault. You know alot of times it isn't my fault. Have you every thought about that huh? I'm going home. Going to bed.
Clay: we not done Elizabeth
Elizabeth: well i am. Happy bachelorette party to me.
I walked outside of the clubhouse and relized my car wasn't there
Elizabeth: shit!
Happy: come on baby, let's go home
Happy wrapped his arm around me and lead me to his motorcycle. I put on the helmet and we droved off to home.
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