《Short Poems》roses●
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Her heart was a garden
Of flowers
Mostly dead roses
Because a lot of people planted in her heart
And then realised they need to remove their crops
Because they're too scared to get stuck in her garden forever.
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Madness Led by the Hands
‘Great, no… splendid. It was for naught.’ ‘Naught? Depends. If your desire is to send an army of killers our family’s way, yes indeed. If it’s plain survival you seek, then no.’ ‘They don’t coexist?’ ‘What… don’t tell me you’re still all groggy from the fall. Perhaps in novels, but real life is much tougher–––many more times a drag than anyone can possibly imagine. If dusty history is not a reliable teacher for you, then the pandemic surely took that place. At least that one has the advantage you needn’t be literate to savvy how reality always trumps imagination.’ ‘Whatever you say, whatever you say. So… what now?’ ‘Now? Isn’t it obvious? Now we shall survive. And live a good life.’ ‘Ohh… pretty much everything here has something against this little weird wish of ours. Might you consider?’ ‘Then pretty much everything here is a goner.’ ‘Hm, I don’t like the sound of that. Too much trouble, you see. I’d prefer laying low somewhere safe.’ ‘…nobody told you it’s mutually exclusive, no–––or did you forget about that too?’ ‘Fine, then I wish my future enemies all the best.’ ‘They are undeserving of your pity.’ ‘Of course not. That unlucky bunch won’t ever comprehend the reason behind their demise. Just let me smoke in peace and offer my condolence in advance.’ ‘Idem, let me study alchemy, unobstructed by all, if possible. This also includes you. By the way, are you sure you smoke to offer condolences? It seems like an excuse to me.’ ‘I-it is none. Plain truth, you see?’ ‘Seriously, why did I even ask...?’
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Black Blood (Dropped...)
The multiverse is a big place, and it is also constantly in flux. As such sometimes mistakes occur, impossibilities that should have never come into existence. An aspect of corruption born naturally of a mortal and a divine, a Void that is a singularity instead of a duality, a being that came to be before existence ever was, a forgotten that is not damned, the possibilities are infinite and limitless, and thus so are the possible mistakes in this grand multiverse. But are not mistakes more entertaining to watch? When being reincarnated there are some things that you just cant control. Losing most of your memories is not a great start. Pissing off your patron goddess is not a good follow up. Rounding that out with reincarnating as something not exactly… human… Needless to say this guy is in for an interesting life. Fans of B.B : Check out bonus content chapters by becoming my patron!!! Support me on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3147331&ty=h [{(Note, this story contains: torture, gore, violence, sexual content, and other mature stuff. read at your own risk.)}]
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The Dungeon's Champion
An overpowered dungeon hunter adventure Matt is a young New Yorker at an all time low in his life, when suddenly a tower appears out of nowhere, right under his apartment. Stuck on top of the tower, Matt had 2 options: wait for help to arrive, or enter Tower and find his own the way out, and Matt wasn't much for waiting. The tower, it turns out, is actually a dungeon full of monsters and chests filled gold, jewels and magical treasures, but the dungeon also possesses its own consciousness. Fortunately for Matt, the dungeon gives him everything he needs to succeed, but Matt can't help but think that the dungeon has not revealed everything, and may have a hidden agenda. Even more troubling is that Matt suspects that the Dungeon may be suffering from a multiple personality disorder. Between protecting a village from crazed dark mages and their soul starved demons, organizing the opening of a dungeon in New York, reforming a crime syndicate on another planet, stopping another dungeon champion from getting him killed, and last but not least, finding a way to thwart some Gods before they stop him; the impromptu dungeon champion has his work cut out for him.
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Cheaters Always Win
Chester Everheart knew that life wasn't fair. Some were born in situations where it was almost impossible to succeed, whereas others were born with a silver spoon with everything at their disposal. A scant few were dropped into another world, filled with monsters and magic and forced to fend for themselves. The latter was a rare, somewhat ridiculous trope; but it happened to him anyway. Despite this he followed a motto that applied regardless of the dimension he was in. Playing fair is for suckers, and cheaters always win. Cheaters Always Win is a comedy-adventure that I've had churning in my head for a couple years now. I'd like to think it still has the charm that most LitRPGs have while also being unique in its own way. Every arc of the story will subsequently have a 'Level Complete' chapter that details all the stats, levels, equipment, etc. gained by the main cast of characters. Release Schedule: MONDAY/FRIDAY 12:30PM EST Cover Art by @staticobra on Instagram ★
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Hero 13
When a young, lost super with a bloody past receives the invitation to become one of the Twelve Heroes, his life is suddenly flipped upside down. It's his chance to start fresh. His chance to redeem himself and use his brutal talents for good. But the one who recruited him, the mysterious hero known as Thirteen, has other plans. Hoarfrost soon finds himself in a harsher world than the one he had left, and the stakes only get higher. He has to fight harder than ever to survive and become a true hero rather than stay as the bloodstained pawn he had been all his life. Posting daily for 18 chapters for the first arc, then schedule TBD
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My Female Masturbation Adventures - Snafus and Successes
This is an autobiography of my masturbation experiences and my life of anorgasmia, and my journey as I try to regain my ability to orgasm.Stories of my masturbation adventures as I discover and explore new ways to masturbate, from the shower massage spray to vibrators and more. I'll also share about my anorgasmia what I'm doing to overcome it. This story will include details of my early masturbation experiences (the good and the bad), along with updates about my recent escapades.~Previously held rankings:Top 0.02%:#4 truestory out of 26.3K stories8/28/22#1 autobiography out of 6.2K stories11/7/22Top 0.03%:#6 personal out of 26.5K stories9/11/22#1 memoir out of 3.4K stories9/2/22Top 0.04%:#2 confessions out of 5K stories9/22/22Top 0.05%:#27 diary out of 58.8K stories9/29/22Top 0.06%:#23 nonfiction out of 45.5K stories9/26/22Top 0.2%:#65 memories out of 42.5K stories10/3/22Top 0.4%:#12 shower out of 3.5K stories9/30/22#38 selfdiscovery out of 10.1K stories9/3/2022Top 0.8%:#10 orgasms out of 616 stories8/18/22#4 vibrators out of 142 stories8/19/22Top 6%:#1 femalemasturbation out of 19 stories8/19/22Top 9%:#6 vibrations out of 71 stories8/21/22~Previously held unlisted rankings:Top 15%:#1 clitoral out of 7 stories8/21/22Top 40%:#2 femalesexuality out of 5 stories8/21/22~Previously held unlisted rankings from tags I removed:Top 50%:#1 sexualsecrets out of 2 stories8/21/22#1 showermasturbation out of 2 stories8/21/22
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