after we all meet up, wilbur tells us we're going back to the airbnb. everyone is a little confused by this, considering we were told we are going to be doing stuff all day, but we oblige anyway.

once we get home, wilbur tells us why we came back.

"we're streaming!" he announces. "clay's going to make a minecraft world, not the dream smp, and we're all going to play on it!"

"sounds fun, but what am i gonna do?" i ask.

"you have a twitch now, do you not..?"

"not a setup." wilbur laughs.

"clay has extras i'm sure, don't you?" he turns to clay and clay nods. "then it's settled. val will use one of the extras."

"the poor fans will have no idea who to watch," toby says.

after we get my setup together, we all head into our rooms and join a discord call.

"hi guys," niki says cheerfully.

"this is so weird, calling each other when we're in the same house," nick says.

"you and clay do that all the time," alex points out.

"yeah but... that's different."

"not really, my man."

"okay okay shush, i'm starting my stream," karl announces as he goes on deafen. i see more and more people go on deafen to start their streams, so i do the same.

i go to twitch and hit go live after tweeting out that i'm streaming.

"hello chat!" i exclaim as people start to roll into the stream. "hi guys! hello! i'm doing well, how are you all?" i talk to chat for a little bit until i announce what we're doing.

"okay so... basically. you all know the dream smp right?" i ask. "and no, i'm not joining. not today. i'll pester dream about it later, though." i let out a laugh. "what we're doing today is similar to that. we're making a new world for the ten of us. tommy, tubbo, niki, wilbur, quackity, karl, sapnap, george, dream, and me. place your bets on what you think is going to happen. i reckon wilbur will start a cult or two." i laugh at my remark.

"right, so i'm gonna go off of deafen now." i move my mouse and go off of deafen to be greeted with a plethora of screams.

"STOP, no YOU are dog water! not me!" alex yells.

"the SECOND this world is made i'm going to box you like a fish! i swear!" karl shouts.

"i'd like to see you try, karlos."

"SHUT UP!" nick yells.

"uh, hey?" i say almost like a question.

"VALERIE!" tommy shouts.

"oh god, the child's excited to see his girlfriend," wilbur says.

"shut up," tommy and i both say.

"oh my god, they're in sync!"

"couple goals!" toby says with a laugh.

clay makes the minecraft world and sends the ip to our group chat. we all join and hit each other's characters when we all join.

"rest in peace to your twenty one pilots username," wilbur says to me.

"well, with the twitch, we got a theme we have to uphold now," i reply. "we're like username twins. wilbur soot and valerie davis."

"how are we twins?"

"we both have a first and last name in our user..?"

"wilbur soot isn't my name."

"i know but..." i sigh. "nevermind, you sucked all the fun out of this. i'm gonna go cry now." i walk to a tree, crouch, look down, and fake cry.

"don't cry!" tommy says, moving his character towards me. "look, i got you this." tommy throws a red flower towards me.

"awww, that's so sweet," i say. "very different than the tommyinnit i know, but still sweet."

"enjoy it while it lasts."

"watch this," karl says as he approaches me. he throws three yellow flowers at me.

"i'm the better boyfriend," karl says proudly. i laugh.

"ayo WHAT did he say?" nick asks loudly.

"uh oh," i giggle.

"sapnap, no. it's not what it looks like," karl tries to reassure him.

"it's EXACTLY what it looks like! quackity, do you see this?"

"i do," alex says. "this is disgusting. i'm so mad right now. and heartbroken. i'm gonna go play xxxtentacion."

"no! val is just a friend!"

"just a friend? that's all i am to you?" i ask, trying to suppress my laughter. "do these flowers mean NOTHING to you?"

"YES!" karl screams. "THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME!"

"LIAR!" nick, alex, and i all shout. we all burst into laughter afterwards.

i split off from the three while they all argue to try to find wilbur. it's not hard to find him, considering he's standing on a dirt hill. i join his vc with him, toby, and tommy.

"hi guys," i say.

"-and together. we will- oh, hello valerie. come join us," wilbur says.

"sounds like you're starting a cult to me."

"i'd rather call it a... um..."

"A GANG!" tommy yells.

"absolutely not," wilbur responds. "we can't sound like we mug people for a living."

"an empire!" toby shouts.

"no, no. that sounds like eggpire and the eggpire is stupid. we're starting a... civil... social... group," wilbur stutters.

"'civil social group' is even worse than 'gang,' big man," tommy says.

" a civil social group?" i ask with a hint of dubiety in my voice.

"yes! and you should join!" wilbur exlaims, ignoring tommy.

"what will i get if i join?"

"uhh, the privilege of being the only girl?"

"what about niki?"

"i tried to recruit her. she refused and she's off with george now."

"well... alright. why not. i'll join."

those were the worst six words i could've possibly said.

within the next fifteen minutes, our "civil social group" was setting houses on fire, building a huge house that got blown up by everyone, and screaming at each other.

"i hate this group! i hate it a lot!" toby exclaims while getting killed by george.

"me too!" i say as nick chases me with a bow and arrow.

tommy and i later go off and build a house on our own. it's small, but it only needs to fit the two of us. tommy insists on making it cobblestone based, so i hesitantly agreed.

once we're done, we both look at it.

"it's beautiful," tommy says.

"it's hideous," i say.

"what?"

"it's a cobblestone shack."

"that's what makes it so beautiful."

"tommy, i honestly think that ninja's house on the smp looks better than this." tommy gasps.

"you monster," he says, fake crying as he walks into the house. "you're kicked out. you don't get to live here anymore." he places a red bed in the middle of the shack. i walk over and place a white bed next to it.

"but look at our beds," i plead.

"they're next to each other."

"and they're red and white."

"having your minecraft beds next to each other before marriage is a sin."

"you did that on our minecraft date, though?"

"that was different."

"okay. then marry me." tommy and i both gasp at my words.

"w-what?" tommy asks awkwardly while laughing.

"i meant in minecraft! i swear i meant in minecraft!" i say, my face turning red. my entire chat is going wild and pointing out that i'm blushing.

"a minecraft wedding?" tommy asks. he quickly changes his skin from the red and white shirt to a suit. "i'm all ready, then."

"i'm not."

"then go change your skin, and i'll tell everyone that there's a wedding." tommy leaves the call and i sigh.

"well, alright. i'm getting married now," i say to chat. i pick out a wedding dress skin and join the game again, also joining the call.

"the bride is here!" clay says. "is niki your maid of honor?"

"she is," i say. "and i request that george is the flower girl. and i want him to wear a little dress." everyone laughs and george groans.

"i'm not wearing a dress," he says.

"it's my wedding. and i want googie in a dress." george leaves the game and quickly joins back, his skin wearing a blue dress. everyone bursts into laughter.

"you look so precious, googie!" wilbur coos.

"the cutest ever!" niki says.

"shut up, both of you," george says with a laugh.

"is the place all set up?" nick asks. "i have to make sure valerie has the most perfect wedding ever, since dream's was ruined. i will not let both of my babies' weddings be ruined."

"does that mean you're walking me down the aisle?" i ask.

"of course. what song do you want to walk down the aisle to?"

"the twilight songs."

"which one?"

"the ones bella walked down the aisle to. both of those songs."

"no. i have a better idea," tommy says.

"if you make me walk down the aisle to the able sisters, so help me god-"

"no. that was my second choice. i have a good song. don't worry."

"is it i'm in love with an e-girl?" wilbur asks. "because that would be really cool."

"that would be cool, but no. you guys will see what it is later."

once everything is set up, tommy stands at the front of the aisle with wilbur as the minister. the georgenotfound only fans song plays (which turned out to be a banger and i didn't mind getting married to that song). george walks down the aisle and throws flowers everywhere, accompanied by the ring bear, alex, who is walking down the aisle with his minecraft skin naked.

soon, it's my turn to walk down the aisle. nick and i both walk down and i try to keep myself from laughing at how serious this looks while weston koury plays in the background on loop.

"treat her well. i'm trusting you with my daughter," nick tells tommy when we get to the front.

"pog," tommy says. i gasp and nick punches his character.

"you will treat me with respect, young man," nick says sternly. i can't help myself and i burst into laughter.

"okay okay i'm sorry mr. sapnap!" tommy says with a laugh.

"that's more like it." nick walks next to the groomsmen (which only consisted of alex and toby).

"alright alright, everyone settle down," wilbur says. "we're here to witness the marriage of tommyinnit and valerie davis. are there any objections before we start?"

"you better keep quiet, georgenotfound. you will not ruin both of my baby's weddings," nick says sternly. george crouches and looks down.

"no objections? pogchamp," wilbur says. "so today i'm going to uh... join these two people in marriage. i'm not very good at this, if we're being honest. but umm... tommy! do you take val to be your lawfully wedded wife, for uhh... rich or for poor? or something like that? basically just be her husband till death do you part?"

"i do," tommy responds. a few people say "aww."

"sick. cool. now uh... val! do you take tommy to be your lawfully wedded husband... um... basically forever no matter what, even if he stops getting primes, till death do you part?"

"even if he stops getting primes..?" i ask hesitantly.

"valerie davis. answer the god damn question."

"okay okay i was just kidding! i do!" tommy breathes a sigh of relief.

"i thought you were serious for a minute," he tells me.

"of course not," i reply.

"amazing! cool! spectacular! i now pronounce you husband and wife! please do not kiss on my stream! that is gross!" tommy ignores wilbur and gives my minecraft character a kiss anyway.

everyone claps and cheers.

"can't believe tommyinnit got a wife before me," toby says.

"they don't call me the wife haver for nothing, you know," tommy responds.