《The book of Mostly-food puns》The basic recipes for food puns
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Thank you for clicking on the read button. I promise you won't be disappointed. This might sound a beet self absorbed, but I think I am quite Gouda at food puns.
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Peas donut leaf!( say it out loud if you didn't understand what I just said.) At yeast let me eggsplain about my love for puns!
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they are a disease i have contracted from watching ML and idolizing Chat Noir. I'm sorry if my bad puns are Kiwing you.
Without further adoo-doo...
I present to you... The Book of Mostly-food Puns!!!!
Enjoy!
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