OK, I live in an area close to parts where it's just fully small stores, restaurants and new businesses, there is one restaurant I go to, a small diner I usually go to after school or something.

Let me mention that one of the waiters is a damn fine specimen, and he has a lot of shifts there too, and after time we just started talking, friendly and normal.

One day, on the weekend: Sunday morning, my mom and dad left to go meet up with a friend or something, and it's just me and my older sister- she's 7 years older- in the house.

I go downstairs expecting to make a bowl of cereal and sleeping some more, only to see my sister and the waiter guy doing IT on my kitchen counter top. I let out a scream of horror as they struggled to put their clothing back on. When the waiter saw me he said: " ooooh hey, I didn't know you lived here. Nice place."

That's the story of how my sister's one night stand got me slightly closer on the friendship list with the waiter. BTW apparently they were in the basement, that's how my parents didn't hear them through the night. And when they were going to make pancakes in the kitchen things just led to one another. I've never looked at the counter top the same.

My parents still don't know to this day

That was like a year ago and I made my sister clean the cum off the counter since I wouldn't do it