《fundywastaken oneshots》in which my dad almost kills my boyfriend
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Wilbur smiled and patted me on the shoulder. "This is the last war! L'manberg will be ours!" Everyone cheered and started filing out of the drug van. Dream, Sapnap, George, and Punz were lined up at the entrance of the walls. I made sure nobody was looking and waved to him. He slightly waved back and I smiled. "Give it up Dream. We will never be part of your SMP."
One thing led to another and now everyone's fighting again. Tommy and Tubbo are holding George back while Eret and Wilbur fought Sapnap and Punz. I looked at Dream who had his sword raised up. I smiled and raised my sword. He ran to me and started swinging, barely missing me.
"Why don't you just let Wil have his nation?"
"Because. It's cooler to fight back." I laughed and blocked an attack. He backed up around the wall still making it look like we were actually fighting until we were around a corner nobody can see us. He put down his sword, lifted his mask and grabbed my shirt. "And everyone's distracted so I can do shit like this." He kissed me and pushed me against the wall. I felt him smiled into a kid before he disconnected our lips and started kissing down my neck. Great, I'll need to hide these hickeys before I go back.
"Dre-Dream. This isn't really the time." I managed to say through quiet moans.
"Nobody's gonna catch us. They're busy." He bit down and made me wince. I lifted his head and connected our lips again.
"Fundy! Are you okay?" Wilbur shouted. My eyes widened and I pushed him off of me. He quickly grabbed his sword and mask. I pulled up the collar of my jacket to cover the hickeys Dream left. I should really start wearing turtlenecks. There were footsteps coming from around the corner. Wilbur came and saw Dream with a sword against my chest. "Fundy!" He loaded the crossbow and aimed at Dream.
The arrow flew through the air and hit him in the arm. Wilbur came running and stood in front of me. "Are you okay?" I nodded and watched Dream pull the arrow from his armour and throw it on the ground. He held the sword up while Wilbur pointed the crossbow at his head.
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"Give up. You don't bring a knife to a gunfight."
"It's a sword not a knife." Dream started trying to attack Wilbur while Wil shot arrows at him. He switched the crossbow for a sword and they attacked eachother one on one. I should probably help but who am I suppose to side with? My father who's fighting for his nation or my boyfriend trying to keep peace, in his own way. If I helped Dream dad would probably not let me come back home.
Wilbur managed to trip Dream and kick the sword out of his hand. Dream took out an ender pearl and teleported to the top of a tree. Tommy ran up to us and grabbed the sword on the ground. Dream pulled out his crossbow and started shooting at the two of them. He jumped down from the tree and held up a sheild. Tommy started attacking him while Wilbur patted me down.
"Wil I'm fine." He sighed and turned back to see Dream kick Tommy to the side. He grabbed his sword back and put it away. Wilbur scowled at him and turned around so his back was facing me. Dream was the first one to attack. He ran at Wilbur and switched with his axe. Wilbur pulled out a shield and blocked it. Dream recklessly swung the axe around, he wasn't really trying to kill Wil but he was trying to get him to back off. Wilbur moved out of the way and the axe scratched my face. I put my hand up to it and felt blood dripping down. Wilbur looked mad. I can't really tell what Dream's reaction with the mask but judging by his body language he was obviously trying to be more careful after that. They continued their fight with dad mostly using the shield to block.
Wil actually fought back eventually and somehow managed to get him on the ground with a sword pointed at his chest.
"Give up."
"What're you gonna do, kill me?"
"Oh my god you're so American. All I want is my own country to protect my family!"
"I rather die than give into L'manberg." Dream no. I saw Wilbur frown.
"Wil, no. This isn't the way to go about things." He looked at me.
"For L'manberg." He raised the sword up. I ran over and kneeled in front of Dream. I shut my eyes as Wilbur lowered the sword and braced for death. Nothing happened. I opened my eyes and saw the sword tip right in front of my face. I turned around and grabbed Dream's shoulders to inspect him.
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"Are you okay?"
"Fundy I'm fine."
"You almost fucking died! I wouldn't call that fine!" He laughed and rubbed his thumb over the scar.
"Sorry...I shouldn't have been that reckless." I pulled the mask off of his stupid face and kissed him. I turned to Wilbur who I can only describe as shocked. "I'll call them off." Dream whispered. I nodded and stood up. Wil grabbed my wrist and started walking back to the van. I looked back and waved to Dream. Sapnap was helping George, Punz was already gone. Tubbo and Tommy were sitting by the lake helping eachother with bandages. When did Tommy get back here? I probably just didnt see him. Eret was standing on top of the wall looking around.
Wilbur sat down at the table and took his hat off.
"Dad I-"
"Fundy. What the hell was that? How long has that been going on?"
"Like a year."
"You've kept that secret for a year." I nodded. "Go to your room, I'll talk to you about this later." I walked back outside and started walking to our house. Tubbo waved to me.
"Hey Fundy! You alright?"
"What did boss man talk to you about?" Tommy shouted.
"I'll tell you when you're older!" I saw them both groan and smiled a bit. Teasing the children always made me feel better.
I made it to the house and to my room. I fell on my bed and groaned. Is dad going to kick me out? Is he going to make me break up with Dream? I heard my window open and someone lay on my bed. Their head rested on my back and they started twirling a strand of my hair around their finger. Neither of us said anything for a while.
"What did Wilbur say?"
"He said he'd talk to me about it later. I'm really scared, Dream." He sat up and moved so his head was beside mine. I turned to look at him and laughed when all I saw was a white circle with a poorly made smiley face. He laughed and handed me the mask. I sat up and pulled the string around my ears and over my head.
"How the hell do you see out of this thing?" I laughed.
"The eyes are made from some weird fabric you can see through. Here let me help." I felt him adjust it until I was able to see. He wheezed and rolled around in my bed. "The- Your- Your ears make it look so weird! Hold on." He took off his hoodie and pulled it over my head. He adjusted the mask again and smiled. A door downstairs opened so I took off the mask and hoodie. Dream sat up again and grabbed it. He ran to the window and climbed out. I saw he left the hoodie so I threw it under the bed.
I sat down behind the bushes surrounding the house. Why is it so damn cold? I left my hoodie in there. Dammit.
I heard Fundy's bedroom door open and close. Wilbur was talking with him. He was asking about our relationship. This is all my fault. If I didn't pull Fundy away nobody would've found out about us.
"I'm going to go talk to Tommy." Wilbur said. The door opened and closed again so I stood up and crawled through the window again. Fundy was hanging over the side of his bed. When he sat up he was holding my hoodie. Instead of handing it back to me he slid it over his head and smiled. Adorable bastard.
"How'd it go? I wasn't paying attention."
"I think it's fine. Not sure how this is going to affect the war though." I hummed and sat on the bed. He crawled over to me and moved my hands out of my lap to quickly replace them with himself. He took my mask off and threw it to the side then lazily wrapped his arms around my neck. He leaned in and gave me a soft kiss.
We pulled apart and I noticed the red spot poking out from under the hoodie. I smirked and pulled the collar down. I heard him grumble as I started sucking on that spot again earning him a new bite mark. "I'm finishing what I started." I said. He nodded and let me.
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