《Red Skies {TOMTORD}》F-A-K-E
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I woke up sweat covering my body. What the fu-
I heard a crashing sound and saw Edd on the floor bleeding. Next to him Tord was looking at him in fear.
"Commie what the fuck happened." I ran over to Edd and picked him up glancing at Tord. "I-I tried to h-help him-" I woke up and ran out of my room pretty much only in my boxers and checked on Edd.
Tord looked at me and started blushing. What's wrong with him, it's not like he's NEVER seen someone in their boxers before. "Nothing, bad dream that's all" I said as I walked back to my room.
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I went downstairs after looking at myself for a few hours. "Hey Edd and Todd where's Tim?" I asked Todd just looked at me with this dreaded look. I raised a brow and he looked to the side.
"Matt TOM is in his room doing who knows what, and it's TORD not TODD." Edd said. "There's no point in telling him he'll just forgot." Have you ever noticed how Tord has bandages covering his eyes but he doesn't have trouble getting around. That's strange I should ask him about it, he looked kind of like a mad blob fish when he looks at me like that.
No he looks like a giraffe, no a donkey? I don't know he looks weird though I didn't know Russians look like that. He's from Russia right? I should say something in Russian to make him happy! I look st my phone and translate "You are mad" in Russian. I looked at Todd and said "ты сумасшедший". Todd looked at me and said "What are you smoking?" Edd started laughing and I was confused. Todd "Wait Matt your Russian?" He looked at me like he's never seen someone other then himself.
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"I'm not Russian but you are, right?" Tord just looked at me and his eyebrow twitched. "No in fact I'm NOT Russian im Norwegian." At this point Edd was literally crying because of how "funny" this conversation was.
"I missed this." Edd said. Todd was just looking down you could tell he felt really guilty. "Did someone make Tord upset?" We looked to the right and saw Tim. "No I just said I missed this and he got all sad." Edd replied and now he too felt guilty. "Hey I'm fine there's no need to feel bad." Todd looked at Edd sympathetically it's really hard to tell what Todd is feeling because you can't see his eyes.
"Hey Edd." I said "Yes Matt?" "People keep saying Tord, what is that? What's a Tord?" Edd looked at me trying to stop himself from laughing. Tim was laughing and I felt so confused. Todd looked st me and said "Well, it's my fucking NAME Sherlock." He sounded mad but why?
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