《Toxic || Lamelo Ball》34
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"What's good niggers?" I asked walking into the room.
Zo started laughing while Gelo gave me that dad look.
"Watch your mouth" he said. I rolled my eyes and greeted everyone.
"Hey stinka winka" I told Lamelo as I kissed his cheek. He wiped it off playfully.
Now time to crack jokes. "Dap me up gang" I said holding my left hand out.
He looked at his right arm then back at me. "You think your fucking funny huh?" He said annoyed. Everyone busted out laughing.
"DAMNNN ME PERSONALLLY" Zo said on the verge of tears.
He mean mugged both of them and then flipped me off.
"Don't be mad bae I was kidding" I patted his head.
I sat down on the bed next to him and laid my head on his lap.
"SOOO what are we doing today?" I asked.
"Me and Gelo were going to go golfing, but Lamelo is handicap" he said smiled.
Lamelo rolled his eyes. "Y'all some bitches" He wrapped his arm around my chest.
I looked up at him and held in my laugh. "Let's do something he CAN do."
We all sat in silence for a few minutes thinking of stuff we could do.
"The club?" Gelo suggested.
"Nah" Everyone including him said.
"Arcade?" Zo suggested
"Nah" Once again everyone said in sync.
"How about the movies?"
Everyone's faces lit up. Guess we are going to a movie theatre!!
"Let me invite Ally and Evoni " Zo said. I nodded and left the room to put on different clothes.
Lamelo walked in and watched me change like a creep.
"You cool with them inviting the girls?" He asked. I nodded and fixed my hair.
"I don't know them fr, so I don't have a problem with them" I shrugged my shoulders.
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He just stared at me.
"Yes nigga?"
"Your hair. Doesn't look right" he told me. I went to the mirror and looked.
"Your right... it looks- weird" It has been looking wonky asf for WEEKS and I've hated it but never knew what to do.
We both looked at each other like we could read minds and then Lamelo left the room and came back with scissors.
"You ready slime?" He smirked. I hated when he said gang like words. It just didn't fit right in his vocabulary.
I took the scissors and immediately cut off a HUGE CHUNK-
"Holy shit!!!" I gasped realizing how much fell to the floor.
"It's nothing!! You see how much hair you got?! You could barely fucking see with all them curls." Melo assured me.
He snatched away the scissors and started cutting off pieces himself.
"Ouuu Ima be a hairstylist." He said in a zesty ahh tone.
"I look GOOD!!" I said excitedly.
"We should dye it since we have time" Lamelo suggested. I love this man.
I took out the bleach and other hair shit from under his sink (I left all this here because I was too lazy to bring it to my crib)
Once we were done, I posted the results.
Instead of keeping it up in a slick back, I straightened it.
Lamelo matched with me, and we made our way out to the car.
Once we got to the movie theatres, I saw the two girls waiting patiently for their boyfriends.
"Come on I want you to meet her!!" Gelo dragged me toward the two.
"Evoni meet Jada, Jada meet my girlfriend Evoni" She smiled at me and shook my hand
"It is so nice to meet you" she said genuinely.
"God damn you look good" The ally girl said walking up to me.
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"I was just about to say the same shit. If I wasn't wit Gelo I'd definitely shoot my shot with you" Evoni added.
The boys were just as shocked as I was. "Oh, I like y'all. I like y'all A LOT" I laughed.
Lamelo mean mugged both girls and we made our way inside.
"What we watching??" Zo asked as Ally held his hand.
"We should watch the minions movie I heard ts funny as hell" Ally suggested. Gelo sucked his teeth.
"I hate them little yellow mother fuckers. They so damn annoying I be wanting to slap the bananas outta them" he said angrily.
"Boy shut the hell up" Evoni said.
I busted out laughing. "6 tickets to the Minions rise of gru please" I told the lady behind the booth.
She handed us our tickets and we went to the snack bar.
"Mhmmm food" Lamelo said rubbing his chin.
"I want that" he said trying to point with his sprained arm.
I turned around so he wouldn't see I was literally dying inside from holding in my laugh.
"This one" The man asked picking up raisins.
"No, that one" Lamelo repeated himself.
"Oh, you want these?" He asked picking up goldfish.
"NO NIGGA THAT!!! RIGHT THERE" he said angrily. I lost it and fell to the floor laughing.
"OHHHHH, you want the hot dog. Got it" The man was just playing with Lamelo at this point.
"I swear to god Ima fuck you up" he said. "I WANT FUCKING NERDS BRO NERDS I POINTED TO THE BOX OF NERDS WITH BOTH HANDS" he said completely out of it.
I was wheezing, tears coming out of my eyes. Zo was also on the floor laughing while Gelo held onto Evoni trying not to fall from laughter.
Everyone was laughing at me. I wanted to punch them all in the face, but I can't cause my good arm is kinda not in use right now 😟♿.
We got our food and snacks and drinks, then sat down at a spot in the theatre.
"Great spot" Gelo said sarcastically. We were sitting right behind some couple and their annoying ass kids.
They were jumping up and down and wouldn't sit still.
"Get your damn bebe ass kids please" Jada said sternly. I chuckled but held it in when the man turned around.
The mom whispered something to the kids, and they sat down glaring at us.
"Eh tf?" Zo said staring right back at them.
The previews FINALLY ended, and the movie started.
"That one looks like you" Jada whispered to me.
"Which one?"
"The chubby one with the braces" She giggled.
I sucked my teeth. "It's not a bad thing!! He's cute asf"
I gave her an 'Ayo?' look and we continued watching the movie.
After about 20 minutes, I heard someone snoring.
I turned and saw Gelo tapped the fuck OUT.
I started recording him when my flash turned on.
"SHHHH" Someone yelled.
"Nigga It's my flash I ain't even make a noise" I said facing the back where the sound came from.
Once I turned back around, Jada cupped my face and kissed me.
"Damn girl" I said as she pulled away.
"I've been needing ts boy" I chuckled as she laid her head onto my shoulder.
"Does that hurt?" She asked trying to not apply pressure to my arm.
"You good princess" I said as I kissed her forehead.
"I love you pussy ass bitch" She whispered.
"I guess I love you too stank sloth" I rolled my eyes playfully and she stayed in my arms till the movie ended.
to be continued
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