《(CLOSED FOR NOW) Ask/Dare Alphabet Lore》Dares/Asks from @AydenPike
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A: Sure. But I'm gonna make things more fun by screaming into one of the other letter's face.
(And so..)
A: Hey E guess what?
E: what.
A: (loudly) AAAAAAYYYY
E: O-O
L: only to spell LOL i guess...
O: Or LMAO if youre cool like us
(They're not cool.)
(Part 2)
L: WE HEARD THAT NARRATOR! WE ARE COOL!
O: Yeah, you cant spell cool without us!
F: GET THEM!!!!! *F and N beat up L and O* L: OW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
N: YOU EXIST!!!!!
T: OK sure.. (only cuz I think V is kind of annoying)
*T goes underground, with his fin sticking out. He circles V*
V: OH HOLY GOD A SHARK AAHHHHHHH
*V has a mental breakdown*
T: hehehehehe
C: W come here!
*W (right side) is holding a body pillow of F*
W (left side): um yeah?
*C kisses both sides of W*
W (left side): 0///0
W (right side): I BELONG TO F-CHAN *HISS*
K: Alright... honestly I've never walked before so I'm a little nervous...
B: I CAN walk but I prefer flying, so... yeah.
Question for R: You alright, Bro?
R: YEP.. (lie he's actually traumatized)
G: Well now that you say it...
P: It would be nice!
Q: That, honestly, was my plan. But everyone else is just so fast-
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