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Chers confrères,
En vertu de la loi numéro 436 de la Confrérie De L'Oracle BeignetDePlage, nous déclarons que les pigeons sont des êtres utiles et que les donuts sont vils.
Les donuts, ces félons, sont en effet responsables de catastrophe telles que l'obésité en Amérique, les étouffements de mineurs, l'attentat de Charlie Hebdo et la pénurie de glaçage arc-en-ciel.
Les donuts disent dans l'article de @Neirya qu'ils auraient été victimes d'un extinction de masse d'une provenance des vieilles personnes et des enfants de bas-âges.
Mensonges et calomnies !
Certes, les donuts, au même titre que le bétail, sont dévorés parfois dans d'atroces conditions. Mais !
Les donuts ont embellis la vérité !
Car ce que Mme. la ministre de la Protection et Porte-Parole du très Haut Conseil à homis de vous dire, c'est que les donuts que les vieilles personnes mangent sont les donuts condamnés à mort.
Effectivement, l'organisation de la société des donuts (contrairement à l'organisation de la société des Pigeons) laisse à désirer, néanmoins les "victimes innocentes" sont soit :
- des donuts morts
- des donuts condamnés
En espérant vus avoir convaincus,
Mme. la très éminente Directrice et manager de l'Oracle BeignetDePlage.
PS : Précisons que l'Oracle BeignetDePlage à émis une prévision :
"Donuts et Pigeons leurs querelles oublieront
Et sur le territoire des grandes surfaces régneront
Mais cela prendra un temps très long
Si ça n'est pas le cas, ils s'anéantirons".
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