Thursday, 12:56 P.M.

Rude Boy

Rude Boy:

I am sorry again.

Me:

Look who has decided

to unblock me.

Rude Boy:

I was embarassed

Me:

And suddenly you are not?

Rude Boy:

I just came to apologise

Me:

Wow that's pretty cool.

Say and do things and

then say sorry.

I mean yeah it's called

a magic word but that

doesn't really work that way.

Rude Boy:

What the fuck is wrong

with you? I was apologizing

politely!

Me:

You blocked me!!

Rude Boy:

I don't even know you!

Me:

But I cared for you

Rude Boy:

I never asked.

Me:

Yeah right.

Fine, it's okay.

Bye

Rude Boy:

Bye

Thursday, 4:50 P.M.

Rude Boy

Rude Boy:

I don't really care but

I just wanna tell you

it's no use being angry

and ruining your day

over a person

who doesn't give a fuck

about you.

Me:

Oh. But you do. 😏

Rude Boy:

Huh?

Me:

You cared. Hahaha. 😂

Rude Boy:

You seem all fine.

I did it for nothing.

Me:

Yeah I am not overdramatic.

I could have been

like...

"How dare you talk to me.

Don't you see, I care for you.

I didn't ate my chocolate

pastry to talk to you and you didn't

even talk to me nicely!

Am I that bad?"

Rude Boy:

Haha lol

Me:

Or...

"Don't ever talk to me.

You blocked me and you

have the guts to come back

to me. Hell no. I am not

a person you can use any

time you want to."

Rude Boy:

😂😂

Me:

Or

"Oh my God. I cannot

believe you unblocked

me. I thought we were

never talking again. I felt

so pathetic. Thank you for

trusting me again. Thank

you."

Rude Boy:

😂😂

Ykw? You are overdramatic!

Me:

Rude Boy:

Obviously. I am

not letting you fuck me

anyway.

Me:

Dude, do I look like

a person who is interested

in a cinnamon roll?

Hell nah

Rude Boy:

Oh well damn. You

don't know but you are interested

in me. So, cheers to your

ignorance.

Me:

How does it feel?

Rude Boy:

What?

Me:

Living in dreams?

Rude Boy:

Ask yourself, you must

be knowing better.

Me:

It feels like a personal

attack when most of

the time, I literally

am daydreaming.

Rude Boy:

What can I say? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:

See, it's not really difficult

to talk to people

Rude Boy:

I never thought it was

difficult. I just didn't

want to waste my time.

Me:

Bye then

Rude Boy:

I didn't mean to offend

you.

Me:

You think it doesn't hurt?

Each day of my life, I think

I could at least gain a word

of appreciation from you but

you slide my existence as

we slide useless notifications.

Do you think I am that extra

pizza crust you can leave?

It hurts to be the crust. I just

wanted to be a cheesecake.

Rude Boy:

You wanted to be a what??

Me:

Sorry I just went into flow

and my flow is cheesecake.

On that note, do you wanna

buy me cheesecake?

Rude Boy:

Okay, since I wanted to

apologise.

Me:

What? Really? I was just

joking.

Rude Boy:

I am serious. Where do

you live.

Me:

Geumjeong

Rude Boy:

That's in Busan if I am

not wrong.

Me:

Yeah you're right.

You're from?

Rude Boy:

Seoul.

Me:

Oh you're a seoullite!

Reasons your rudeness.

Rude Boy:

Why do you suppose so?

Me:

Idk I feel like people from

bigger towns are rude.

Rude Boy:

I am from Daegu though...

Me:

Oh. Reasons your savagery.

Rude Boy:

And why do you suppose that!?

Me:

Since Min Yoongi is from there.

Rude Boy:

...

Who's your bias?

Me:

What a tough question!

I am mostly an OT7

but... Hoseok!!!

Rude Boy:

Oh

Me:

What about you???

Rude Boy:

I'm the one I should love

Me:

Jin?

Rude Boy:

No. Yoongi.

Me:

That's Jin's song epiphany!

Rude Boy:

Is it? 👀

Me:

Looks like you have

just entered the fandom?

Rude Boy:

I think.

Coming back to your cheesecake.

Me:

No need. I'll be killed

if I eat that.

Rude Boy:

Why? I won't poison it,

maybe.

Me:

Lmao. I am on a diet rn.

😪😪

Rude Boy:

I see. Then it's your wish.

Good luck.

Me:

Thenk you. I needed

that.

By the way... Your name?

Rude Boy:

Just take me as a fellow

army. I am not particularly

comfortable with sharing

my details.

Me:

It's fine by me.

Rude Boy:

Really?

Me:

Yup. Even I don't tell

my name to anyone.

Rude Boy:

You don't? Why?

Me:

Just because.

Rude Boy:

You did tell me though.

Me:

I thought you were that

jerkface Suho.

But for you info, your name

in my contact list is

'Rude Boy'

If you ever want it to change,

you can just tell me your name.

😉😉

Rude Boy:

Yah??

That's not fair!

Hey? Wtf? Are you leaving like that?

Wow. Why am I even

texting?

Hey??

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