Sunday, 1:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Bro, can I play an

important role in

your wedding?

Like that of the bride.

Ryuk:

Sure but you won't be

finding me then. I'll

have to runaway.🏃🏻‍♂️

Me:

WOULD IT KILL YOU

TO BE KIND?

Ryuk:

probably.

Me:

Ryuk:

*Sticking tongue out*

Me:

What can this tongue

do baby 😏

Ryuk:

Lick my fingers

To turn pages of the Bible

for sinners like you.

Me:

That was really nice

and witty tbh.

Ryuk:

Ikr

*Pats my own shoulder*

Me:

You can like hire me

and I can pat your

shoulder for free mister 😌

Ryuk:

~I love myself~

Me:

When did I turn into

something like this?

Ryuk:

I always saw you like

this. Lmao 😂

Me:

Don't you hate me?

Ryuk:

Yeah I obviously do.

Me:

Ryuk:

Wasn't it you

who asked?

Me:

Had to show off my meme.

Ryuk:

I'll choke you.

Wait... you'd like that.

I'll fucking stab you.

Me:

😂😂😂😂

Fuck. You are making

me laugh.

Ryuk:

I am laughing too.😂

Me:

I just first handedly

witnessed that I suck

at flirting.

Ryuk:

No you don't. It's just

I am a hard man.

Me:

HaRd 👁️👄👁️

Ryuk:

Fucking pervert.

Me:

Smooth

Ryuk:

Like a snake

Me:

Like butter idiot.

Ryuk:

Well I was thinking, we

haven't seen each other.

Me:

You're thinking absolutely

right bro. Yes, you didn't

had a short term memory

loss.

Ryuk:

😑😑

Why don't we video call?

Me:

Fine by me.

Ryuk:

Okayy

Incoming video call : Ryuk

Accept / Decline

[Why is your screen black?]

[Why is yours?]

[Fucking shit!]

[Must be fun.

You can only fuck shit.]

[Shut up, dumbass.]

[Bye, I cannot talk

keeping my hand on

the camera.]

[Idiot. I have just turned

my phone upside down

and kept it.]

[Oh yeah right.

Yup now.]

[Now what? Because of

your stupidity the vid

call was a failure.]

[I think you did the same

thing.]

[It's different for me.]

[How?]

[Because you're a pervert]

[*Laughs* ya sure, I would

just eye fuck you.]

[*Laughs* who knows?]

[It really intrigues me tho.

Who are you?]

[Me too. Who are you, Jee?]

[That's freaking wrong.

You know my name.]

[All in good time babygirl]

[Okay papi]

[What in mf hell]

[Oh oh oooo

Fuck shit. I guess someone's

up. Ttyl.]

[Y-]

Call ended.

Tuesday, 4:00 P.M

Ryuk

Me:

What're you doing?

Ryuk:

Sleeping.

Me:

Lol

What're you doing later?

Ryuk:

Sleeping.

Me:

Then fucking die while

sleeping.

Ryuk:

Ok. Now let me die in

peace.

Me:

Go and die. Idc.

Ryuk:

Yeah with pleasure.

Tuesday, 11:30 P.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Are you dead?

Ryuk:

Fuck off I have work to

do.

Me:

K

Fifteen minutes later.

Ryuk:

Hey look, I am sorry.

I was kinda stressed.

Me:

No. Get lost.

That was rude.

Ryuk:

I am sorry. I know

that was really bitchy.

I was trying to concentrate

on some work and I couldn't

really get the product I

was expecting so, I was

pissed off.

I m really sorry.

Me:

Really?

Ryuk:

Yeah

Me:

Well it's fine then 😁😁

Even when I play like

that, I have self respect

Bro.

Ryuk:

You obviously do. That's

why you have witty

comebacks.

Me:

Looks like someone is

resorting to flattery.

😂😂

Ryuk:

No really. You've got nice

comebacks. Just not

better than me.

Me:

Ryuk:

😂😂

I was really rude. I should

have conversed with you

from the start. I feel better

now.

Me:

Ryuk:

Yeah I better stop.

It was becoming cringe.

Me:

Btw I came to tell you.

That a new newspaper

contacted me for the

editorials and Mi says that

it's a great chance to

learn more.

I just came to share the

news which I thought

was a good one.

Ryuk:

It surely is. Congratulations

bro. I said you had a bright

future.😌😌

Me:

There is no future.

Ryuk:

It's so bright that you

can't see it rn. Slowly

your eyes will become

accustomed.

Me:

Bro. Seriously.

Forget all this.

Why not be a motivational

speaker?

We can earn much.

Ryuk:

Why would you earn

from my words?

Me:

Idea bro. Great mind,

great ideas.😌

Well I won't disturb you

now. You can do your

work.

Ryuk:

No that's fine.

Me:

What were you having

trouble in?

Ryuk:

Just some technical

glitches.

Me:

Do you know how to

solve it?

Ryuk:

No. My friend does.

Me:

Is he there?

Ryuk:

No?

Me:

Will stressing over

it do anything?

Ryuk:

No...

Me:

Can you by any chance

fix that glitch?

Ryuk:

No?

Me:

Then fuck me!

Ryuk:

What?

Me:

I mean fuck it!😜

If it can't be helped.

Ryuk:

Yeah. Idek what I

was doing just staring

at the screen and banging

the mouse.

Me:

Go and listen to soft

songs.

Ryuk:

Any recommendations?

Me:

Wait. I've got a playlist.

*Inserts playlist*

Ryuk:

Thanks bye.

Me:

No need to thank me bro.

Bye.

•••

(A/N: I am having this feeling that both books are going in vain; talking about 'Shot on iPhone' and 'Who are You'... 😔)