Tuesday, 1:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Ykw we did todayyy???

Ryuk:

Do I look like ik? 😑

Me:

Bitch.

Well we (me and Mi) went

to our school. Busan high.

It was so nostalgic.

Ryuk:

Mi and me lmaooo 🤣🤣

Did your parents allow

you now?

Me:

I told you Lily was

on a day off. And my

parents are rarely

home.

So, I sneaked. Look,

I am not a coward.

Ryuk:

Congratulations to

you 👏👏

Me:

Why so salty???

Look I found a new

friend. We took it everywhere

with us and then we had to

drop it back.

Ryuk:

You guys didn't click

pictures of yourselves?

Me:

We did. You wanna see???

Ryuk:

Um... But, your identity.

Me:

We never click normal

pictures. Our face is

rarely visible.

Like ...

Ryuk:

Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

Which one is you?

Me:

The one on the right.

You know the first time

I texted you, thinking that

you were Suho. I was

really missing him coz

of this pic...

The middle one is

Suho. I am on the left

and Mi on the right. 😂😂

Ryuk:

You guys seem close.

Me:

We've spent our entire

childhood together.

Same school, same college.

Ryuk:

Y'all did journalism?

Me:

Yup. Yk what a coincidence.

When we were like returning,

we met sung ho. We were

classmates.

He proposed me on our

farewell. Those were the days.

Lmao 🤣🤣

Ryuk:

Can't believe someone

can propose you..

Me:

I was a pretty popular kid

for your kind information.

Not only me, we three

were pretty popular....

Ryuk:

Why do you think I would

believe you?

Me:

Then don't. 🤷🏻‍♀️

But seriously, sung ho turned

into a really handsome lad.

Ryuk:

Seems like someone is

regretting... 😏

Me:

Not at all. Like, I didn't feel

for him.

And Mr Ryuk, with all due

respect which is none, he was

very handsome then too.

Ryuk:

Do you have a picture?

Me:

You think I have pictures

of random men on my phone?

Ryuk:

What about Suho?

Me:

Um... Lemme see...

I have one of both

Mi and Lee. It's one of

highschool

Ryuk:

Wait. I have seen

her somewhere.

Me:

Yeah. She is the news

reporter on Korea TV

Ryuk:

The weather forecast???

Me:

Yup 😌

Ryuk:

Woahhh. She is great.

Me:

Ikr. 😂😂😂

Ryuk:

She looks absolute beauty

on TV... Better than many

idols.

Me:

Ryuk:

Like pretty is pretty.

Me:

Agreed lmao.

But all pretty is not beauty.

All beauty is pretty. 😌

Ryuk:

Can't agree more 🙌

What about you? You don't

have any pictures with Suho?

Or with Mi...

Me:

Look who is desperate.

Ryuk:

Who said I am desperate?

Me:

Can't you see. I said that.

Dumbass 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ryuk:

😑😑

Me:

Well I have one from our

college trip with Suho.

Ryuk:

Show show

Me:

Ryuk:

Are you wearing couple

tees?

Me:

No. 😂😂

Those were the hotel shirts.

Ryuk:

You sure? 🤨

Me:

Why? You jealous? 🌚🌚

Ryuk:

Your dreams baby

Me:

No babe... It's the truth.

Your turn...

Show me your friends

Ryuk:

I cannot. My friends work

with me and they are as

popular. So... Yk...

Me:

😔😔

Ryuk:

Okay wait. Lemme see

if I have some like you.

He is my brother like

friend. We work together.

Me:

Wow yours is worse than

me. I cannot see any skin!

Ryuk:

Me:

NGL. Even when I

have not seen him, I can

say that he is a sexy man!

Ryuk:

Hoe

Me:

Like sexy is sexy

Ryuk:

All sexy is not cool

All cool is sexy

Me:

Shut up you dumb fuck

Ryuk:

Ouch that was aggressive

Me:

I like it aggressive 😁

Have you heard about

solipsism?

Ryuk:

No what's that?

Me:

It's the belief that everything

around you is created by your

mind.

Ryuk:

Seems very 'you' thing.

Me:

If everything around me

is my imagination... You are

the best thing I came up

with.

Ryuk:

Fuck.

Me:

And I am not even

flirting.

Ryuk:

Do you plan on hitting

up on me later?

Me:

Bitch I was being serious.

But you are a whore so,

never mind.

Ryuk:

Well, didn't you just say that

I am the best thing you

came up with?🌚

Me:

And I am regretting it

already.

Ryuk:

I am bitter and complicated.

It's one of my charms 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:

I don't think you

know what that word means.

Or how to count.

Or probably both.

Ryuk:

Me:

Sorry I spout random

facts when triggered

by stupidity.

Otherwise, I really love you

💜💜

Ryuk:

I am so sick of this

fake love.

Me:

If I wanted to hear from

an asshole. I'd fart.

So, you can stfu

Ryuk:

I could eat a bowl of

alphabet soup and shit out

a smarter statement than

what you just said.

Me:

Ykw I was planning for

a battle of wits but then I

thought it would be totally

illegal against someone

who is unarmed.

Well that someone is you.

And I am telling ya because

you got no wits mofo

Ryuk:

Do you ever shut up?

Me:

Yeah I do but not on your

say 😤

Ryuk:

Smh.

Me:

Btw I love hand written letters.

Ryuk:

What?

Me:

I really love handwritten

letters. I just recieved one

from my old school professor

and it means so much.

Ryuk:

What does it say?

Me:

That he still remembers that

I broke his fav specs and he

still couldn't find the same frame,

duh!

Ryuk:

You're close even to professors?

Me:

Clg professors are fun.

💜💜

Ryuk:

Oh. I've had my degree in

borad casting and ent.

But... I never liked clg lmao

Me:

Clg was so fun.

Ryuk:

Fuck off. I gtg.

Me:

Okay dumbass.

Ryuk:

Bye miss Thunderfuck

McPickuptruck

Me:

Bye prince

Ryuk:

🤯

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