Wednesday, 7:40 A.M.

Gucci Boy

Gucci Boy:

Seriously, you were all

calm in front of me and

then cried in front of

hyung.

How do you feel at being caught?

Me:

How do you know I

cried?

Gucci Boy:

I saw Yoongi Hyung cry, that

means obviously, you cried.

Me:

Well Mr Kim Taehyung. This

is really disappointing that

you peeked at our conversation

that I assume was meant

to be private.

So, I would request you

not to involve in my matters

anymore. Neither will I

bother you.

Gucci Boy:

You're so arrogant. First

you are lying on our face

and then you're being all

intelligent?

Me:

Something in the air tells

me that it's worthless conversing

with you.

A piece of advice for no

reason - You are a human, not

a horse that you've placed

blinders on your eyes.

Gucci Boy:

I'll protect Hyung from you.

Me:

Protect yourself from your

mentality. This would harm

you.

Actually I am not blocking you

because I respect you quite

alot.

Gucci Boy:

I'll be the one blocking you.

Me:

Go ahead sir.

You can no longer reply to this conversation.

Wednesday, 7:50 A.M.

Doraemon

Me:

You up?

Doraemon:

Yup.

Me:

What're you doing?

Doraemon:

Just listening to the

composition.

Me:

Just text me when you're

free. Don't want to bother

you.

Doraemon:

There is a pause button

that I can use when I need

to talk to someone.

Did you come after talking

with the grim reaper? What

happened to you.

Me:

The reports came.

Doraemon:

Oh really?? When?

Me:

Just fifteen minutes before.

Then Tae kinda texted and

now I am texting you.

Doraemon:

Why did he?

Me:

That was stupid. Not imp.

The important thing is...

It's positive. I am their daughter.

99.9999%

Doraemon:

Isn't that great?

Me:

Yup. Maybe. I mean idk.

Can parents be like that?

I still don't believe.

Doraemon:

I am sorry I cannot do anything.

Me:

Why are you sorry?

I should be sorry I ruined

your mood in the morn.

Doraemon:

No. I mean yeah I am

sad cause you are but you

don't have to feel sorry.

When your feeling low,

lower than the floor. And

you feel like you ain't got a

chance. Don't make a move

till you're in the groove.

And do the Peter Panda dance!

Me:

Huh?

Doraemon:

Hop 3 times like a kangaroo.

Side step twice just like those crabs do.

3 steps forward 1 step back.

Quick like a turtle lie on your back.

Roll like a log till you can't roll no more.

Hop up quick like there ain't no floor.

Hold your breath...and jump to the left.

And thats the Peter, I swear that's the Peter.

THAT'S THE PETER PANDA DANCE!!

Me:

😂😂

I did it. I don't feel low

anymore. Yoongi you're

the best.

Doraemon:

Ikr 😎

Me:

Still can't get over how you

pull off a badass vibe while

you are silly and adorable as

fuck.

But you're still badass and you're

still cute by being one.

Doraemon:

In a sense, I am the best

person you have ever met!

Me:

Nah. The best person I

have ever met is me, myself

and I.

Doraemon:

Okay, just because

your pen name is Jerry

doesn't mean you're

as cute as this little one.

🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:

Doraemon:

Just because you're

pouting doesn't make

you cute.

Me:

If you think that this

way I would continue

sending you pictures,

then that's wrong😏

Doraemon:

But thats wrong, you've

got my pictures.

Me:

Sorry bro. I don't really

click pictures. This one,

I just clicked.

Doraemon:

Really? You are all ready

at this hour???

Me:

Yeah.. haha.

I have one childhood

picture of mine with

Minho. That my grandma

clicked.

Doraemon:

Oh really? Show it to me.

Me:

Doraemon:

Aww you're so little.

Me:

Everyone is little when

they are kids.😑😑

Doraemon:

I mean it's so cute. 💜

Me:

Really? 🤭

Doraemon:

Yeah. It's so cute.

You still look the same.

Me:

You just said that I

am cute 😏😏

Doraemon:

I thought you knew.

Me:

🤯🤯

Doraemon:

😂😂

You're overdramatic.

Me:

Say that I'm cute once.

Doraemon:

You're cute.

Me:

Doraemon:

😂😂

Me:

You're being abnormally

nice to me. What do you

want exactly?

Doraemon:

Wdym?

Me:

You're nicer than usual.

Doraemon:

If you want I would punch

you in the face.

Me:

Doraemon:

😂😂

Go and do your work now.

Bye 🖇️

Me:

Yeah bye 🖇️

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