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𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚇 .

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After repeatedly declining calls, I sucked my teeth and finally answered after the second ring,

"Ain't I just say stop blowing me up, shorty?" I snapped on Naomi.

"I don't give a FUCK Eli. Keep playin' with m-"

And now she's talking to the 3 beeps.

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Check dms shorty 😍😍😍

| 𝘇𝗶𝗼𝗻𝟮𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗵 @10kdeon You must not love yo life at all

| 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𝘆𝗺𝗶𝗿 @10kdeon Don't get onnat, her brothers crazy, they kill people

I shook my head and kept scrolling and declining her calls 'till a notification popped up on my screen,

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iMessage 1s

Since you wanna act dumb open the door

nigga

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This bitch done lost her mind. It's 11 o'clock at night and shorty is popping up at my house to cuss me out? Is my dick that good?

I ran my hands over my face and got up to open the door before she could start banging on it 'cause Duck is asleep and i'm not trynna hear his loud mouth ass either.

As soon as I opened the door Naomi was already walking up the steps with a mug on her face.

"You a disrespectful ass nigga, I hope you know that." She pointed her finger in my face as I stood there staring at her. Bitch go home.

"Come on now Naomi, you doin' too much."

"Nah Elijah, I'm not doing enough actually!" She raised her voice causing me to suck my teeth and look away. Her voice sound like a broken microwave.

A nigga was really outchea on the porch at 11pm wearing nothin but some basketball shorts and some slides, arguing with some broad who ain't even my girl.

"Naomi get off my porch! How you gon' be mad at a fucking text message? What type of shit is that?" I tilted my head at her.

"NIGGA! You literally said, and I quote, 'I don't want you to suck my dick cause you ain spit enough'." She read my text off her phone.She mad cause Durk was speaking facts?

I didn't even do anything forreal. I was just listening to No Label a few minutes ago and I realized that the verse applied to her so I texted her it and now here she is; on my porch at 11pm— yelling at me about

a fucking song lyric.

I was giving her advice if anything. That was some of the worst head I've ever received. I'm getting sad just thinking about it. She got wayy too much of a smart mouth for someone who can't even suck dick right.

"I was quoting Durk! And it's the truth, you ain't even spit that much." I frowned.

"Elijah you're so full of sh-"

"Man, what the fuck y'all got goin' on?" Duck cut her off as he came and stood in the doorway.

"Y'all out here arguing on the porch and shit like a married couple. Gon' get the fuck!" Duck sized Naomi up.

"Get yo fucking homeboy if you'on want me to pop up over here again! Ole stupid asses." Naomi muttered before turning on her heels and walking off the porch.

"You lucky my girl pregnant, I would've got her to beat yo ass on bro." Duck yelled off the porch. We're definitely getting evicted.

"I don't give a fuck. Fuck you and yo homeboy!" Naomi turned around and yelled.

"Fuck all that. Get the fuck off my property!" Duck yelled back making her flip him off and get into her car.

"You gotta stop messing wit' crazy ass bitches." Duck shook his head as we walked back into the house while she drove off as loud as possible.

"Man, she mad 'cause I said she didn't spit enough when she gave me head. I was giving her advice! Shit, I might've een let her practice on me but after all that shit? Fuck ass no." I told him and he bussed out laughing.

"You needa settle down my nigga. You stick yo dick in anything."

"I hate when y'all say that shit. Got me feeling like a two dollar ass hoe." I frowned at him.

"Cause you is my brotha."

"Get outta my damn face." I swatted his hand out of my face, making him laugh.

"I can't wait 'till me and Tasia move into our house. I don't have to worry 'bout random thots popping up on my porch no more." He cheesed.

A few weeks ago Tasia and Duck decided they were gonna move in together. For one, they'd already been in a secret relationship for like two years now and even before that they were all over each other. Everyone lowkey knew they were together but we just ain't say shit.

But now they got a kid on the way so they wanna raise the demon seed in one house together I guess. But it can't be in this house cause muthafuckas are constantly over here fighting, arguing, and shooting. Shit is just ghetto as fuck.

"Shit I'm happy you leavin' too. Now I get to fuck wherever I want." I smiled and he rolled his eyes.

"You a nasty ass nigga." He shook his head.

"That's why all the hoes love me."

"Speakin of Tasia, where her hormonal ass at? I need some of her cooking right about now." I asked, turning on the game and taking a seat on the couch.

"She at her folks house, she comin' back tomorrow morning 'cause we got an appointment." Duck took a seat next to me and picked up the other controller.

"How far along is she now?"

"26 weeks tomorrow." He cheesed. "We finally set a date and shit for the gender reveal. A nigga been waiting long as fuck."

"Yessirrr." I smiled back. I'm happy my bro settling down. I mean, that shit isn't for me but whatever makes him happy I guess.

"You want a boy?" I asked him as the 2k loading screen appeared on the tv. "Yea, I want me a junior."

"Daylon Jr got a nice lil' ring to it." I nodded in approval.

"Fashoo. I'm just ready for the baby to get here 'cause I don't know how much more of Tasia's attitude I can take. She got mad the other day cause I wouldn't fuck her." He furrowed his eyebrows making me bussed out laughing.

"Why you ain't just fuck her?" I tried to hold in my laugh but failed terribly.

"Cause I feel like I be poking the baby and shit." He muttered making me laugh harder.

"Whew boy, you had me right there." I caught my breath from laughing so hard. "Say son, you laughing and I'm being dead serious." He mugged me.

"That sounds like a personal problem my brotha." I patted his shoulder. He sucked his teeth and focused his attention back on the tv.

"Can't wait till you get someone pregnant. I'm finna throw all this shit back in yo face."

"Keep waiting cause that isn't happening any time soon. I'm not planting my seed in NOBONE. And if it does happen on accident then shit, the stairs ain't nothin." I shrugged. Duck died laughing,"Say, you really ain't shit."

"I've been told."

I just got told it about 10 minutes ago so I'm very aware that i'm not shit. I don't need everyone reminding me.

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𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚇 .

| 88°

"Come on Aijah stop playin!" Rell dragged as he backed up from Aijah who kept trynna slap him.

"No nigga! You gon' learn to stop playin with me!" Aijah yelled while me, Duck, Tasia, Mir, Kania, and Kairo watched attentively from the living room in our house. Muthafuckas always gotta fight in our

shit..

"All I said was "thank you" you're tripping man.." Rell shook his head walking into the kitchen with Aijah on his tail.

"I don't give a fuck you shouldn't have responded to the hoe in the first place. Like fuck you being so nice for?" She retorted, slamming his phone down on the kitchen counter.

They continued to bicker in the kitchen while the rest of us turned around and finally decided to mind our business.

"And y'all wonder why I don't get into relationships." I muttered, shaking my head.

"Mane look at them! They Ike and Tina forreal." Kai said making all of us look back in the direction of the kitchen where Aijah and Rell were now full-on wrestling.

"Niggas always wanna fight in our shit." Duck huffed. "Y'all better not break nothing in our kitchen either. All that domestic violence and shit."

"Word." I nodded watching Rell pin Aijah down on the kitchen floor while she kept swinging on him with her free hand. Just ghetto as fuck.

"Mir, why you look so depressed?" Nia laughed making him suck his teeth.

"It's 'cause his girl not here." Kai teased. "Shut y'all asses up. She gon' be here soon." He frowned.

"If you miss her just say thattt." Tasia dragged. "Sholl do, and what about it?"

"Whipped!" I coughed and Mir flung a throw pillow at me.

"I remember when y'all couldn't stand each other. Now y'all in love, ain't that some shit." Duck pressed his lips together.

"Y'all gon' chill with that lil' word.." Mir muttered, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck.

"Boy shut up. You know you love my sister." Duck spoke making him shrug dismissively.

It's obvious he doesn't wanna say it 'cause he's not sure what the outcome of saying "i love you" is gonna be. But shit, I don't blame his ass. He got set up by the girl that he loved AND she ended up getting pregnant by his closest friend and pretended the baby was his.

So he never experienced genuine love before and that's why he doesn't wanna confirm it with Mari even though he knows damn well my sis wouldn't do no shake shit like that.

Scary ass nigga.

If he don't tell her soon I'ma just lie and tell her he said it.

"Don't rush it. You're gonna know when you know." Tasia told him making Mir nod.

Everyone got carried away in their own conversations while Aijah and Rell continued wrestling in the kitchen, knocking down some cups in the process. I shook my head and looked down at my phone when I got a notification.

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Today 12:44pm

Okay and?

You still said allat shit yesterday

You still onnat shorty?

I told you it was just a word of advice that

just so happened to be a Durk lyric

Mhm..

And I said you could practice on me

so I wasn't even bein as mean as I

coulda been

Fine ima practice or whatever

Say less NayNay

When you comin for our first class?

You be confusin me Eli

Be makin up all these nicknames for me and

shit but claim we not together..

Shit don't make sense.

Shorty it's just a nickname..

You dtm

Whatever we gon talk abt that later cause

either we together or we not

Ion do nun of the back n forth

Fuck ever

Wya?

Homegirl's house

Wby?

You can come thru after

Mkay daddy 😘

You loved "Mkay daddy 😘"

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I shook my head at Naomi and put my phone back in my lap. Every time she talks about a relationship I tell her ass the same shit over and over again— we're not together. She just doesn't wanna listen and that's on her.

Like what am I supposed to do at this point? Write it on a sticky note and put that shit on her forehead? Fucking delusional.

But since i'm such a nice black gentleman I'm gonna let her practice her lil' throat skills on me. Well she really doesn't have any skills at all but there's always room to learn, I guess.

She has potential, or whatever the fuck Spring Walker said.

"Y'all done fighting?" Duck asked Rell and Aijah who walked back into the living room breathing heavily.

"For now." Aijah shrugged, slouching down on the couch next to Nia.

"Where y'all daddy at? Why y'all over here today?" I asked the twins.

"Well damn bitch.. if you don't like us just say that." Nia rolled her neck.

"Watch yo mouth." Mir looked up from his phone and gave her a warning look. She threw her hands up in defense, "My bad, big bro."

"Did I say I didn't want yo nappy headed ass over here, Nia?" I asked as she furrowed her eyebrows at me. "Bye Elijah! Definitely not nappy headed.

"Yea whatever.."

"But my daddy with his lil' fiancé.." She rolled her eyes.

Duck started laughing, "Y'all really don't like that lady huh?"

"No son! She doesn't know how to cook either. Like how do you fuck up spaghetti? Like SPAGHETTI? Really?" Kai scrunched his face up making us bussed out laughing.

"And they talking 'bout moving her and her lil' rat face a-s-s daughter into our house." Nia huffed.

"Shit, I would hate to be yall." Mir chuckled. "Boy fuck you mean? We comin' to say with you." Kai shrugged, leaning back on the couch.

"No the hell y'all not, and didn't I just say watch yo mout-"

"Theres some bitches outside and they look like they gettin' ready to shake something." Rell announced, walking in from the front door.

"I know this bitch ain't pull up over here!" Aijah huffed, throwing her phone on the couch and standing up.

"Woah woah woahh, fuck goin' on?" Duck butted in as Aijah stormed passed him and headed out the front door with the rest of us filing out behind her.

"Not these hoes!" Duck threw his hands up when we walked out onto the porch to see Kali, Naomi, and some other hoe that I didn't know standing on the lawn. There was a group of like five niggas standing to the side just watching.

"Shit look like an episode of Wild N' Out.." Tasia commented as she looked off the porch at the crowded lawn.

Like I said muthafuckas ALWAYS wanna fight in our shit. I don't even blame Duck. I wouldn't wanna

raise my child over here either.

"Naomi? Fuck you doin'?" I scrunched my face up at her. She just mugged me before looking back at Aijah.

She was just talking about sucking my dick later and now she's all mad mad? Hate it here.

"Come on now, Aijah. Since you wanna be petty and shit!" Kali yelled, swinging her arms around like a lunatic.

"How am I being petty 'cause I fired Monie?" Aijah squinted her eyes as she walked down the porch and over to where they were standing.

I really hope Aijah isn't trying to fight all three of 'em at once because I love her and all, but I can't help her with this one.

"Don't play dumb hoe! As soon as you found out I was friends with Kali you fired me!" The other bitch who I didn't know yelled.

"I fired you cause you don't know how to do yo damn job, Monie! You're were receptionist not a damn sex worker. Yet you were in there for 4 days straight trying to get every nigga's number that walked through the door, even the ones that came in with their GIRLFRIENDS." Aijah yelled back making a few of us muffle our laughs.

"That ain't yo damn business what I do!" Monie yelled back.

"It definitely is my business if i'm the one employing yo dumbass and writing you a fucking check."

"I'm gonna come over here more often." Kai smiled, making Nia nod in agreement.

"No the fuck yall not.." Mir mumbled from beside me as he stood with the rest of us on the porch and watched the girls go back and forth.

"You're being petty for no reason! How you gon' fire her 'cause she's friends with someone you don't like?" Naomi scrunched her face up, adding her unwanted two cents.