———Eren pov———

"Eren are you sure you want to do this...." Jean said while crouching behind me

"Shut it Horse face you in or out?" I whispered

"In but hurry the fuck up"

"Shut up you are gonna get us caught" I semi yelled

"Hurry the fuck up Yeager"

Ok so you might be wondering what we are doing so earlier today I found out mikasa made the volleyball team with Sasha and they are currently in practice right now. so right now I'm doing the only logical thing a person would do. I'm stealing her clothes.

I ran up to her gym bag and found her school clothes that she was going to wear key word: was

"Fuck! Eren let's go someone's coming" Jean said by the door

Fuck. Grabbing the clothes i ran to the door and kept running not bothering to see if Jean was behind. Turning a corner I put my hand to my heart trying to control my breathing

"Fuck Yeager really? You really wanted to steal her clothes?" Jean said walking towards me

I just shrugged in response and made my way to my dorm room "it's fine she can borrow clothes or wear her volleyball stuff for all I care"

Walking up the stairs of the dorm building I made it to my room and opened it to a Ymir sitting at the desk playing on her phone "Jesus Ymir" I said getting scared. how the fuck did she get in

"Where the hell have you been we have stuff to do"

"I've been busy" I said shrugging and walking towards my bed and throwing mikasas clothes to the side of it

"Whos clothes?"

"Eren stole casas clothes while she was at practice" Jean said walking to Connies bed and sitting

"She's gonna beat you ass" Ymir said with a laugh

"She can try Also what do we have to do?"

Ymir looked at me with furrowed eyebrows "huh?"

"You said we have stuff to do"

"Oh facts. Yeah no we don't but I'm bOred"

"You guys want to go...Don't you have a game today?" I asked seeing how Ymir made the guys football team

"Of FaCts" she said while nodding her head

"Do you guys want to go eat?" Jean said while texting someone on his phone

"Yeah let's go to-"

I was cut off by my door bursting open "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES?!" A very angry Mikasa yelled

"Holy fuck!" I yelled while holding a hand to my heart

"WHO TOOK THEM?!" She yelled looking at all of us. Ymir laughing her ass off and Jean almost fainting

"He did!" Jean said pointing at me looking like he's about to shit his pants

"Eren I swear to fucking god!"

"JEAN YOU FUCKING SNITCH!!" I said glaring at him. I looked over at Ymir who was currently gaSpIng for air and holding her stomach

"Give. Me my CLOTHES!" Mikasa said walking fast towards me

"How did you even get in? I locked the door" I pointed out slowly backing up until my back hit the wall

"I have my fucking ways Yeager" she sneered

Holy fuck she's scary

I looked at what she was wearing and chuckled a bit

"What are you looking at Yeager?" She hissed out with clenched fists

I brought my eyes to meet her grey ones "I love your...outfit"

"Shut it."

"Nice spandex casa" Ymir laughed loudly.

Mikasa was wearing plain Nike pro spandex with a plain red shirt on

"Give me my clothes" she said with a hand out and glaring at Jean

"Why are you glaring at me!" Jean said backing away from her

"Because you helped him!"

Jean faked gasped and held a hand to his heart "that hurts that you would think me" he pointed towards him "Jean would help eren"

"I saw you walk away from the change room." She deadpanned

"Oh well that makes sense"

She looked back at me with a raised eyebrow "clothes"

"Say please mikasa know your manners" I said while shaking my head

"I'll shove that please up your ass if you don't give me my god damn clothes"

"Here" I shoved the clothes into her hands not wanting to find out what she would actually do to me

"Asshole" she muttered while walking out of the room and slamming the door on her way out

"Jean!" I said throwing a pillow at his face "stop looking at her ass!"

"I'm not! I was just thinking that I was about to DiE"

"You are a fucking snitch!" I said while throwing another pillow at him

"I almost died! I saw my life flash before my eyes"

"You guys are dramatic what could she possibly do?"Ymir said while chuckling a little

"Kill us" I said

"Slap us" Jean grimaced

"Throw us in the river"

"Please" Ymir said while laughing "no she couldn't"

"Remember freshman year at the party?" I asked

"Yeah.." she slowly nodded

"Remember floch?"

"Oh yeah the kid who transferred"

"He grabbed mikasas ass at the party and she slammed his head into the table...." I said while recalling the memory

I made mikasa go to her first party in freshman year and while I was talking to Jean floch came up and touched mikasas ass which caused her to punch him in his stomach and slam his head into a table don't worry he wasn't hurt that badly and then I punched him in his fat fucking nose after I found out what happened

"So I have a game tonight that should be fun" Ymir said while getting up and putting her shoes on

"Where are you going?" I asked now confused why she's leaving

"Oh Mike texted me to help her do something"

"Oh...YOU MEAN MIKASA?" I asked at first forgetting Mike is mikasa

"Yes dumbass" she said while closing the door of the dorm

"What do you think she's helping her with?" Jean asked

"I don't know"

———Mikasa pov———

"Basically that's what we are doing"

"Are you sure?" Ymir asked with a grin

"100% I'm gonna get this asshole back"

"This is gonna be hilarious" she said while sitting across from me in the library

"Are you sure he's going to be here?" I asked because Ymir texted him to meet her at the library

"Yup"

"Hey guys!" Hitch said walking towards us with a fake smile

"Hey did you hear?" I asked leaning closer to her

"Hear what?" She said while crossing her arms

"Erens gonna ask you out today" Ymir said with a smile

Her eyes went wide and smiled big "really?"

"Yup he said he's coming here right now to tell you but I'm saying you walk up to him and start flirting with him" I said pointing towards the door "he's really shy at first but just keep following him and flirting and he'll ask you"

"Are you sure?" She said while looking towards the door

"I'm positive but make sure to laugh really loud and you have to say ' oh eren baby! You are so funny' that will for sure make him ask you" I said while side glancing to Ymir

"There he is go! Don't tell him you saw us!"I said pushing her a little after seeing eren come into the library

"Let's go" Ymir mouthed to me which I nodded to

We made our way towards a bookshelf hiding us from both their views and we could hear them perfectly

"Hey Eren!" Hitch said with a big smile on her face

"Oh hey Hitch.." he said looking everywhere but her

"I love your shirt it brings out your eyes!" She said while grabbing his arm "wow have you been working out?!" She said while batting her eyelashes

"Um just for lacrosse and basketball" he said slowly pulling his arm away

"So what are you doing this weekend?" Hitch asked while laughing like super loud

"Um...nothing?"he said while checking the time on his watch

"Want to go out?"

Wait. This wasn't the plan.

It's fucking better than what the plan was.

I looked at Ymir with wide eyes and she was smiling. I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing

"Uh I don't know hitch" he said while rubbing the back of his neck

"Oh! Eren baby! You are so funny!" She said while laughing

"I didn't say anything though..."

"It's a date! I'll see you Friday at 7:30 I'll meet you at your dorm" she said while winking and walking away swaying her hips wayyy to much

As soon as she left eren just stood there with scrunched eyebrows still trying to process what the fuck happened

Me and Ymir gave up on trying not to laugh we sounded like fucking donkeys but soon after we started laughing so hard it just came out as wheezing and hitting each other trying to catch our breath.

"MIKASA!" A voice yelled throughout the fucking LiBraRy

I stopped laughing and stood up straight with a smile while Ymir was literally rolling on the floor

"Yes Eren?" I asked with a wide smile

"Did you do this?" He sneered

"Gasp you think I would do this? I don't even like hitch"

"Did you just say gasp? And yes you did!"

"Actually I didn't but have fun on your date lover boy" I said while grabbing Ymir's arm forcing her up and walking past Eren

"Now I have to go on a date with her!"

"Have fun with that!" I called over my shoulder

"Asshole!" He yelled

"Jack ass!"

" language! This is a library stop yelling!" The librarian said while walking up to us

"Sorry" I said while walking out of the library literally dragging a laughing Ymir

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