《Crazier Then You (Twilight // Crazy Jane)》Chapter 2
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Jane was sitting in her room unsure what to do with herself seeing as she never really was free to do as she pleased before now. She drew some words on the window when a soft knock sounded on the door drawing Janes attention. "Come in" she said the words foreign to her. In walked a girl her age with long straighter yet still wavy hair. She had an awkward smile and stance, "Hey Jane I'm your cousin Bella, and this is my boyfriend Edward." Bella said making Janes eyes quickly move to the man who stepped in her room behind Bella. It was late at night and both of them were dressed pretty fancy for Bella's birthday party.
Edward looked weird to Jane it made her skin crawl, his weirdly pale skin, vibrant eyes, and weird perfect posture. He seemed inhuman. "Pleasure to meet you" he said rather gruffly like being here pained him. He walked over to shake my hand but I backed away, and Hammerhead took over at the sudden movement.
Edward and Bella watched in shock as Janes under eyes went dark with what looking like smeared makeup and a glare etched on her face, "Back up shit for brains or I'll put my foot so far up your ass......you'll go rain dead." She whispered in a dangerously low tone making him take a step back. Edward couldn't hear her thoughts clearly, it was like multiple voices overlapping each other and it gave him an instant headache. "What's going on in here?" Charlie asked walking in and immediately recognized Hammerhead.
"Hammerhead it's good to see you again, this is Bella and her boyfriend Edward." Charlie said trying to calm the situation but she still looked pissed. She was staring Edward down and he read Charlie's thought immediately understanding he had triggered a personality change. He also heard this was Janes main protector, his sudden advancement must have brought her forward. " My sincerest apologies Hammerhead." Edward said with a nod taking a few steps away from her. She chuckled darkly before walking towards him, mimicking his proper words. She then grabbed his junk and then let go, "with how your talking I didn't think you were a real man....and you look like a real life Ken doll......are you a toy?" She asked being an ass.
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Edward looked uncomfortable but didn't back down. "Are you a little toy man?" She asked again waiting to get a reaction from him. But instead he decided to leave to make her more comfortable, he wasn't gonna feed into her trying to fight him. He left that night and didn't come see Bella like he usually did. Instead he went home telling his family how they needed to leave to give Bella a more human life. It took some convincing but the family began packing their things unsure how Bella would cope with the loss of Edward Cullen.
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Shortly after Edward left Jane resurfaced apologizing for anything Hammer head might have done. Unaware she basically just grabbed Edwards junk and mocked him. Her and Bella talked a little before doom and gloom Bella went to bed.
Jane couldn't sleep at first.
The bed was too soft, it made her want to sleep but she couldn't. It felt uncommon underneath her and she began pondering her thoughts. Edward rubbed Jane and everyone in the underground wrong except Scarlet who was ready to jump his bones, and Karen who was fascinated by the man. Jane listened to them all until sun rise, lucky she didn't start school until next week.
She walked downstairs to see Bella eating alone with a mopey look. "Boyfriend problems?" Jane asked trying to be comforting but it came out a bit harsher then attended. "Something like that." Bella stared simply making Jane roll her eyes. She didn't understand love, she saw it as nothing more then being friends with someone with sex added to it. "You ever have a boyfriend?" Bella asked trying to make conversation but Jane tensed. "No....and I probably never will" she said it with slight venom making Bella flinch.
"Boys are nothing but useless pigs that want nothing but to get in a girls pants" she said less aggressively but still making her point that she hated men. "So.......what's it like having DID? I heard you personalities have different... abilities?" Bella asked with enthusiasm making Jane scoff. "It's great because they just appear when they want, I can suffer memory loss, and I constantly have people bickering in my head." Jane said plainly taking a bite of toast. Her personalities immediately began rioting making her roll her eyes at them as Bella went mute trying to not upset her cousin.
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"But it's also nice....... I was alone for a while but now ,....... we all have each other I guess." She shrugged making Bella smile lightly. "Bunch of raging bitches tho." Jane said cheer sing her cuffing mug up in the hair and chugging it as Bella laughed and nodded her head lightly. Charlie came downstairs in his uniform making Jane look him up and down with distaste. Her and cops haven't had the best record.
"Good morning ladies I would love to join you for breakfast but gotta run and catch up on paper work." Charlie said grabbing a cup for coffee and leaving as quick as he'd come in. "Well I'm heading to school, are you gonna be okay by yourself?" Bella asked putting her dishes in the sink making Jane smile. "I'm never alone but, we will be fine. Just gonna prop my feet up and watch some television or some shit like that." Jane said smiling at her cousin as her feet rested on table making Bella's nose scrunch up. "Feet off the table" Bella said annoyed but with some humor behind it.
"Of course malady" Jane said putting her boots on the ground, but as soon as Bella walked out of the house her feet were back up and her phone was out.
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Jane expected to see Bella to come home first but as the clock clicked on and on she just assumed she was out with her precious 'Edward'. Jane was forcing her personalities at bay to keep them from wandering away from the Swan household. She knew that a few of them wanted to go back out into the world and hated this family atmosphere that was budding.
Babydoll say on the couch however making her way to the surface as Jane flipped through channels landing on Nick jr. baby doll played with her pigtails and clapped through the whole show when the door opened revealing Charlie. "Oh hi you must be Charlie." Baby doll giggled in her high tone catching Charlie by surprise. "Ah and who might you be?" He asked silk having to read Janes file.
"I'm a baby doll duh." She googled into her hands making Charlie smile. He missed having Bella so young and visiting that this personality reminded him of when his daughter would come visit....before she had stopped. "Well it's nice to meet you baby doll have you seen Bell?" He asked making Babydoll shake her head no. "I'm hungry!" Baby doll said with excitement making him chuckle as he looked for something to cook, although usually Bella would be here doing it at this time. "Anything in particular you'd like?" He asked and baby doll squealed for pancakes making him laugh.
He loved seeing Jane happy even thought it wasn't actually her. And he did as babydoll said making he run over and hug him, Charlie stiffened before relaxing. He really had missed his niece. That she preoccupied them as they ate but after he noticed the time and began calling Bella. It was now 10pm and she wasn't answering. He tried Dr. Carlisle as well and he didn't answer.
Soon he was calling Billy and all the men he could find for a search party. Hammerhead sending the danger immediately came out and found a note on Bella's truck. Saying she went for a walk in the woods with Edward making Hammerheads blood boil. She showed it to Charlie and immediately people began searching the woods. Charlie has assumed Edward drove Bella to school and didn't bother looking at her truck making him curse at himself.
Hammerhead met Jacob Black and his father Billy briefly before walking into the woods. Billy calling to her it was dangerous but she ignored him and Charlie was talking with Harry Clearwater and hadn't noticed her departure into the same woods his daughter just went missing in.
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