《Crazier Then You (Twilight // Crazy Jane)》Chapter 3
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"BELLLA!!!!! BELLLAAAA COME OUT YOU FUCKING BITCH!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!" Hammerhead screeched somewhat pissed off that she now had to go searching for Janes cousin hoping she hadn't met the same fate as Kay Challis. Her protective personality is what made her go into the woods after the young girl, especially knowing she had been with Edward all alone.
She was getting lost herself but kept wandering further and further. Until she tripped over a log and then hammerhead began cursing a storm about to kick the log when she saw a pale face 1 inch from her boot. Hammerheads stubbornness actually led her to finding Bella but getting lost herself. Jane came out the second she saw the limp curled up body of Bella. "Bella are you okay?" Jane asked but received no reply as she shook her cousins shoulder.
Jane began to realize how cold Bella was and began to panic unsure of what to do. She began asking the others when she heard a twig snap making her freeze. She looked all around hastily seeing nothing as she began rubbing her hands on Bella's to cheeks and hands to keep her warm. But soon even her eyes began to fall slowly, until her body was leaned against the log slumped over sleeping.
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Jane felt someone walking up to her, all her personalities kicking in to let her know it in fact was a male presence. Janes eyes snapped open just in time to see two hands reaching to pick her up. She immediately stood up eyes snapping fully open, pushing the man back he looked surprised before annoyed. "DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs making the guy look back at two others behind him. "I'm Sam Uley. Charlie went us to find his daughter Bella, and you are?" He asked the unknown girl who was sitting next to an unconscious Bella Swan.
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"Jane......" she said taking a step away from him. He was already in too close of a proximity for her liking. He looked back at the boys behind them nodding to the girls, indicating they had found them. He went to pick Bella up when Jane stood in front of him, "what do you think your doing?" She whispered threateningly as he was about to pick up her cousin.
"She needs help Jane, she's freezing and I'm warm. Plus I can carry her home." He said with slight authority making Jane scoff but timidly move out of the way glaring at him and making sure his hands were in appropriate places. His two butt buddies giggling at me from behind him. "Something funny shit for brains?" Jane drawled not even looking at them as she continued to watch Sam.
"No offense honey but I think he's got it" the one mocked as if she were being a nuisance and maybe to him she was. Looking him dead in the eyes, "Does it look like I give a fuck ass wipe." She asked deathly calm as he froze up as soon as she looked in his eyes. She immediately turned her attention back to Sam as he now began walking while staring at his butt buddy. "Come on let's go, it's getting cold out" he said it to them all but his eyes flicked between Jane and his friend. He started walking in what Jane assumed was the direction of the Swan house.
The one man staring her down now making Jane uncomfortable, she was watching Sam and hiding her face under her hair when she transitioned....into Hammerhead. "staring problem jackass?" Hammer head asked in a low threatening whisper. This took the man by surprise making him stare at her like a fish as his mouth moved but no words coming out. "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue or are you just too pussy to answer?" She asked in the same tone toying with him. He began to shake and finally looked away from her making her smirk. "Good boy" she said as if he were a dog and made her way to Sams side watching him hold Bella again.
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"Is there a reason you gotta watch so closely?" He asked not even glancing at her. "Making sure you don't get any funny ideas." She said simply with an edge making him scoff as if the mere thought disgusted him. "Well this is Paul and Jared by the way" he said trying to introduce his friends. Paul being the asshole that wouldn't stop staring and glaring. "Heh and you all just walk around with no shirts on as if your gods gift to the world?" Hammerhead asked clearly pissed off to be in such close proximity with them like this.
"Why scared you'll wanna fuck one of us?" Jared asked to be funny but hammerhead looked at him in disgust.
"I wouldn't wanna touch any of you with a ten foot pole let alone my body. Sex is nothing more then men being the lion praying on the innocent lambs that throw themselves at you.... it's disgusting." She said looking up at Paul making them all notice her face looked different from when they originally found her.
"Oh so your one of those?" Paul asked teasingly making Hammerhead stiffen and look at him in interest now. She was itching for a fight.
"One of what?" She asked clearly egging him on to say what he was thinking. Sam was subtly shaking his head no and for Paul to stop and Jared watched in excitement. "Your one of those girls that got fucked over by some guy, and now look at them all the same......maybe even got some daddy issues." He stated simply making Hammerhead stop walking pulse raising as she froze in place making them all stop. Her head tilting to the side all looks of interest and amusement gone. "I AM GONNA JERK A KNOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS FUCK FACE!!!! She screamed as she ran at him and pushed him into a tree. A tree that was 10 feet away.
The men stared at her in slight fear but knowing she was human since she had a heartbeat. And she didn't smell like leech lover similar to bleach.
Paul gasped at her in shock as she went to charge at him again, Jared stopping her by wrapping his arms around her. "DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME!!" Hammerhead screamed kicking Jared leg out from under him. Paul made a growling like noise but towards Jared instead of her. "Jane calm down" Sam tried to calm the situation but she looked at him wide eyed. "I'm hammerhead not fucking Jane asswipe" she seethed through clenched teeth before stomping away in the direction they had been heading towards seeing a light of a house in the distance.
They all looked confused before following her.
"Charlie!" A boy yelled as 'Jane' stormed out of the woods and towards the house with Sam Uley behind her and Paul and Jared. Charlie went to hug her before stopping noticing it was in fact Hammerhead and she already looked angry. Instead running to Bella and grabbing her from Sams arms. He looked after Hammerheads retreating figure thanking the boys before carrying Bella inside. Jacob Black following behind officially about to meet Hammerhead.
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