《Crazier Then You (Twilight // Crazy Jane)》Chapter 24
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"Oh god I'm going to puke it's hideous." Jane says with a gag looking at her reflection of her in a dress. "Awe come on Jane, you look so pretty." Alice says fluffing the girls hair that had been curled as well. "Besides you can change after the ceremony. No need to cause a scene." Rosalie scoffs putting her earrings in as she sasses the human girl. "Now listen here you dumb- bit-" Jane says heatedly before Alice stops her and gives Rosalie a look to leave. "Don't mind my sister. She's just jealous she can't have human worries." Alice says lowly not trying to hurt her
sisters feelings or ego.
"If I could I'd willingly give her all 64 of mine." Jane mutters making some in the underground make nasty comments at the dig. "Oh come on.... Time to go." Alice says with a smile trying to ease Jane who's sadness slowly evaporated to excitement. That quickly changed to anger as she knew why she had the sudden mood change. "Tell your freaky husband to stay out of my emotions..... please." She added the last part sickly sweet. The secretary reminded her how if they really wanted they could eat her though she knew Paul would avenge her.
Alice giggled as Jasper clearly said something in the other room as a form of apology. It made Jane gag, "Oh don't be a hypocrite when your probably the same way with your mutt." Rosalie says with piercing eyes trying to intimidate Jane who snorted glaring right back. "Actually no we don't. We don't eye fuck the second we see each other like you leeches." Jane says making her way outside as Rosalie hissed something under her breathe.
"Let's just go and get this over with." Jane says pushing between Edward and Bella who were about to share a kiss. Edward laughed as Bella huffed in annoyance following her cousin to the Volvo. Jane practically bouncing in her seat to get away from the weirdly pale vampires and Bella. As the school came into view Jane let out a sigh of relief before clamoring out and rushing away from Bella and her freaky boyfriend. She ran inside before finding Charlie who spoke with the pack and Billy. "God that was the worst 3 hours of my life. Who does makeup and hair for three hours?" Jane said with distaste as everyone took her in with their mouths nearly touching the floor.
"And they made me look bad on purpose probably huh? To be fair I tried to hold back my comments but-" Jane rambled annoyed thinking she wasted so long of her time to look a mess anyway. "No Jane you- you look really beautiful." Emily admits making the girl blush and look away muttering a thanks. She noticed one wolf missing but she didn't comment as she went to Charlie not wanting him to feel left out. "So? Diner after this right no big party?" Jane clarified making her uncle chuckle awkwardly agreeing. It would be Charlie, Bella, Stick up Bella's ass, and Jane. Since it was supposed to be family only but of course..... Bella didn't care.
"Sorry guys some idiots were hogging the bathro-" Paul said brushing himself off as he wore a nice button up like the rest of the guys knowing they wanted to look presentable for pictures and Emily forced them. But they still wore khaki shorts with some black sneakers that all looks pretty worn out. They'd just take pictures from the waist up.
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Paul had stopped mid sentence as his eyes met Janes that looked to him in surprise over the fact he was actually dressed nice.
It was rare for her to see.
Paul doing the same as his eyes went huge in surprise at the sight of Jane in a dress, with makeup and hair done. He found her absolutely stunning like usual. "Let's give them a minute." Emily says being the leader of the group as Sam smirked at his fiancé finding it quite hot when she took charge.
The group gave them space as Paul and Jane walked up to the other standing close yet not touching as they continued to stare at the other. "You look absolutely gorgeous...... like usual." Paul says smirking as she rolls her eyes at him being so mushy. "You look hot." Jane admits bluntly making him chuckle, as Jane would be Jane. "So how's it feel to be leaving high school already?" He asks making Jane snort shaking her head. "Can't happen any sooner, I might commit arson and make it so no one has to go to this shit hole anymore." Jane says casually as he slowly places his hands on her waist trying to ease her to his touch.
"I'll help...... as long as Newtons inside." He bargains making her nod enthusiastically. "You are perfect. Although great minds think alike." She says smiling happily as she stares up into his eyes and he peers back into hers. As the couple leans in Rosalie could be heard snickering. "Hypocrite." She fake coughs making Jane whip around with a twitching eye as Alice pushes the blonde away before scurrying a little too quick up to Jane for Pauls liking. "Come on we have to take our seats now." She says all knowingly as Jane rolls her eyes but looks to Paul with a sad smile.
"I'll see you after right?" She asks as he nods kissing her forehead before joining the other guests and walking to his seat beside Jared. "Let's get this bullshit over with." Jane sighs walking to her seat where her name was well.... The name Kay Challis. She threw the name card as the students beside it looked around confused they'd forgotten that was Janes real name.
As the teachers and the principal and all these other old people did speeches Jane began dozing off in her seat. She was awoken by Edward tapping her shoulder of course due to their last names she sat close enough to the Cullens they could do such things. The guy he reached over looked scared out of his wits as Janes eyes went to him as the culprit first. Edward smiled making Jane about to whisper cuss him out when the superintendent or whatever told the students to begin walking to the stage.
Jane would be too stubborn to thank the living walking zombie of a man and instead held her chin high as she walked passed him. Jane slowly walked up the steps and when it came time for her to take her diploma she took it and she didn't shake the old peoples hands and she walked right past them.
Instead of going to her seat like she was supposed to she kept on walking and made her way to the pack and Charlie. Clearly she hadn't been listening during rehearsals that or she didn't care enough to follow the rules. The crowd lowly laughed as the principal tried beckoning her back. She couldn't hear him, and even if she could...... she probably wouldn't do as he said anyway.
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Jane squeezed her way over to the group giving death glares to the people she squeezed by before going and sitting on Pauls lap holding the diploma with a gigantic smile. "You really are a trouble maker huh?" He laughed into her neck as she smiled victoriously. "Yeah but that's what you love about me right? Besides...... I'd rather sit with you then those nose picking mouth breathers." She said the name loudly earning dirty looks from the kids on stage parents. Jane didn't look even remotely apologetic as she shrugged at them. Paul lightly put his arm around her keeping her warm as the cold gymnasium made her shiver. Jane dozing off again until Jessica's speech was done making her happy she missed it.
"Was her speech memorable?" Jane asked Paul as he and the pack hugged her when the ceremony was over. "I don't remember any of it to be honest." He blushed not meeting her eye as she smiled at him mischievously. "Why not." She whispered as he smiled down at her. "Your snoring was-" he began to tease as she punched him playfully making him laugh as he hugged her.
"Picture time!" Alice squealed holding a big fancy camera as she took the picture of them looking at each other before her with annoyance, "Oh come on smile." She says holding it up again as they looked to each other before doing as she said. It was clear Paul didn't want to but he did it for Janes sake.
After that Jane took some genuinely happy photos with the pack and her uncle. She took one with each Cullen before running right back to the pack. Of course Bella only took photos with mostly the Cullens as they wanted to remember her 'first' graduation. It made Jane feel sick that it probably wouldn't be Bella's only one. Once she was a blood sucking leech like the rest of the Cullens. She barely even took photos with Charlie breaking Janes heart even more for the guy.
Paul said his temporary goodbyes to Jane as she had her dinner plans with Charlie, Bella........ and the corpse. She talked to Charlie as much as she could muster as Edward and Bella just mumbled and whispered amongst each other. Except when Edward would read Charlies mind hearing his annoyance with the couple and would start a conversation for the whole table. Jane wanted to bang her head off the table and all the personalities agreed as they watched the train wreck.
Of course it didn't last long ..... someone came forward to burst the bubble of la la la d for Bella and Edward. "Do you guys mind? Some of us are trying to eat and your making it hard with your mushy gushy bullshit." Hammerhead said oddly calm as Charlie looked to hide a smile. Of course Bella gaped at her as Edward smiled unaffected by her prickly side towards him. "Hammerhead, a pleasure to see you again." He says but of course she just blew a raspberry in his face making her spit land all over his face as Bella tried to scold her. "Hammerhead stop being gross people are trying to eat." She says bitterly as Hammerhead snickers before mumbling a quiet, "Yeah the people are." As a dig at Edward being a monster.
"Alright alright settle down who wants some desert?" Charlie asks and before hammerhead could snap at him for telling her to settle down, baby doll came forward squealing with excitement. "Me! Me! Me!" She says excitedly grabbing the menu and pointing at a picture of some cake. "Ooooo uncle Charlie I want this one." She says with big puppy dog eyes as he laughs and gets two slices knowing she'd probably wear most of it. And he was right as vanilla frosting covered her face and she giggled excitedly. "That was delicious! Want some?" She asks Bella who looks at her with look of either disbelief or disgust. "No thanks I'm good." Bella mutters looking away annoyed as Babydoll looks to Edward with excitement.
Yes he was a vampire and human food wasn't pleasant but..... he wanted at least one of Janes personalities to like him. Plus he found baby doll endearing.
"I'd be delighted." He says making her laugh at his weird word before giving him a piece of her cake. He eats it making her excited as Charlie is happy to finally see the boy eat in front of him. The boy was so skinny and lanky he wondered if he just didn't eat at all.
By the time they were done babydoll rubbed her stomach hiccuping with a happy sigh. Jane came back as she looked at the time, Bella and Edwards party should have started. "It's not took late if you'd like to join us Jane." Edward says making Bella look at her cousin with daggers. "Nah not my scene plus I wouldn't want to be there if someone got a paper cut in that horde of hormonal flesh bags." Jane says making a dig about Bella's birthday she had heard about from Jacob who had heard about it from Bella.
Of course Bella looked peeved off and Edward didn't find this joke as funny as he usually found Jane but he hid it with a grimace and taking Bella to his Volvo. "God I hate that guy." Jane and Charlie said in unison before smiling awkwardly heading to his squad car. "You uh- really looked great today Jane. Your mother would have been proud to see you cross that stage today." He says sounding like his mind was elsewhere Jane smiled sadly as she climbed in the front seat. "Thanks Charlie....... For everything." Jane says smiling at him before he drove off to the house. Of course Paul was already there and wore a t-shirt not wanting to ruin any of his nice dress shirts.
Charlie smiled happy to see the boy unlike his own daughters boyfriend and shook his hand before unlocking the door. Of course Paul greeted Jane with a quick hidden peck behind the police chiefs back before leading his girlfriend inside. They all sat in the living room watching some action movie the two guys had seen countless times but wanted to show Jane. Of course she loved the adventure, action and most especially the violence. They ate popcorn as Jane and Paul sat on the small couch together. Eventually Charlie could be heard snoring making Jane smile before turning the tv off and covering him with a blanket.
Her and Paul quietly heading up to her room where she closed the door and sighed with relief as she kicked the high heels off. "God those things suck." She huffed as he smirked at her sitting on her bed. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Jane asks as he shrugs continuing to stare at her the same way. "You seem happy." He says making her look away a little flustered. "I never thought someone like me- could ever be happy but- I don't know. Maybe it was the people that made it so great." She says looking in her long mirror but not at herself she looked at Paul in the reflection behind her who met her stare.
He stood up from the bed never breaking eye contact as he comes up from behind her hugging her slowly easing her to his touch. She was getting better about it but only with Paul.
He slowly placed a kiss on her neck as she watched him in mirror with curiosity. "Are you happy?" She asks softly she always was scared one day whatever this was between them would go away. Because Jane wasn't supposed to be happy, she wasn't supposed to love anyone, and she certainly never thought she'd be living a normal life..... well as normal could get.
"Jane I'm more then happy as long as I'm with you. And there isn't anything that could change that." He says still against her neck making her squirm as it tickled. "Your cheesy." Jane says blushing and turning her face away from the mirror so he couldn't see it. Of course he still did as he came to the other side of her neck where she faced the wall. He stared into her eyes with a small growing smile. "You love it. And.... I love you so it's okay." He says mocking her words from earlier about how he loved her rebellious side.
Jane turned around in his arms and firmly kissed him surprising him since usually she'd peck him unexpectedly never a full blown kiss. They usually tried to plan those as they eased Jane into being comfortable. Clearly it was working. He slowly put his hands a little more firmly on her waist pulling her closer to him. The two continued to kiss until they were sitting on Janes bed full blown making out. Their tongues fighting for dominance which Jane let Paul win as she sat on his lap at the edge of her bed.
Soon his lips trailed to her chin, and then her neck. Janes head tilted back giving more access when suddenly he stopped and tensed beneath her. Jane lowered her gaze to his face to see he wasn't even looking at her but out to the forest as if he had heard something. At first she was scared it was the vampire until he casually stood them up and sat her feet on the ground. "I gotta go. Someone howled." He sighs annoyed that their moment had been ruined although he didn't know how far of a moment it would be. "Go. Just- come back later tonight through my window and let me know what happened?" She asked as he nods pecking her goodbye before jumping out her window. He ran to the forest as Jane watched him with a growing bad feeling in her stomach.
Suddenly she was no longer Jane but the hangman's daughter, and she grabbed the new canvas and began to paint. For she had a vision.
The vision of a newborn army coming and killing Jane and Bella thanks to a certain red head and her errand boy. It was making the underground start to rule up and begin wondering what protective measures make they could even take against an entire army.
The hangman's daughter was never wrong.
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