《Are you for real?! (Naruto various x reader)》NeeEeeEeEEEeedle boy
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(Y/n) walked in the room where her team was with their sensei.
"So like- did y'all figure it out yet?" (Y/n) said.
"Figure what out?" A pink haired girl asked with confusion.
"Kakashi, did you figure it out?"
"Zabuza is still alive." Kakashi stated.
"There it is!" (Y/n) did a little golf clap.
「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」
"I will assign you four-"
"Three." (Y/n) cut off her sensei.
"I will assign you three training" The Jonin corrected himself.
"But sensei! Even with training, we're not gonna be strong enough!"
"You're right, Sakura. But if things ever go out of hand, that's where (Y/n) comes in." Kakashi pointed at (Y/n).
"What? Why are y'all staring at me like you have a million questions?" (Y/n) put her hands on her hips.
"Because we do." Sasuke spoke up.
"Does this have something to do with the whole 'Irregular Mystery'." (Y/n) narrowed her eyes at them.
"Yes, it does." Kakashi answered for the rest of team seven.
"..."
"......"
"........"
"...........
".............."
"I recall Zabuza saying you could create any Jutsu, also the fact that your abilities have no limitations. Care to give us a example?" Kakashi asked.
"hmMMmmMmMMMM. I don't want to, nor am I gonna give you any information." (Y/n) just left. In style
*cue (Y/n) jumping out of a window*
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
"🎶aPPle boTtoM jeAns, bOOtS witH tHe fuR.🎶" (Y/n) sang, while walking in the forest.
"I need to be more creative of what Jutsus I use." She put a hand on her chin.
(Y/n) snapped her fingers, as she remembered something.
The Kekkei Genkai shat- Just me using them would be great to fuck around with people.
Just having me pull up to the Chunin exams with Dōjutsus. OR, or, when Haku does his ice mirrors.
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I'm cheating this entire world.
Maybe one of the most entertaining part about this whole 'OPreader' thing is the fact that I can end this world with the snap of my fingers.
I can kill anyone technically, I CAN END THE WHOLE NARUTO SERIES- Why would I do that though....
I don't have a reason, it's just something that I can do.
I know what happens in the future, I know their fate.
(Y/n) snapped back to reality, realizing everything she just thought about.
"Fuuuuuck..." She whispered, looking down.
'Remember not to fuck up the future.'
"Hold up- I never stopped to think if this was English dubbed. What if they're talking in Japanese but it's translating to English for me??"
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"Author-"
''Am I in the Japanese dubbed?''
"So it's translating to Japanese for me. WAIT, AM I TALKING IN JAPANESE?"
"Does that mean I can talk in English to them and they wouldn't understand?"
"WOOOOO"
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text will be (Y/n) speaking in English.
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(Y/n) started to walk back to Tazuna's house.
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
Kakashi threw three kunai at the rest of team seven.
"I have returned." (Y/n) said
"(N/n)-chan!" Naruto exclaimed, seeing his friend emerge from the shadows.
"Ehhhh- nevermind, I don't feel like socializing I guess." (Y/n) tried to back away.
Yup, she
"You're not going anywhere, (Y/n)." Kakashi threw a kunai at her feet.
""
(Y/n) was getting weird stares from her team.
"Aha! So you can't understand that language!"
"What language?" Sakura asked.
"That's for me to know and for you to find out." (Y/n) paused. "So are we walking on trees right now?-"
(Y/n) leaned on a tree with her arms crossed as she waited for a answer.
"Yes." Sasuke said.
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'Why walk when you can float?'
"ooOOOOoo~ I wanna try!"
She picked up the kunai and effortlessly walked up the tree.
"Such a nice view....." The feeling of nostalgia hit (Y/n) as she inhaled deeply.
"..."
The (h/c) haired girl looked down to see Sasuke and Naruto struggle with their Chakra control. Meanwhile, Sakura took her time and succeeded in going up the tree.
*click* 'Gotta get a picture of them struggling of course'
(Y/n) couldn't tell what they were talking ablut down there, it was just incoherent voices and a low-quality scene of team seven.
"I summon thy clone-" She whispered.
"Yo." (Y/n)'s clone gave her a lazy grin.
"Go back to with the team. I'm just going pay a visit to needle boy and cow print man."
"Got it." The clone started walking back down thw tree.
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"Hey Sakura-"
"EEK!" Said girl let out a yelp, almost falling off the branch she was sitting on.
"My fooking ears." (Y/n)'s clone slightly pouted.
"I want dangos." (Y/n) thought out loud.
"Or some ramen- I should eat with Naruto when we get back...."
(Y/n) came to a halt when she was near Zabuza and Haku's hideout(?).
She waited there for a while until Gato left along with his men.
*knock knock*
Zabuza and Haku were just staring at eachother, wondering who's at the door
Haku got up and cautiously went up to the door. Once he opened it, nobody was there.
He turned back only to be met with a figure (behind the bed) holding a kunai to Zabuza's throat.
Haku got into a fighting stance, but shadowy hands were holding onto his ankles.
"Who are you." Haku demanded.
It started giggling maniacally.
"To be honest, I don't know! I've been asking myself that question for a while now~" (Y/n) leaned forward so the two could see her.
They tensed up at her maddened expression.
"Chillll~ I'm just messin' around with you guys." (Y/n) made the kunai disappear.
"Shouldn't you be with your team, (Y/n)?" Haku asked.
"Nah, they're just learning about Chakra control." She responded.
"Why are you telling us this?" Zabuza said this time.
"I don't know....... not like it's gonna change anything that happens in the future." (Y/n) mumble the last part.
She checked her imaginary watch.
"Unfortunately I have to leave now, see you soon." (Y/n) faded into the shadows, leaving no trace.
They were unsettled to say the least, Zabuza and Haku felt like something was off with her......
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