Kakashi was about to take off for Sasuke until he was stopped by Zabuza going infront of him.

"Don't forget who your main opponent is, Kakashi."

"What do you want from me."

"Bruh."

•

"Sasuke!" Sakura yelled after the Uchiha's kunai was knocked out of his grasp.

"Damn bro. Haku really gotta do him dirty like that." (Y/n) commented.

Moments later, Sakura attempted to throw back the kunai to Sasuke. Unfortunately, Haku ended up catching it.

"Future Hokage, I choose you! Use random projectiles, GO!" (Y/n) shouted.

While Haku was out of the mirrors, a couple shurikens were thrown at him, whcih lead Haku to flopping on the floor.

*click*

(Y/n) snickered a bit before putting her phone away.

Naruto revealed himself, and everyone stared at him for a moment.

"You're late." (Y/n) said, checking her imaginary watch.

"Eh, sorry (N/n)-chan! The hero of stories normally show up in these situations!" Naruto exclaimed.

(Y/n): 'I meaaan, is he wrong though?'

「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」

"You mean no interfering, Haku?" Zabuza asked.

Haku stayed silent.

"You're naive, as usual..." He added.

"I'm sorry." Was all he said.

Suddenly, a pear of (a/c) headphones appeared on (Y/n)'s head.

"Author?"

"Too lazy for dialogue?"

"Oh?"

Sasuke threw a kunai at Haku, thinking that he was distracted. Unfortunately, Haku skillfully dodged the sharp object by tilting his head back.

*cue surprised Sasuke and Naruto*

Haku turned towards Sasuke. "Don't think that I forgot you were there."

The Author decided to mess with (Y/n). So what did they do?

🎶WE DON'T TALK ABOUT-🎶

"NOOOO- FUUUUCK YOU." (Y/n) cried out.

All eyes averted to (Y/n) figure.

"End my suffering please....." (Y/n) said.

"Wait- what"

•

(Y/n) was falling out of the sky.....again.

"Oh yeah, this totally doesn't feel familiar." (Y/n) said, having flashbacks to arriving in the Naruto universe.

Oh, but this time Xiao saw her falling.

"Please no."

It was already too late, Xiao had (Y/n) in his arms.

Fucking bridal style-

(Y/n): 'I thought this was a Naruto fanfic. Don't tell me the author is doing this because they're too lazy for the fighting scene'

"H-hi again." (Y/n) said nervously.

They were already on the ground right now.

"..."

"...I'm just gonna go..." Xiao only tightened his grip of the girl.

"Or not, that's also fine."

"I'm not letting you go until you answer my questions." Xiao finally spoke.

"Ask away then."

Answers:

A: Gay-

B: (insert zodiac sign)

C: What I'm on? Drugs ig

D: Deez

Hotel: trivago

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Option A:

Xiao:"Gay? isn't that the term for when two males like eachother?"

(Y/n): Yes, why'd you ask.

Xiao: "No reason."

Option B:

Xiao: "What's that? A type of demon? spirit? A monster?"

(Y/n): "I forgot you guys used constellations."

Option C:

Xiao: "I- are you ok?"

(Y/n): "Nope."

Option D:

Xiao: "What the heck is deez?"

(Y/n): "*laughs* You have fallen for my trap..."

Option ¿?¿:

Xiao: "Hotel... Trivago?"

(Y/n):

Naruto universe? Nope, genshin

Good sleep schedule? Negative

Simps? Many

Reality? Gone

Hotel? Trivago

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Xiao let out a frustrated sigh.

"Just answer the question."

"I'm afraid I cannot bring myself to do so. Teleportation style: getting the fuck out of here." (Y/n) replied, slowly disappearing out of his arms.

"Dammit."

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The (h/c) haired girl was currently invisible. Why? Sasuke was saving Naruto from getting hurt, and has gained his Sharingan.

"That's right... I believe in their strength. Naruto is the number one hyperactive, knucklehead, ninja. And Sasuke is a member of the most excellent clan in the Hidden Leaf Village." Kakashi started.

"That can't be..!" Zabuza said in shock.

"It's true, his name is Sasuke Uchiha..... He bears within his body, the famous Kekkei Genkai of the Uchiha clan!" Kakashi added.

"He's the remaining survivor of that tragic clan?!"

\_(シ)_/

"For God's sake...... you just won't quite dragging my feet, will you?" Sasuke hid the pain in his voice.

"Sasuke you did it-" Naruto stopped once realization kicked in.

Blood was dripping out of Sasuke wounds, along with sebon needles going through his skin and out the other side.

"What kind of expression is that.....you....idiot...!" Sasuke said between grunts.

"W-why?! You protected me...?!" Naruto asked at the site of his injured teammate.

"How the hell...am I suppose to know?"

「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」

"I didn't ask for your help!" Naruto said in a pained tone.

"My body....acted on its....own.." Sasuke said, falling down.

Little did they know, (Y/n) filmed all of this.

(Y/n): 'I'm sure he wouldn't mind me showing this to his brother.'

"Is this the first time you've faced a friend's death? It's the way of the shinobi.." Haku said, slowly submemerging back into a ice mirror.

"Fuck the way of the Shinobi, all my homies hate the way of the shinobi." (Y/n) quietly commented.

News flash, Naruto went weewoo weewoo angy nine-tails. Kakashi is worried about the outcome, and Zabuza senses the sinister chakra. 😔😔😔

Haku got punched in the face by Naruto, making his mask fall apart.

Just when he was about to get hit again, Naruto stopped, recognize him from earlier.

"Why? Why stop? Even though I killed your dear friend, you can't kill me?" Haku said with emptiness in his eyes.

Just when Naruto looked back at Sasuke, he saw (Y/n)'s figure walking towards them, and throwing a ice pack on Sasuke's "dead" body.

"Naruto. He'll be fine." (Y/n) said, stopping him from punching Haku for the second time.

Haku opend his mouth to say something, but he was stopped by (Y/n).

"Shush, don't try the agitate the boy."

Haku obliged and went straight to talking about his past.

"I apologize, Zabuza. I wasn't able to be the tool you were looking for...."

(Y/n) stayed quiet, waiting for the "thing" to happen. She'd already sense the Chidori being made.

Ofcouse we had Naruto lecturing Haku about how he's not useless and stuff like that.

The fog began to clear out.

Haku then stopped Naruto from killing him.

"Forgive me, Naruto...." Haku said doing hand signs. "..I cannot die just yet!"

~Haku disappeared~

(Y/n): 'Dammit, I already know this is gonna hurt like a bitch...'

By now, Kakashi was running towards a captured Zabuza with a fully charged Chidori.

Just when Kakashi's Chidori was about to make contact with Zabuza, Haku emerged from the ground to protect him.

Haku was prepared for impact, but nothing.

Who was there?

I wonder.

Probably not (Y/n).

.......

Damn, it's (Y/n).

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Blood splattered everywhere.

Sakura held a hand over her mouth. Tears freely flowing down her face.

Kakashi, Haku and Zabuza widened their eyes at Kakashi's hand to (Y/n)'s chest.

The Chidori deactivated, showing all the blood on Kakashi's hand, and wherever (Y/n)'s heart was.

Her her body fell limp, (Y/n) face was expressionless with blood streaming down the side of her lip.

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Sasuke was conscious now.

Naruto look in the direction of the other four, but he only saw three from his perspective.

The two started to walk closer the the small group.

Bad Idea.

"(Y/N)!" They both yelled in synch.

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