《pls why is he so innocent》absences

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Kiyotaka got to class early that day, and put bags of "brownies" on selected student's desks.

So everyone in class except for Hirata and Sudo. lol. He gave them normal brownies. It was part of the batch he left for himself.

Really the only two people who he wouldn't need going to the bathroom that much. See if Sudo went a lot, Kiyotaka thinks that diarrhea wouldn't mix well with anger issues. And people would definitely start to get worried if, Hirata, one of the most popular students in our class left.

He debated not giving any to Kushiro but decided against it. It was just a gut feeling.

Once he was done passing them out he sat on his desk and started staring out the window. 'I wonder if reincarnation is real, if it is I'd want to be a cat, just to be able to get away with a lot of stuff,' he thought.

Soon students started trickling in, the first ones saw the brownies and a gave him a questioning gaze. He just shrugged as if to say "I don't know either bro."

Since this was of course class D they didnt carry on too much thought on it and ate the brownies.

Of course there was the suspicion one.

Horikita Suzune

But she was always overthinking things, and even if she didn't eat the brownie it wasn't like it was going to kill Kiyotaka.

So it didn't bother him much when she threw them away before class began.

After all, he did this all for his personal entertainment of seeing his classmates suffer a bit.

And this would give him information on their metabolism, based on how fast they had to go to the bathroom throughout the day.

With that soon class started.

And Kiyotaka watched them. After homeroom, the first batch left. Some returning before others and some going back for a second or third round.

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They looked miserable.

And horrendously funny.

It made Kiyotaka almost want to laugh. Almost.

Some of the funnier faces were when Ike returned, obviously had just lost a battle with the toilet and looked ready to die.

He also looked like he had taken off and reapplied his clothing for some reason.

Some of the girls who had yet to go to the bathroom, probably out of embarrassment, were squirming in their seats like they wanted to go. Badly.

Hirata looked dandy. 🤩

Sudo looked confused, either by the class or people leaving, Kiyotaka didn't know. Nor did he want to.

Soon the lunch bell rang.

Before getting out of his seat he got a message.

Ryuēn

The bathrooms fucking stink.

Kiyotaka regretted absolutely nothing.

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Kakeru was going to murder him.

He has to use the bathroom, and every single on of them fucking smells like shit. Literally.

Dead. He was going to be dead.

And there he was.

In all his motherfucking glory.

Looking at his phone.

Like a bitch.

Kakeru was vaguely aware he was inside cafeteria territory now. He also know they were surging spaghetti.

Something perfect to throw.

.....

.........

He should have expected that bastard to dodge it.

And for it to hit another kid. But really Ayanokoujj walks around like he's depressed who would have known.

So anyways they ended up starting a food fight. But no one could pin the blame on them due to the fact that Kakeru was in the camera blind spot and Ayanokouji just dodged it. Nothing more nothing less.

Truly it was just a coincidence that it hit her out of all people.

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Authors Note:

Between school and Genshin Inmpact don't expect me to update much or long chapters

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