《Six Texting GroupChat》II- Sleep Deprivation
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[On the Let The Chaos Commence group chat]
[2:27am, Tuesday]
KittyHoward: HOW AM I TIRED BUT CANT SLEEP
SleepIsForTheWeak: have you tried coffee?
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: CaThY nO
SleepIsForTheWeak: CaThY yEs
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: its too late for this just dont give my cousin a caffeine addiction like urs
KittyHoward: dont you mean early? its half 2 in the morning
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: W H A T
TheGoldOne: why are you guys awake?
SleepIsForTheWeak: why wouldn't I be awake Madrina? Seriously?
KittyHoward: what the h e l l is 'madrina'
SleepIsForTheWeak: it means godmother in spanish
TheGoldOne: KATHERINE HOWARD DO NOT SAY THAT
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: welp see ya soon kitty in heaven
TheGoldOne: more like the depths of hell...
Mother: Guys! What have I said about being up this late/early?!
SleepIsForTheWeak: technically you SAID nothing...
KittyHoward: yeah... it was more y e l l e d
Mother: why the spaces between each letter?
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: d r a m a t i c e f f e c t
Mother: you all confuse me
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: its more f u n this way
KittyHoward: JANE DIDNT USE PROPER PUNCTUATION
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: OMG SHE DIDNT
SleepIsForTheWeak: W H A T T H E H E C K
TheGoldOne: well done guys, you broke her.
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: No I think Cathy did when they fucked earlier
Mother: ANNE
KittyHoward: i didnt hear jane just cathy so i dont think shortie was on top
SleepIsForTheWeak: EXCUSE ME
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: yeah true, but you left about 5 minutes into it, you didnt hear all of it, and i was too busy with lina
KittyHoward: *being t o p p e d by Lina
TheGoldOne: STOP RUINING YOUR LITTLE COUSIN ANNE
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i didnt make the joke that time!
Mother: It's too early for this..
TheGoldOne: you're telling me..
Mother: At least Anna is sleeping..
QueenOfTheCastle: why were we making sex jokes and didnt alert me?
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TheGoldOne: spoke too soon Jane..
KittyHoward: U looked too cute sleeping
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: stop being cute kitty its disgusting
KittyHoward: never
SleepIsForTheWeak: she's just impersonating you when you see Lina
KittyHoward: go to sleep cathy
SleepIsForTheWeak: Why should I when everyone else is awake?
KittyHoward: because we have normal sleep schedules
SleepIsForTheWeak: Considering everyone is awake at half 2 in the morning, I would rethink that statement.
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: the NoRtHeRn LaSsIE has gotten smart kitty
SleepIsForTheWeak: call me that again and I'll leak you-know-what. I'm not even that northern!!
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: sorry shortie.. but like... who other than the northerners refer to their mum as 'mam'?!
SleepIsForTheWeak: ...
SleepIsForTheWeak: don't test me. Anyway, I'm going to TRY to sleep before Jane kills me and y'all should too
KittyHoward: Night shortie
KittyHoward: i mean, you've gotta be tired after all that fucking yesterday afternoon.
SleepIsForTheWeak: shut up
Mother: GO TO SLEEP!
SleepIsForTheWeak: why are you texting me? You're literally right next to me...?
Mother: Because you're ignoring me!
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: rip
TheGoldOne: guys l i t e r a l l y shut up I just want to sleep
KittyHoward: just mute notifications...
TheGoldOne: how...?
KittyHoward: OMG ANNE YOUR GF IS LITERALLY U S E L E S S
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i know
TheGoldOne: Babe!
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: sorry not sorry
Mother: just go to sleep
QueenOfTheCastle: NO PUNCTUATION?! NOT EVEN A CAPITAL LETTER?!?!?!?! GUYS YOURE GONNA DIE.... again
KittyHoward: HOLY C R A P
SleepIsForTheWeak: shitballs. Y'all are dead.
TheGoldOne: guys just go to sleep and then she won't be like this
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: F in the chat for Jane's sanity
KittyHoward: F
SleepIsForTheWeak: F
QueenOfTheCastle: F
TheGoldOne: F..
KittyHoward: can we talk about the fact that cathy swore and jane hasnt said a word about it
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: oh wait yeah.. she usually is on our case immediately...
QueenOfTheCastle: favouritism...
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SleepIsForTheWeak: told you, I have the swear pass and girlfriend privilege
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: R U D E N E S S
SleepIsForTheWeak: now I'm actually going to go bye bitches
KittyHoward: show off...
Mother: KITTY
KittyHoward: W H A T
Mother: don't be rude to cathy
KittyHoward: she swore twice and u didnt say a word, when anyone else does ur on their case in 5 seconds if that
Mother: we're in the same room. I do not need to message on the group chat to tell her off
KittyHoward: ...
KittyHoward: true
QueenOfTheCastle: Kitty come back to bed it's cold without you
KittyHoward: alright then
Mother: thank the lord
TheGoldOne: you too Annie
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but why i want to watch disney movies
TheGoldOne: because you need to sleep
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but whyyyy
TheGoldOne: how the hell is she worse than cathy...?
Mother: I guess we'll never know..
Mother: I'll come help Lina, Cathy's sleeping now.
TheGoldOne: thanks
[Ten minutes later]
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: jane was that really necessary?
Mother: yes, now shut up and sleep
TheGoldOne: oop..
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: okay mère
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