《OOC!》Chapter 50
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Nie Huaisang was writing a Wangxian Fanfiction (because why not???????) When he received a letter from the one and only Hanguang-jun.
Apparently Jin Guangyao decided to move quickly which was not very smart of him.
He burned the letter after and went to send a letter to his spies.
His Da-ge is preparing him to become a Sect Leader because he'll be moving to the Lan Sect.
IN THE END HE'LL BE BECOMING SECT LEADER ANYWAY SO WHAT WAS THE POINT IN HELPING HIS DA-GE TO STAY ALIVE!?!?
Nie Huaisang gracefully wiped a tear off his face with a handkerchief.
"I guess It's time to return to writing that fanfiction because its a good stress reliever."
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Wei Wuxian was watching his disciples train with laughter and enjoyment.
This was what he wanted to see in Lotus Pier, freedom.
"Alright everyone, take an hour rest, we don't want any of your muscles to strain now do we?"
"Yes Sect Leader Wei!" And so they all went towards the lake to take a swim.
"Wei Wuxian."
"Yu Lei-ge anything wrong?" Wei Wuxian turned towards him "Not really but your fiancé had sent you a gift." he said teasingly.
"That Lan Zhan...he loves to spend his money, what will happen if he becomes broke?" He muttered before going towards the main hall where he knows his gifts would be.
"Oh, it seems that Lan Zhan finally gave up on buying too much expensive materials." he wondered as he saw that it was only a box "Sister, do you mind placing this in my office? I will check it later today."
The servant smiled and nodded before taking the box and taking it towards his office.
"What do you think is inside?" He asked Yu Lei "I don't know, find out yourself." he shrugged "But knowing Lan-er-gongzi's personality, it's most likely what you won't be expecting."
Wei Wuxian groaned "You are most likely right, I just hope it's not another one of that extravagant robes be got me the first 2 months."
"Well, I'll be checking the children right now, I'll see you in an hour." Yu Lei announced and Wei Wuxian nodded before heading towards his office.
'Just what did he get me this time?' He mumbled lost in thought before entering his office.
He then opened the box.
He fell on his bum with such a red face.
There was gay porn and...
The box was filled with Jade toys.
Massive Jade toys-
'LAN ZHAN!? I HAVE NEVER EVEN-'
He took the letter that was on the box and read it.
My Cute little bunny,
Since Er-gege can't help you or touch you, I got you these! Maybe we can use it in our wedding night.
-Your favorite person
He closed the box and hid it under his desk before screaming "LAN ZHAN YOU PERVERT!"
The disciples must have heard it but oh well-
He groaned and hid his have with his hands before slamming head first on the desk.
"Just who or what did he consume before giving me this!?" He mumbled through his hands.
"What was that scream earlier!?"
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'Please Wen Qing, I'm embarrassed to the bone right now, don't come and ask.' he mentally whined.
"Lan Zhan is a shameless pervert..." was what he ended up saying.
"We've known that already but what did he send this time?" Wen Qing asked.
"You don't want to know, trust me." Wei Wuxian said finally looking up.
"With that red face of yours, probably I really don't want to know." Wen Qing said.
"What did I miss?"
"Yu Lei-ge, not today."
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"I just got a message from Yu Lei that Wei Wuxian was red and screamed 'Lan Zhan you pervert!' and he was curious on what you sent." Lan Xichen said to his brother.
Lan Wangji looked amused and happy "Oh nothing, just a bit of self relieving tools that might come in handy for stress."
Lan Xichen nodded not getting what the younger meant "Oh...what does that have to do with you being a pervert?" He questioned to himself.
Lan Wangji hid behind his sleeve as his brother left the Jingshi.
"Wei Ying will enjoy it anyway, he's a curious cat, sooner or later I'll be catching him use that."
Okay maybe he is quite a pervert.
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Nie Huaisang got letters from his spies.
Apparently Jin Guangyao was more silent and smiling nowadays, and he keeps lurking around.
Fortunately one of Jin Guangyao's spies was currently Nie Huaisang's spy.
What a Fortunate turn of events!
And according to him, he was looking for the stygian tiger amulet.
How stupid really.
The Yiling Laozu in the original timeline had never really gave clues on how to find it.
Who knows where on earth he had gotten it
But if he does find it...
Well he'll have to steal it sneakily.
"Ji-xiong might want some information on this."
He decided to write a letter to Lan Wangji about this matter.
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Lan Wangji got the message and just tossed the letter into the fire pit.
"He's not going to find it, the amulet was forged not found." Lan Wangji rolled his eyes.
The sword from the Xuanwu had the same amount of resentful energy like the amulet.
He had put two and two together.
Not like anyone needs to know anyway.
He looked at the sealed pouch that was under his floorboard.
"I had taken the chance to get it and seal it for now." Lan Wangji huffed at the memory.
All those screams he heard from the sword when he touched it.
It went away after a week or two listening to cleansing.
He will never touch that sword again.
"I wonder what Wei Ying's up to? Eh, I'll visit him right now." he grabbed his sword and walked out before pausing "I need to feed the rabbits first." he went towards the kitchen and grabbed a few green veggies for the rabbits.
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Wei Wuxian was planning on reviving the burial mounds and make a living there.
He had already been visiting the place over a week and studied the area.
He knows what to do so he decided to call on a few farmers and disciples to come with him and prepare as they will in a few days.
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"Are you planning on going somewhere?" Wei Wuxian heard a sniff behind him "Without me?"
Wei Wuxian turned around and saw Lan Wangji pouting at him.
He heard the disciples behind him try to hold back their laughter.
"Well I didn't know you were coming? You should really warn me when you're arriving." Wei Wuxian said.
"We'll see about that one but I wanna know if you touched any of my presents?"
Wei Wuxian flushed red "YOU-Anyway, come with me, I'll explain what we'll be doing in 2 days."
Wei Wuxian made the disciples go eat lunch and made Lan Wangji follow him.
"Elder Jiang Qiong and a few others had agreed to this already so there's no need to worry about the elders agreeing, I'll just tell you what we're going to do."
Lan Wangji nodded "And what are you planning on doing?"
"Purifying the burial mounds."
Lan Wangji didn't say anything and allowed the younger to continue.
"It was said that the burial mounds was once had the most beautiful looking scenery before the war against that Xue something had gone insane with the Yin Iron and they had a battle there." Wei Wuxian explained.
"Because of multiple resentful spirits and deaths were in there, the place was now known as the burial mounds. I want to cleanse the place by trying to farm there first."
"Farming?" Lan Wangji questioned, he knows it would work because Wei Wuxian really did farm in the burial mounds and it wasn't that suffocating after.
"Yeah, no one had every tried farming there, it would take a long while to cleanse it but We'll get there." Wei Wuxian smiled.
"Mn, and I'll help you in every step of the way." Lan Wangji said before kissing the back of Wei Wuxian's ear.
"Lan Zhan!"
"I love you too."
"'Hmph!"
Wei Wuxian then mumbled "I love you too." and he can feel Lan Wangit's smile from there he was.
"Anyways, Uncle Xiao and Song Lan will be joining us too, they're on their way towards Yiling already."
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Jin Guangyao was having a big headache, his father wants him to hurry up with the finding the amulet.
Xue Yang was no help as he was only annoying him.
"Why can't you find the amulet!?" He finally snapped and the other gave him a sadistic smile "Because there is no such amulet." he said before pouting.
Jin Guangyao was stunned and in shock "What do you mean there is no such thing?"
"In all of history my ancestor would have known about it wouldn't he?" Xue Yang smiled as he examined his dagger "Which could only mean that the Yiling Laozu of your time had created it using the 5th Yin iron piece." He shrugged and licked his dagger.
"This iron tastes nice."
Jin Guangyao needed answers as he doesn't have time for this "Where is the sword do you think you can forge it into the amulet?"
Xue Yang shrugged "I dont have his notes, did he even wrote how he forged it in the first place?"
"You can figure it out yourself and I'll give you what you want in return."
Xue Yang shrugged "I currently don't need anything but I'll help you...only because I'm bored." he shrugged.
"Good, now where is this fifth Yin iron" Jin Guangyao questioned.
"Oh it's no longer in the Xuanwu meaning someone had stolen it or already took it." Xue Yang said. "Ask your spies to look for it, I will go feast on blood." and so Xue Yang ran out of the door.
"Who could have known about the Yin Iron!?" Jin Guangyao was irritated.
Madam Jin was unfortunately getting better.
His one obstacle was still alive but not a problem, he can go after her when both current Jins are gone.
Suddenly Su Minshan entered "I learned the curse, when do we take action?"
Jin Guangyao smirked, he never cared for Su She, he just needed recruits.
"3 days from now, we just need to pin the blame onto someone." Jin Guangyao said.
"And who do we blame it to?" Su Minshan questioned.
"Even if we don't find anyone to blame, it's not like he'll be going to you anyway, he doesn't know you so you won't even be a suspect." Jin Guangyao shrugged.
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Jin Zixuan was getting mentally better as his mother had recovered slowly.
He never told her about the poison.
He told Mianmian who comforted him through it all.
Their marriage was around the corner, maybe around 4 more months. But he was glad things are turning out okay.
At least for him.
"Your mother will fully be recovered soon, we'll find the culprit together." Mianmian promised "Thank you." Jin Zixuan smiled and hugged her.
"Come now, let's spar, it's been a while since we've done it, you were worried sick and who knows how sloppy you must have gotten!"
"Hey! I will still beat you!"
"Try me bitch."
A week later in Koi Tower Jin Zixun was going around telling every disciple to undress their robes.
"Jin Zixun, what are you doing!?" Jin Zixuan just wanted a normal day with his fiancé but not he and Mianmian were watching as Jin Zixun angrily stomped in front of him.
"SOMEONE CURSED ME!"
"I know a lot of people hate you but it's surprising only one of them managed to have the guts to curse you in the end." Mianmian said and Jin Zixuan snorted.
"WERE YOU THE ONE WHO CURSED ME!?"
"Jin Zixun mind your words, why not go to father and have him investigate this case?"
"Fine then maybe it's the latest Sect Leader Wei! HE MADE ME LOSE FACE!"
Both Mianmian and Jin Zixuan sent glares at him.
"Wei Wuxian is my friend and currently he and Hanguang-jun had been in the burial mounds with a goal to cleanse it, where would he find the time to even try and curse you, cousin?" He questioned
"Do not assume, go to my father and have him get it investigated." Jin Zixuan said.
Jin Zixun flushed red and walked away to find his Uncle.
"A-Yang, do you think Wuxian would be able to make a compass to track down a person who cursed the victim? I don't think I can handle any of this drama."
Luo Qingyang looked at her fiance "Only one way to find out." she shrugged.
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