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4 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
4 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon oil
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What-
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A pinch of salt
2 tablespoons water
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Water isn't measured in tbsp bro
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Shush y'all I'm just noting down how to make a mug brownie
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This isn't your recipe book, Felix
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But I gotta admit that he makes the best brownies
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Brownies without me? Wow I hate you
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I'll make you some :D
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Felix, ya know what could make this brownie even better?
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Omg tips? I'm taking notes
What is it?
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A girl
Preferably a noona
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.....
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There he goes again
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No for rEALLLL
A noona would always taste good ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
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Whoa whoa calm down you horny little squirrel
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*Is shook*
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OMG WE HAVE JEONGIN IN THE GROUP TOO I FORGOT NO SWEETIE YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING GO TO SLEEP
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I bet a noona will be like an Oreo
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Fuck I've heard this one...
DON'T!
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So that I can spread it open and have all the good stuff in between
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MOMMMMMMMM SJYSJSJSJJSJSSNSJSK
Jeongin has left the group
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YOU DROVE HIM AWAY
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WHO'S KICKING HIM OUT OF THE GROUP
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Wanna hear more?
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This is fun
Go on
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NO MINHO WTF
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
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A noona is like an exam
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Not this one!!
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Because I study her like crazy
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At least you study smth
Hyunjin:
Ooh burn
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A noona is also like a haunted house
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Wait I haven't heard this one
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STAHPPPP
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Because I'll scream when I'm in her
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I'm too pure for this chat
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You expect me to believe that?
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Shush
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Hey Jisung say some more
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I see I'm making fans here
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No you're making a fool out of yourself
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:((
Alright last one
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This better be good
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Seungmin you too?!?!
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My walls were high, but he broke through like a colossal titan
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ATTACK ON TITAN AYE
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Roses are red
Violets are fine
She'll be the 6
I'll be the 9
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......
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Okay that was so bad
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That's been established
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This is why you don't get a noona
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What do I do to get a noona then?
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Make her brownies!! ^_^
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That's actually quite effective
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Oh?
Tell me how to do that please 🥺
You added Jeongin to the group
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It's safe now, innie
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Thank you so much
I was so traumatized
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We're all scarred for life after this chat
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You wanna hear another one?
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