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Welcome peasants

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Don't tell me his phone got hacked too

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No I'm Hyunjin

HWANG TO THE KING HYUNJIN

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Who's Hwang?

Like there's mayonnaise to the burger

So who's Hwang to the king Hyunjin?

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Sometimes I doubt if he's being this dumb for the comedy or if he is that dumb

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YEET.

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What is this drama?

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I'm glad you asked, monsieur

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Mon- what?

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Yup they are truly dumb

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YEET.

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Lmao copycat

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Do you want me to start w the theory of how you are proven a triangle again?

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No...

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Then keep quiet

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I feel bad for changbin

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It be like that sometimes

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I see you're all deviating from the topic I had in mind

And worry not, for I will bring you all back on track

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Yup, on track

That's our next song, Chan and Jisung

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Noted

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HEY GET BACK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC

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Cursing hawww

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You know what?

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What?

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.....

Frick I lost my train of thoughts

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If that ain't me

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Do you remember some parts of your thoughts?

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Yeah, there was this girl in a bikini-

No wait that's another thought

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Bye

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LET ME COME TO THE FUCKING TOPIC

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Cursing hawww

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I don't see where this conversation is going tbh

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The conversations on this group have no route whatsoever

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Now you see

Hyunjin and Jisung are both my good 00' liner fiends

*Friends

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Fiends shslskjdkske

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Let me complete T_T

I can't choose whose topic I want to listen to today

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Istg I had the thought on the top of my head

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What was it like?

Except for girls in bikinis

Ew perv

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Listen to me (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

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What was it.......

UGH IM SO LOST

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When are you not

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Oof

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Why is it so chaotic today oml

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When is it not

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Can you like stop repeating yourself?

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My head hurts because of this chat

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I just said that in a deep voice and the birds sitting on the tree next to my window flew away

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Jisung do you remember your thoughts now?

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FUCK OFF LISTEN TO ME

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Cursing

H

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W

W

W

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It was smth related to triangles and idk smth else too

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NO FUCK YOU

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I would say "gladly" but I'm really not interested

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OH MY GOD DO YOU NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT BURN CHANGBIN

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LMAOOOO

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If Seungmin and Chan are laughing, then it must be a good joke

Let's laugh

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH-

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I REMEMBER!!

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OH THANK THE HEAVENS!

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What was it?

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I just wanted to say that in our next song, we can include some triangles in tribute of changbin and make a music video for the first time, and as the triangles show, we can change the name of the song and rap smth like "I'll always stay on cracc"

On track?

More like

On cracc

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.........

Chan can we kick him out?

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Can't believe we waited so long for this shit

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It's a good idea tho

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ARE YOU SERIOUS

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No, I just wanted to provide moral support to Jisung

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ARE WE DONE NOW?

SO YES, WELCOME TO HYUNJIN LAND

I CLAIM THIS GROUP CHAT AS MY TERRITORY

AND ALL OF YOU SHALL WORK UNDER ME FOR WAGES OR YOU'LL BE SHIPPED OFF TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bro are you good?

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Damn, this is why I shouldn't eat too many sweets and get a sugar rush

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Go! Go! Hyunjin land yay!

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I just canNOT