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Yo I have a question
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Yea?
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How did people find 60 million old shark skeleton in the sea if the earth is only 2021 years old?
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....?
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That's because it's the sea they found it in, not the earth
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This made my brain hurt physically
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Guys it's 6 in the morning Im not ready for this bullshit
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Yo let's not be rude?
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I had muted this group for a week, thinking that you must calm down sometime, but it's been a week and you're still going w your bs
Where do you get the energy from?
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Well, sire, to quench your thirst for an answer regarding our immense electrification, we were conceived this direction
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Okay who gave him the Shakespearean dictionary?
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He must've used theesaurus
Thersaurus
Thisaurus
Ugh
Some dinosaur kind, idk
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^ two types of people
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Do you mean thesaurus?
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YES THANK YOU
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Let's change the topic
I heard that school's hosting an annual day event
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No ew
Why would they do that?
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Because it's the annual day?
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Ik
But why
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Am I missing smth you're saying or did you not read the reason clearly?
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Wait wait wait
3RACHA IS GONNA PERFORM RIGHT?
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Yes-
Ohmygod we're going to perform
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I'm tensed too!!
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No that ain't my main concern
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Then what is?
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I didn't get a haircut
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How are you NOT scared?
Like even I'm gonna perform a dance thingy and it's like 2 weeks later but mY HEART IS POUNDING IN MY RIBS LIKE A GUY POUNDS IN A GIRL AND DJSHSJSKSJSJSSJ
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TMI TMI TMI
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And there goes his new year resolution
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Wait, did you say smth about dancing?
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Yesss I'm in school's dance club
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I am as well??????
How have we not met before??????
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You are?????
OHMYGOD WHAT
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Can you, like, tone it down a little bit?
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I wanna be in it toooo!! :((
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You guys dance?
Omg can y'all do the sexy going down thingy
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I can
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I got the answer i wanted
And so I'm inviting myself to one of your dance practices
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But isn't the sexy dance inappropriate?
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It's not like strippers do it all the time
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THEN WHAT ELSE DO THEY DO ALL THE TIME?!?
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Poor kid is in shock
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Oooooof
Btw Lix
You can join from today
I'll introduce you to everyone
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You can't introduce him to everyone because you don't know everyone
Like you didn't even know me
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You aren't doing a spectacular job at that either
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I would come up with a comeback but I just woke up ugh
It's a lucky day for you
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He really got saved tho
Minho can be evil sometimes
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I'm satisfied
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Wait, do we have the lineup of the tracks yet?
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Nah but we have weeks to do that
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Don't postpone it
Like mate, stop procrastinating
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I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeppppppp
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Lmao suffer in silence
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