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Guys I have a new pet!!! :D

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Ahhhhhhdkdkjsjsjdndjdn

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iSSA CAT?

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Nah, he himself is a cat

I bet it's something else

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Felix, since you're a cat...

Can I adopt you?

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Back off I adopted him first

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Apparently Hyunjin is a parent now

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YAHHH WHY DO I NEVER GET THE CUTE PEOPLE

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I'm cute 🥺

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Ew no

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Yah yah let Lix tell us about his pet!!

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"Tell us about his pet"

What is this, an interview?

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Oop-

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And I oop-

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Sksksksks

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DO YOU EVEN VSCOOO

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.....

Ight imma head out

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This chat causes me immense physical pain every time

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So does sex ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

But we do it anyway

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Or maybe a heart attack

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Or maybe a brain tumor

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Or maybe an organ failure

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I will stop you guys right here

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Yeah this got so serious

I was almost gonna cry

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PET

I HAVE A PET

LET'S TALK ABOUT PETS

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I once had a pet tadpole

Was kinda cute

So I named him Brad Pitt

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*Kim Seokjin wants to know your location*

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I thought you might have had a pet dog or smth

What about Felix?

Is it a rabbit?

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Not to ruin your moment but rabbits get depressed easily and die of loneliness

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Wow you know your things bruh

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Rabbits? More like me :D

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whY dOeS THIS CHAT KEEP GETTING SO DARK

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I thought you liked dark?

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I HAVE A NEW PET

PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((

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Okay okay yes

Felix please don't let it be an animal that can be depressed easily

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Oh no, mine won't even care about loneliness

He's too unbothered

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So issa cat?

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No

A tarantula

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Okay I can't keep defending you all every time

What is this

Why is this

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OH LIKE BILLIE EILISH?!?!

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EXACTLYYYYY!!!

I'M THE NEW EYELASH

MY CROWN HAS TARANTULAS AND I HAVE A SPIDER IN MY MOUTH

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This is low-key scary

Okay who am I kidding

This is high-key scary and I don't wanna imagine it

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There are about a million species of animals out there.

And you chose to ignore all the goddamn animals.

And chose a spider.

I mean, kudos.

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He's using full stops guys he's pissed off

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So much for correct grammar

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Don't attack me like that

I love Spider and he's a spider

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HAVE YOU NAMED YOUR SPIDER 'SPIDER'?????

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Yes

Gonna stay attached to the core

Authentic is what I like

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But like mood bruh

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I feel dumb not calling my tadpole 'Tadpole'

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No no wait

What are we doing

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Soonie, Doongie and Dori would like to meet Spider

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Yeah so that they can swallow the spider

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No they can't

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I smell smth stupid coming next from him...

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Because then the spider would make a spider web in their stomachs

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I can't fight that logic tho

.............

Alright let's stop here

Who's coming to the field trip from school tomorrow?

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Y'all are planning on going?

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I guess I will

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I ain't waiting for your answers guys

We're all going

It'll be fun! :D

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Also guys

Can I bring my spider along w me?

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I think it's best that you don't-

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Nawwww I wanna meet Spider

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Ly bro :D