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Someone put Jisung in a cage

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Kinky

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༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Felix:

Don't put my bestie in a cage, bestie

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You're all just mean

Except Felix

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HAWW WHAT ABOUT ME???¿

I knew you weren't trustworthy :((

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Yeah, and Hyunjin too

They're the Chandler and Ross to my Joey

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I would call you dumb but I actually like Joey so-

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Yo who's going in a cage?

I wouldn't mind some drama

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MINHO AND HYUNJIN

WHAT DID YOU FEED HIM?????

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Money

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I wouldn't mind that tbh

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Yeah I'm broke but here's a three year old bubblegum :D

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...nah I'm good

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YES I'M BROKE

AND THAT'S WHY I WANT A JOB

I ASKED SEO ILLUMINATI OVER HERE BUT HE'S OF NO HELP T_T

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YAH MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

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I don't think triangle is an insult

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NOT WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT

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AHH MY HEAD HURTS BECAUSE OF ALL THE SCREAMING AND ISTG IF I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT THUMBS

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Geez calm down

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nO YOU OLD GEEZER

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Do I pronounce it as geezer or geezer?

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You're not making sense

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When are they ever

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I could hear the two pronunciations

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ANYWAYS

What about Jisung?

And his stubbornness?

And his job?

And his desperate simping ass?

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My ass is anything but DESPERATE AND SIMPING

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Hey Ji

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

HE CALLED ME JI

DID Y'ALL SEE IT

TELL ME IM DEMENTED

OMFG IT'S HAPPENING

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Desperate and simping it is

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I've been played

I feel hurt

I need to hibernate

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Mood

But yeah

Let's help him find a job!!

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Yes finally

Okay

Jisung, how about working at a café?

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Could you BE more cliché?

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Omfg he put the accent over e

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Café would be kinda Wattpad-ish riii?

RIIII?

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do NOT remind me of Wattpad

I haven't been there for a month and I feel emotionally exhausted

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Y'all just go there for smut what's so emotionally fulfilling about that

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You wouldn't understand (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

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Um hello?

My job?

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BE A CHEF

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COOKING LIFE A CHEF

YOU'RE A FIVE STAR MICHELIN

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Please guys he'd poison the food of the people he doesn't like

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No I ain't that bad

I'd just spit in their food

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Ewwww

Don't work at anything related to food please

I beg you

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Ay I have an idea

If you just wanna watch girls, why don't you be a swimming instructor?

Jisung is typing...

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Watch him agree to that in a second

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OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS

GSKSUSUKSMSHS GENIUS

I LOVE YOU

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Yeah bro ly2

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😳😳

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GASP-

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OH GOD

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Oh fuck no

I didn't mean that

Hsjsjsjueje bye

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Don't go breaking my heart

Don't go-

:((((

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Okay so you're getting a job now, Jisung

Just

Don't

Stare

At

Girls

All

The

Time

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Bet

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Watch him stare at girl's butts all the time

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I'm too emotionally overwhelmed

Yo where'd y'all go?

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