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Mm mm

Yeah

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Are you singing?

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No he's moaning

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Mmmmmm

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BRO I WAS KIDDING 😳

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Ayo why is Channie moaning-

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I think he's texting us while sooxing

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EW WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

YOU DISGUST ME

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Ngl but I've already expected everything unexpected

Nothing surprises me anymore

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FUCK YESSDSDSS

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CHAN WHAT THE FUCK

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So much for expecting everything

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Heyyyyuyyyuyy

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Are you drunk?

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Whatss dat

AHHJH YEASSSSSSSDSS

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And there goes the sanity of the only sane person in this group

Except for me, ofc

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You didn't count me in?

I'm never hurt, but today I am

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Brother you're dating Jisung

Your sanity is probably flushed down the toilet rn

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So you're calling his sanity shit?

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HEY SUNGMIN

YOURE LYING

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

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*Seungmin

:

Babygirlllllkdllddl hehheehejehe

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I have a lot of experience in dealing with drunk people

And from that experience, I can say

I think he needs to be exorcised

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No felix

Please

We don't want demonic noises in 3RACHA's mixtapes

:

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLD UP

NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE BUT IMAGINE

JUST IMAGINE

I M A G I N E

IF WE PUT MOANS IN OUR MIXTAPE-

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I'm cancelling Han Jisung

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#DoNotCancelUriWinkingCowBoy

Juseyo chinguya

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Ew kboo

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Bro he's Korean-

Ykw? Nvm

Continue.

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Wjy r u so fuxcking hoytttttt

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Wow wtf

Who is he fantasizing about lmao

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Me

Bec I'm hoytttttt

n:

He cannot breathe without you being right by his side

He'll die

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Ayo that sounds like a song Chan would make

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SSEXCY BABUYY

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IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RN CHAN

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Says who?

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HAN JISUNG'S BOYFRIEND

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HEY HEY!!

IM NOT AS LEWD!!

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*Pens down the new word*

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What does lewd mean?

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Probably "sexy"

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Oh okie :D

:

.......

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O wanna fuvk uuuuuyuuu

:

DOLPHIN SCREAMING RN

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SOMEBODY PUT CHAN TO SLEEP

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HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING W SOMEONE RN

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AHHHHHH WHY IS CHAN BEING SO LIL-LEWD BUT SHAMELESS

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OHMYGOD LEWD MEANS SHAMELESS IN A DIRTY WAY ISTG MY MIND WILL COLLAPSE

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AHHHJSJJJDH BABUYYYYUYY

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CHAN IS MOANING IN THE GROUP IS THE WORLD COMING TOWARDS THE END

Me:

BABYGIRLLLJSJSL

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OHMYGOD HE HAS A BABYGIRL DADDY KINK OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK

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I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT WILL I DO W MY LIFE NOW ALL MY DREAMS HAVE CRASHED RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES BEC IM WEIRDED OUT RN

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YAH DON'T YOU DARE KINK SHAME ANYONE!!!

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WHAT'S A KINK

IT IS THE LITTLE GAP IN THE GRAPH SHEETS IN MATH

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YES IT IS EXACTLY THAT AND WE DON'T SHAME KINKS BEC THEN MATH WILL CURSE US

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YEAH LIKE EXPELLIARMUS!!!!

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AHH AHJH AHHHJHJH

YOU GEEL SO GOOS

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EXPELLIARMUS!

EXPELLIARMUS!

:

WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO DISARM FELIX

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WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING

:

I'm gonba

:

What's a gonba 😭😭

:

Babugrul

Seen

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Next day

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.......

Fuck.

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Welcome back, babugrul

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I'M SORRY AHHHHHHSJSHSKSKSK

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Who were you railing, gonba?

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HE HAS A DADDY KINK OMFG-

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NO I WAS JUST DRUNK

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Who were you even fantasizing about omg

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IDK WHY I WROTE THAT STUFF ISTG I JUST HAD SOME SOJU

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I'm so disappointed in you, Bang Christopher Chan.

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IM SORRYYYYYNDHSKSJZJS

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Ayo why was this hyung?

"YOU GEEL SO GOOS"

Why would you gel a goose?

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bYE-