PART 5! IM SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE BEC LITERALLY ALL OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS ONE THE MOST

Hyunjin: condom juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Changbin: what the fuck???

Chan: I wish there was an anti-horny juice

Jisung: I love myself, something something dalla dalla yeah

Jisung: BECAUSE COMMUNISM

Seungmin: it does NOT make sense, Jisung

Jisung: catch me if you can ;))

Also Jisung: *proceeds to hide behind a tree*

Minho: what type of question is this

Jisung: obv not-

Minho: what type of answer is this

Felix: *dims the lights and plays emotional music*

Jisung: here's the story of real heartbreak... i saw a hot girl wearing a horse mask and walking around in a costume party. and since I was a horse too, back then, I looked at her and got preggers. two days later, I got labor pains and rushed to the doctor. BUT! he spoke that I had gas, not a baby. the miscarriage really happened in the toilet though.

Jeongin: I need bleach

Jisung: nawww, I don't do this bull dung

Hyunjin: be nicer to the reader, female doggo

Jisung: im lesbian

Felix: i thought you were American

Chan: he isn't.

Jisung: yes bro I would be the bro to your bro my lovely bro

Minho: Felix please marry her

Felix: yeah but idk her name-

Jisung: it's "bro"

Felix: OKAY IMMA MARRY BRO :D

Jisung: who said I'm gay?

Jeongin: you are gay.

Jisung: 1) I'm j.one B-) 2) it's fun being being told that he loves me and then being threatened to be thrown into a bonfire 5 seconds later ahaha 3) we shall never talk about this again

Minho: casung forever

Jisung: omG GREAT IDEAAA IMAGINE YOU GOING TO MILK A COW BUT THEN IT STARTS TWERKING ON YOUR FACE AND YOU DIE :DD

Seungmin: that would be a TERRIBLE way to die

Felix: yeah only losers die that way

Changbin: ...someone get the image out of my head-

Jisung: Lane 15, Korea road, South Korea

Chan: you didn't just pull a Chandler on them-

Jisung: you wanna be Felix's sibling?

Felix: since when am i-

Jisung: shhh go to bed child

Jisung: I found a hyung huehuehue

Minho: creepy laughter but yeah... cute-

Jisung: EXCUSE ME? THOSE WERE TOP TIER ULTRA MAX IPHONE X LEVEL PICKUP LINES!!

Seungmin: no, Han. They were truly the worst.

Jisung: no one cares about talent in this household

Jisung: HAWWW HETERO PHOBIA

Minho: why is this a question

Jisung: *ze blush* what is wrong with you

Jisung: everything edible is what I like to eat

Felix: GONNA EAT DA ASS LIKE A CUPCAKE

Chan: FELIX WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Jeongin: I WILL EXIT

Jisung: I platonically love you

Changbin: what is WRONG WITH YOU-

Minho: you guys are hornier than Jisung

Jisung: nAWWWWW MY HORNY RECORD *CRI*

Jeongin: yeah I haven't been able to eat oreos ever since

Jisung: they're bad for health anyway, at least I saved y'all from cholesterol and diabetes

Jisung: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW (but yes obv huehue)

Jisung: AYO CHAN I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THE READERS AFFECTED WITH YOUR DADDY KINK VIRUS

Chan: what did I do to deserve this

Jisung: basically I see people happy and joyful and i write down something dirty according to it because don't we all love a friend who turns everything dirty?

Seungmin: no

Changbin: no

Jeongin: most definitely not

Jisung: *sobs* thank you comrade

Minho: wtf is this reassurance

SO THIS WAS IT!! AHAHAHA Y'ALL ARE FUNNY ASF YOU SHOULD'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK INSTEAD OF ME WTF

AND MERRY BANGCHANMAS!!

Next up: Lee Felix!

Thanks and keep warm ily