IM FINALLY BACK HOME AND IM IN NEED OF CRACK (in a story onLY) SO IM WRITING THIS AHAHAHA LET'S GET TO UNDERSTAND THE BRAIN OF THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS STORY

Jisung: plot twist - he isn't

Seungmin: I'm saner than you could ever be, I don't know how.

Seungmin: alright, so you'll need a gallon of a flammable substance, a lighter, and the mental strength to exit the group

Felix: are you gonna burn the exit button of the group...?

Seungmin: and this is where you'll need the first two items.

Seungmin: I don't. My conscience has ascended to the sky and the group is on mute.

Chan: what about when you're replying in the group, hehe?

Seungmin: i... no.

Changbin: what's no-

Seungmin: no.

Seungmin: i just keep moving forward.

Jeongin: that's Eren Jaeger's dialogue

Seungmin: shut.

Minho: was this question directed towards me?

Seungmin: suuuuuure

Seungmin: solve sudoku puzzles and study math

Hyunjin: EWWWWWW MATH GROSS *PUKES*

Jeongin: ^two types of people

Seungmin: i was born offended, so that's lacking on your part

Minho: that's the secret to his butthurt attitude

Hyunjin: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seungmin: i hate to admit it, but having scored 2% on the Kim Seungmin's scale of intellect, Lee Minho is one.

Jisung: stop flirting with my boyfriend!!

Seungmin: wha-

Seungmin: n-

All the others: yes

Author: yes

Drake: yes

DAY6: yes

Helikopter Helikopter memes: yes

Aliens on Jupiter: yes

Seungmin: ...alright

JYP: no!

Eren Jaeger: this is why i committed genocide.

Seungmin: 1) you are very welcome 2) the same way we all tolerated Donald Trump 3) oh god

Chan: PUPPY!!

Seungmin: ARSON!!

Jisung: *twerks to 7th Element*

Seungmin: NO, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. I REFUSE THE EXISTENCE OF THE VIRUS. I'M CALLING UP SWAT TEAM AND BLASTING HAN JISUNG, I DON'T CARE

Jeongin: ...dude they were kidding????

Seungmin: better be safe than sorry. I'll quote Shakespeare here: "What, you egg? [stabs]*

Seungmin: cannot disagree :))

Changbin: dID HE JUST USE A SMILEY-

Jisung: he would've survived Train to Busan, just saying

Seungmin: for the first time, i agree.

Seungmin: no.

Felix: rude.

Seungmin: that's honestly so sweet!

Jeongin: ayo what's wrong with him today?

Seungmin: finally, someone empathizes with me!

Seungmin: excluding me, going from the smartest to the dumbest: Minho, Chan, Changbin, Jeongin, Hyunsunglix

Hyunsunglix: *sobbing in proud*

Seungmin: how can you ask me to choose one? how am i supposed to reply to this?

Minho: stop being so dramatic, you're not Hyunjin.

Seungmin: no stfu

Seungmin: my mother? huh?

Seungmin: do i even need to say it?

Minho: *waiting for his name*

Seungmin: it's me.

Chan: i hate how nobody thought i was smart

Seungmin: okay gonba

Changbin: yeah babugrul

Chan: that chat is going to haunt me forever

Seungmin: I'm OLD? Then Chan must be our ancestor, no?

Felix: AHAHAHAHA CHANNIE SLANDER

Chan: S T O P

Seungmin: to put my feelings across bluntly, yes. exactly.

Seungmin: you have that kink? Therefore, I'll praise you. Thanks for calling me smart, mi amor- wait.

Hyunjin: HIS CIRCUIT FINALLY FUSED!! YASS!! HE'S LIKE US NOW!!

Jisung: *whistles and bursts party poppers*

Minho: you'll be missed.

Seungmin: lonely. Because it's said that it's lonely at the top.

Jisung: so you can be a bottom-

Seungmin: What, you egg? *stabs*

Seungmin: sigh.

Changbin: just tell us one

Seungmin: and here, I present to you, the entire discography of Day6.

Seungmin: sure, love!

Jisung: isn't it so hot when someone calls you 'love'?

Minho: yeah, love

Seungmin: ew PDA

okayyyYYYYY SO THANK YOU FOR 111K+ READS ON THIS BOOK!! AND GUYS GUYS GUYS, WE ARE NOW A FAMILY OF 1K MAYDAYS!! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!

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