《Who Made This Groupchat? » skz》QnA - Yang Jeongin
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THE FINAL PART!! And bro some of you used hindi in the questions and i literally cried tears of blood while translating what is this
Jeongin: no u
Felix: #proud #genz #trending #reelitfeelit
Chan: *sighs* no.
Jeongin: i didn't- OH LOOK A FLYING COYOTE!!
Seungmin: nice try, kid.
Jeongin: talk to Jisung
Jisung: wha- wtf bro
Jeongin: give horny advice, dude. you're the best we have
Jisung: *shy shy shy* aww bro i cri
Changbin: they're so far gone, I won't even try
Jeongin: okay so how many parents do i even have now-
Hyunsunglix: us
Chan: shut up, he's my kid
Jeongin: see?
Jeongin: i haven't had my first kiss yet :D
Hyunjin: *GASPS* WUT
Minho: i thought you kissed a mosquito?
Jeongin: THAT WAS A SECRET AND ALSO ACCIDENTAL!!
Jeongin: what's a blouse?
Jisung: it's a skirt
Seungmin: common sense just died a tragic death
Chan: um??? i have em too???
Jeongin: the spotlight ain't on you, gtfo
Changbin: DID YOU JUST SAY GTFO TO CHAN OMG-
Jeongin: yeah? Get The Fruits Out?
Minho: i don't believe this
Jeongin: 1) somebody kidnap the author- 2) i have so many parents, it's tough nurturing them all 3) don't get too cheesy okay? i like them 4) i know. ^_^
Author: heehee
Chan: okay so since when did children start nurturing parents?
Jeongin: i came all the way from Busan to nurture my parents
Jeongin: ...help mom I'm scared
Jeongin: I'm literally in high school so like thanks ig
Hyunjin: *weeping* he grew up so fast *growls* *cries* *does a backflip*
Jeongin: THANK YOU BUT THIS WAS MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN WHEN JISUNG STICKS OUT HIS BUM WHEN MINHO WANTS TO SLAP IT
Minho: so you'll just expose us like that
Jisung: *yeets to Alaska to find Alaska*
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Jeongin: I AM IN SUPPORT OF THIS UPCOMING WORLD WAR 3!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
Felix: we didn't teach you this
Jeongin: Minho did
Seungmin: you forgot about me? wow, i feel betrayed
Jeongin: because then I'm not labeled as horny Jisung's horny ally
Changbin: seriously, he should be kept in a cage
Jisung: kinky ;))
Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK JISUNG
Jeongin: well, i do know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Minho: look at him pretending to be innocent
Jeongin: he literally made demonic symbols with crayons and then broke the crayons and ate them in kindergarten. Because of him, I thought that crayons were edible until middle school.
Seungmin: what kind of people were you even friends with?
Felix: he seems my type
Jeongin: i wanna be an oppa
Jisung: just go away
Jeongin: okay that's a bit much
Jisung: yes
Author: definitely
Jeongin: why would you ask me that? can't i live in peace for three seconds?
Also Jeongin: Chan-Han-Bin
3Racha: awww-
Jeongin: stahp
Jeongin: no-
Author: he's so dirty minded that he was thinking of taking up on chan's daddy kink
Chan: WHAT
Jeongin: YEET ME AWAY FELIX
Felix: nO IM IN A COMA *collapses*
Jeongin: guys I'm a minor in this story can y'all stop-
Author: oh- yEA
Jeongin: do you guys have no other questions?
Jisung: this is your identity now. embrace it. accept yourself. love yourself. fuc-
Hyunjin: AHHHHHHDJKAJDJAJDJAJDAKDJA
Jeongin: aren't you telling me to do that through your phone too? get off your damn phone too!
Felix: dayuMMMMM-
Minho: dom vibes
Chan: SHUT UP OHMYGOD
With this, WHO MADE THIS GROUPCHAT? has come to an end!
It was a wonderful journey with you guys and the non-existent plot of this story. I'm gonna miss emptying my 3 AM thoughts in here to make you guys laugh, but with the end of this one, we start with many new stories!
THANKS FOR READING AND SUPPORTING ME! I LOVE YOU!
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