《Looping, oh the fun! (Naruto)》Prologue
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This story is currently on hiatus/rewrite planned. I've fallen out of the Naruto fandom for the time being and am more invested in the BNHA fandom. My current bnha fic I'm working on is a long fic and that's taking all my attention away from anything else. When I wrote Looping, I didn't plan out well enough, which was why I quickly found myself at a deadend with the clues. I have a basic idea where I wanna go with this but not the specific part. The hidden message also needed some editting cuz they just won't do as they were now. All of that would take quite a while to plan out, and with the whole rewrite, it's too time-consuming for me now. Plus, I'll have to rejoin the Naruto fandom by reading tons of Naruto fics. So when you read this fic, keep in mind that this is a one-way street with no way out. (2018 July 31)
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Two people were lying on a futon, gazing lazily at the sky with half-lidded eyes.
"So, what should we do this time around?"
"Gather a harem?"
"Won't work. Remember what happened last time with Anko?"
"Damn it."
"How 'bout destroy Konoha?"
"Done that 15 times already."
"Take over the world?"
"Successfully 15 times, unsuccessfully 9 times. I'm bored with it."
"Join ANBU?"
"Done that 78 times already."
"Send a Death Note to Oro-chan and laugh at his reactions?"
"Not fun enough."
"Turn Oro-chan into a kid?"
"Do you even know how to make APTX4869 ?"
"Damn. I should've asked Gin during that loop."
"How about a zombie apocalypse ?"
"How?"
"Mass genjutsu."
"You have enough chakra for that?"
"Damn."
"What about mess with people's mind?"
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"We've been doing that every time."
"Damn it."
"Create our own village?"
"Another one? We already have Ramen Village, Tomato Village, Snake Village, Fox Village, Hot and Sexy Village, Toad Village..."
"Alright alright, that's enough. Hell knows how you manage to remember all the names."
"Cuz I'm a genius."
"No you're not, I am."
"You're not."
"I am."
"You're not."
"I am."
"..."
"...talk about immature."
"Hey you started!"
"And you followed the trend."
"Teme."
"Dobe."
"...ANYWAY, back onto the topic. What should we do this time around?"
"...something we haven't done before?"
"Obviously...what haven't we done before?"
"...write "Yaoi Paradise" and become popular?"
"I dare you."
"Never mind then. But becoming popular is a good idea."
"Done that before, as ANBU, as Hokage, as Hunter-nin's, as 'The Next Sannin,' as missing-nin's..."
"But not as celebrities."
"Hm...that's a good idea. So you want to become a movie star?"
"I'm thinking more on the vocal side."
"Singer? You know I can't sing."
"That's your opinion."
"...are you complimenting me?"
"Hm? Did you say something?"
"You suck at imitating Kakashi."
"I know, you don't have to say it you know." Sniff. "You've wounded me."
"Sasuke, you are acting OOC."
"And you are breaking the fourth wall."
"It's not called breaking if the wall never existed."
"True that. We did live on the other side of the wall sometimes during some loops." Pause. "But not in this loop, therefore you're breaking the fourth wall."
"Anyway, say that we're gonna become singers. The question remains. How?"
"What do you mean how? It's easy. Sing a song. Perform it to the world. Become popular. Done."
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"You know how to sing!?"
"You'd be surprised." That damn smirk again.
"And how do we perform? Where's the music? Who would play the instruments?"
"Use your brain dobe. One word. Shadow Clone."
"...that's 2 words."
"Blame the author for missing this error."
"You're breaking the fourth wall Sasuke."
"And we've used computers enough times to know how to create music with simple softwares."
"It's not called 'simple' if it requires advanced computer programming...AND DON'T IGNORE ME!"
"Don't worry, leave it to the great Uchiha-sama. After all, I've been friends with Lucifer for over 4 years before he returned to Ente Isla ."
"Fine then, I'll leave that to you. Now, how do we perform? ...AND I SAID DON'T IGNORE ME!"
"Live? Or computer-generated? There're many ways. What we should worry about is what songs to sing."
"I'm not turning into a girl...AND STOP IGNORING ME!"
"I didn't say that. We know enough good male songs to avoid the female songs...for a while."
"SO YOU WERE THINKING OF MAKING ME SING THE FEMALE PART! AND I SAID STOP IGNORING ME!"
"Well, our first song has to be attention-grabbing enough to leave a big impression. What songs do you suggest?"
"Loituma Girl?"
"You can sing that fast? Because I can't."
"Evil series?"
"Won't leave an impression big enough without the video."
"A Clingy Boy Sticking for 15 Years?"
"That...might actually work! Alright, we'll do that."
"Good... HEY YOU MADE ME FORGET! DON'T IGNORE ME!"
"AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"
whoever's name written in it will die, from the anime "Death Note"
a pill that can turn one into a kid, from "Detective Conan" aka "Case Closed"
I'm sure you all know what this is, since this has shown in multiple movies and anime. Basically people turn into zombies, and those that're bitten by zombies will turn into zombies too. The only way to defeat a zombie is by smashing its head. I took this from the anime "High School of the Dead"
&After Demon Lord Satan failed to conquer Ente Isla, he escaped to an alternate universe-modern Tokyo, Japan. Powerless and poor, he and one of his generals Alciel decided to stay low and get a job in order to stay alive, while finding a way to replenish their magic so they can return to Ente Isla and conquer it.
Lucifer is one of his generals who was 'killed' by Hero Emilia. Unknowing to them, Lucifer also traveled to Tokyo after them, hoping to kill Satan in his vulnerable state and become the new Demon Lord. He was later defeated by Satan and lived with them ever since. Somehow, he's quite good at computers (especially hacking and programming).
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