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*Holding out money*
*Excitedly trots forward to take the money*
"What's the money for? DrUgS?!"
*Startled* "No, it's for ice-cream..! To buy."
"Okay!"
*Licking ice-cream* "Y'know, my dad has a gold tooth."
"My dad has diabetes."
*Sniggering*
#Shook
"Hey, can we go outside?"
"NO."
"Why not?"
"ThE sUn Is A dEaDLy LaZer."
"THIS IS-"
"-McDonields."
*Burps loudly*
*Whispering* "What the fuck..?"
"Y'all other girls nasty. I don't twerk, I do my homework, now lemme get back to it."
"Preach!!"
*Takes long drag from vape since her friends dared her to*
"Wow."
"Sabra gives you ALL your daily nutrients! Like zero grams of fat and OMG cholesterol!"
*Is in confusion*
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