《Gangsta//Joker》To Ride or die with me
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Walking through the club i smirk, now with my memories back a gun strapped into my left garter a knife in my right under my burgundy silk dress i feel invincible. Gliding through the crowd and towards the steps i cant help but feel my grin widen as i approach the doora shiver running up my spine.
"Hello boys" i greet seeing 3 of jokers henchmen dead on the ground 5 standing behind a vicious looking donovan and joker sitting in his seat with a scowl on his face. It seemed as if his men and donovan turned against him since they all had some rather large guns.
"How dare you bastards throw a party and not invite me!" I fake gasp and every gun is turned on me. Playfully i throw my hands up and giggle closing my eyes.
"Ooh i love this song" i sway my hips a bit and i hear whispers about me being delusional and no music being heard. "No music? Do you guys not hear screaming men playing?" I ask before stabbing a knife through a guys chest making him shout out.
"Now before a bullet is inserted into my head i'd like you all to never make any of the 2 mistakes he did. 1 telling me the whole plan and sneakily plotting to kill your leader and 2 trying to kill me. See when he drowned my i gained my memory back of joker..." I begin watching as his eyes slightly widen. "I remember all the fun we had first and then how he used me as a puppet and tossed me to the side when his little harleeeen came along." I snap angrily grabbing the guys gun that i stabbed walking closer to joker aiming the gun at his neck.
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"It was so fun he thought it would be a good idea that while i lost my memory to make me go insane the same way he did harley, didnt you... Mistah j" i smirk at him and watch as his lips twitch.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" one of the men joked and i smirked tirning to face him recognizing him as the guy who was the lookout and also made a joke about raping me because "nobody will know if she's dead".
"You're damn right!" I laugh humorlesly before shooting him 3 times in the chest and once in the head for good luck.
"Kind of confused on who's side your on..." Yet another henchman said, they clearly werent the brightest of the bunch if i shoot one of your friends and stab the other im probably not on yours.
"Obviously jokers you idiot" Donovan says loading a gun but he's slow as hell.
"This fine specimen will never be on anyones side but her own we just so happen to cross paths sometimes isnt that right doll?" Joker teases as i throw a switch blade at donovans hands to stop him and im quickly thrown onto the floor hearing a gunshot after. Looking up i see the bullet in jokers arm where my head was and growl shooting the man that shot joker, in the neck.
"Oh wrong joker, its you whos on my side" i send him a smirk to which he winks at me before slicing a guys throat open and ive never seen anything more attracrive. Distracted by joker i fail to realize a man come behind me before putting me in a head look.
"Finally" the guy says roughly and i laugh kicking my leg up high enough to kick him in the face making him let go. Turning around i see its the guy who tried to drown me and my body fills with an unbelievable rage making me send him into the wall banging his head before grabbing his throat and squeezing.
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"It doesnt feel good does it?" I snarl in his face and he claws at my hand which does nothing but make me grab tighter. I notice a cackle of electricity and hear the buzz of it around us before i realize its comming from me. Electric currents are flowing out of my hand into his throat the difference is its hurting him but it feels good to me. I watch as the light leaves his eye while he takes his last breath before dropping him on the ground.
"Side effects of electro shock therapy" i grin taking my knife out grinning at the guys that backed away in fear of what i could now do. "Dont back away now...you were all so eager to kill me now i give you the chance and you run like cowards" i finish as they begin running.
"Probably shouldve warned them. It excites me when they run..makes it more fun" i grin flipping my curls behind my shoulder and taking off taking them down one by one unaware of the lustful gaze joker is giving me.
When i finally finish im pushed into a wall but i know not to attack i know the touch, the smell and definately that growl. Before i know it his hand is around my throat and his lips are smashed into mine. His tounge clashes with mine and dominates me before biting on my lips. Much to my dismay he pulls away and i let out a needy moan.
"Not so fast doll" he smirks before trailing his finger down my jaw. "Say it" he growls swaying lightly his eyes flutering.
"Say it say it say it doll" he...begs?
"Im back mistah j" i barely get out before his lips are on mine and his hands are roaming and groping everything.
Its no secret im horrible at writing action scenes cause i am. But guys this was one of my favorite chapters to write including the 2 chapters before this, i have SOMETHING SPECIAL comming up for you guys you wouldnt believe it, im suprised nobody has caught on yet but ive been leaving hints through out the book, laughs joker laughs and dissapears for a week while i update the last 2-3 chapters.
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