Once we left the theater, we were led to a door that looked to be an entrance to a storage area. When it was opened, however, there was instead a long hallway with several doors on each side. Each of them was an entrance to a private video viewing room that could be rented by the hour!

The room was the more like a closet than a room - about 10ft x 5ft. The entrance was on one of the longer walls and on the same wall, next to the door, was an acrylic window, not much bigger than a 2 x 2 foot square. Behind that was a small tv monitor that was already playing the movie we had chosen - the one with my friend on the cover. There was certainly no room for any furniture but instead, attached to each of the other three walls, there were padded wooden benches covered in vinyl.

In that little room besides Chris and I, were Blaine, the couple who invited us, and some other guy that nobody seemed to know. I think he may have just been in the store and willing to pay a share of the cost for the room. Lol! Of course, Chris and I weren't expected to pay. After all, we were their guests!

From the moment the door was shut and locked, there was a big round serving tray with lines of coke on it, different kinds of pills, and a few joints being passed around. It was like it had just appeared out of thin air! A bottle of Jack Daniels was also being shared. I drank some whiskey and I think I took a few hits off of a joint because, you know, I was away from home.

I sat in the corner, right opposite the video screen. (If it got boring, I'd be able to watch the video!) Chris sat to my right and the couple were next to Chris. Blaine and the other guy (we'll call him Dick) were in the other corner of the room.

After we'd made our introductions and had enough whiskey to dull any sense of nervousness any of us might have been feeling, the couple started getting down to business. The man was not bad looking. I'd guess they were both in their early 30's. He had a slim build with jet black hair, a moustache and an olive complexion that made him look italian or maybe greek. She had similar coloring but lighter complexion. She was also close to 6 feet tall and had legs that went all the way to her neck!

As things started to heat up, the rest of us got quiet. We could hear every breath and moan coming from the couple although it was a little hard to see exactly what was going on because it was quite dark in there. The only source of light was coming from the video screen.

Here's what happened next...

The woman put her legs straight up and was lying on her back where she had previously been sitting. Her boyfriend positioned himself right in front of her and took hold of each of her ankles. Then he began to move them apart. She reached up and was holding her ankles too!

You do recall the size of the room, don't you? Well, Chris and I found ourselves being pressed into the corner as they slowly opened her legs, wider and wider. The wider they opened, the more Chris' and I were not only being pushed into the wall, but downward too! Very shortly after that, we both landed "thump" on the floor on our asses! The couple, completely oblivious to our predicament. As we were literally going down, Chris turned to me and said,

"So uhhh... Jesse, what'd you do this weekend?"

And the two of us laughed so hard we couldn't get up from the floor!

I dont remember much more about them. The truth is I dont recall if they were distracted by my outburst or even whether or not they finished! I do remember that Chris and I reciprocated and allowed them to watch us! The man I called Dick was incredibly obnoxious and crude and refused to stop talking so we kicked him out. The other two men were actually quite interested and even asked questions as if they wanted to know how to do it better! I thought that was kind of cool!

To this day, both Chris and I laugh our asses off anytime one of us says, "So... What'd you do this weekend?" Remembering those long legs opening like a nutcracker and pushing us off of our seats!

When we walked out of the building the sun was coming up. We got to the hotel, scooped up our friends and we headed into Mexico.