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Artsy leg shot for date night 🔥

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Is Marlene wearing a dish cloth as a skirt?

I'm not but if I was, I would pull it off

Or Sirius would pull it off for you ahahaha... 😉

Yes Babe! 😍

It's kinda true 😬

Damn, better tell all your fangirls your off the market

Also tell Marlene to change her address and name, they can get rowdy like the time they spam messaged our Dorcas 😂

Tbf I did ask them to do that and they did not disappoint

Those socks though, getting flashbacks to year two right about now

Think you've ruined the socks for me now, thanks mate 😑

Any time boo

FINALLY A POST THAT ISN'T MARLENE TIED UP WITH FUCKING ROPES 🙏

But how do you know it was Marlene...

To be completely honest, I don't care who it was, it could have been Filch for all I care, I'm just glad that it's gone

it wasn't me

WHAT THE FUCK, DOES EVERY FUCKING TEACHER HAVE INSTAGRAM NOW, IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE 😣😣

Would explain why Flitwick keeps winking at me though

Soooo how was the date?

Also did you look at Filch's Instagram too because I did and it's just a bunch of selfies with him and his cat

Pity like? 😂

No, I like the photo. Anyway, how was your date?

It was good objectively but I just didn't feel anything

People are meant to enjoy dates but I don't know, it just felt pointless

Maybe you just don't want to date her? 🤔

But I like sleeping with her, a lot I just ... didn't feel anything and I feel like it's kind of awful idk

Idk maybe just carry on and see?

Yeah maybe 😬