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The adventures of Dorcas in the Great Wide World 🌍

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Please tell me your still alive, you almost killed yourself with a toaster last easter, don't know if you'll manage 😂

You have so little faith in me! And in my defence, how I was meant to know that you shouldn't stick a metal knife in to get my toast!?

I've literally known that since primary school, Ffs! 🙄

Tbf I didn't know that either

Lol same 😬

Wait, what, why? Isn't that just the best way to do it?

Because it's metal and metal conducts electricity so it could kill you?

Ha, you learn something new everyday!

I'm seriously worried for you all, has school taught you nothing?! 🙄

in the second photo, are you running away because of lily's terrible puns? 😂

Yep, you go it

🔩 you

Um... what?

Obviously screw you smh 🙄

That's a bolt! I give up with you two

We are quite the 🍐

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I feel like a Mermaid 🌊

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Minus the tail?

Nope, with the tail

Alright then

How come when I do that it just looks all weird and murky and gets in my face and you look like a fucking seductress mermaid?

The perks of the ginger sweetie. We may burn like oil but at least as we burn, our hair matches the flames 🔥

That wasn't creepy at all...

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Gonna miss this 😟

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Same 😫

I'll miss most of it but not the sunburn and the fact everyone was naked on the beach

For the last time I didn't know it was a nudist beach and I'm sorry 😅

Sorry doesn't remove images...

Now I'm curious...

I feel like if the word naked comes up, you just get summoned like some weird genie 😂

Other summoning words include: leather, cigarettes, james, padfoot, dogs and 'that's forbidden, don't do that' 👍