Hey Babe! I was just curious, why were you teaching James to ride a motorcycle again? ❤️

I said reasons...

What reasons?

Reasons 😏

What reasons?

Reasons 😉

THIS IS ANNOYING ME, LOOK I KNOW THAT JAMES IS GOING TO ASK LILY OUT, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW AND WHEN PLEASE

But it will spoil the surprise! 😑

Please? I need to know because of reasons 😉😂

Fine, you know I can't say no to you 🙄🙄🙄

The plan rocks, he's gonna do it on the Monday of the second week of school so he has time to prepare. From what I can tell, he's bought loads of chocolate hearts and roses and will send her several every day, the number increasing as the days draw closer.

On the final day, he was going to give her a cool sculpture of her head but that was a bust ... get it? Because sculptures are busts 😂

I get it

Wow, no emojis?

I GET IT 😂😂👍👍👌👌

Okay, I'll take it. So then on the final day, there'll be a trail of chocolates, which Lilly will follow. Once outside, there'll be the words will you go out with me, and a question mark BUT the question mark dot is missing. James (if he can actually do it which is doubtful) will ride up the hill and the motorbike will be the dot.

His 'broom' will be on the ground, he'll 'fly' her up so she can see the words and if she says yes, they ride off into the sunset. If she says no, he drops her

WHAT?! 😱

Kidding, I was just repeating some joke Sirius and James keep murmuring to each other, I think it's a metaphor of some sorts (broom, dick ... maybe) 🙄 The whole thing's bonkers and extreme but James doesn't do anything by halves

That's adorable ... hypothetically is it sabotaging if I tell Lily so she can ask him out before it happens?

But he's put so much work into it!

But SHE wants to ask him out ❤️

I suppose so, I reckon he'll do it either way. Go ahead

Relationships, where the girl does the asking, tend to go better anyway, I mean just look at us, the girl asked out and it's gone great

WE'RE BOTH GIRLS, YOU EGG, HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN ANY OTHER WAY?! 😂