Hey Sirius, I have a question

Lol no

You haven't even heard it yet 😓

Lol no

Stop saying that!

Lol no

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We tried to be edgy. It did not go well 😂

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My back really hurts, that wall was weirdly bumpy 😔

Idk you managed to pick her up, that's a win in my books. Better than

I didn't drop you, you slipped a little and scraped the back of your thigh! 😣

Besides, I don't think this can count as a win when Prongs is wearing that daft hat

It's called fashion mate, look it up

It's called having a bad hair day and covering it up with an even worse hat

When isn't he having a bad hair day though, let's be real here.

I like the hat personally

Not sure about the gaping holes for sleeves though 😖

I was trying out a look! Stop attacking me!

James, how did you manage to pick up Lily in that photo?!

Exceptional arm strength 💪

Really?!

Really! 😅

You sure you weren't levitating her?

Ha good one 😂

Okay, James, cut the crap, I know something is up with all you guys and I know this sounds crazy, but are you guys magical? I first thought it ages ago when you got all freaky about my sorcereress alias, it would explain why Dorks doesn't want me to visit and in your plan to get Lily, you joked about dropping her off your broom if she said no. I assumed you meant your dick but now I'm thinking it was an actual broom

Told you I was good

So ... I can see you reading these, am I right?

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Thank you all so much 70k views, this has literally been up for like a few months, this is insane, I love you guys so much, it's unreal and thank you all for reading- E x