Hey Marlene, it's my birthday...

It's also 3 in the morning, GO TO SLEEP! 😒

Wanna start of my birthday right, if you know what I mean?

IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP 😖

Liked by and

Today is a very special day, not just for me but for everyone. It is my birthday. I do expect gifts from all of you, preferably cash because I only really trust Prongs to know what I really want but I won't say no to a nice gift voucher 👍

tagged: Nobody

I don't really know you tbh, do I have to get you a gift?

I did say everyone, just because you dated my best friend's girlfriend, doesn't mean you get a free pass

No

I admire your courage

Ahaha... you're dead to me

Lily, I have a riddle for you!

I've literally just woken up, my brain isn't functioning

It's okay, it's really easy. Eighteen years ago today, the world was given a great gift, what was that gift?

Oh, I don't know, some obscure leather jacket brand? 🤔

No IT WAS ME

Liked by and

He's going to die on his birthday, a tragedy

tagged:

Happy birthday and I promise to make a touching eulogy

OH FUCK YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME ❤️

We're head boy and head girl, I feel like we should be doing something

Then do it

...

That's what I thought

I have a problem, I'm trying to find a mugshot to post of Padfoot but there are none

That moment when being photogenic is a downside lol

HEY PADFOOT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY BROTHER! YOU ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE AND YOU KNOW IT AND IT'S AWESOME AND YOU'RE FINALLY LEGAL AAAARGH ❤️❤️

Now THAT'S more like it!