Okay, so I told Lily that Dorcas had decided to be honest and she freaked out which is why I agreed to solve it and cancel on my brothers. However, he really stuck his neck out for me on this so it would be a dick move to cancel which is why I'm thinking we just let it go ahead as planned

I mean, it's not like we're using obliviate or anything, she'll just be horribly muddled to the point where she can never untangle the memories

You know this could work 😂

Do you think Dorcas would mind?

We could confundus her too 😈

FUCK A FEW WEEKS TALKING TO MY SLYTHERIN BROTHER AND LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME

Deeply unethical. Kinda sexy ngl

I'm sexy all the time though. Anyway, I'll ask him and get him to cancel it, he won't be happy but I'll pay him or something. Lily would freak out if she found out it had gone ahead anyway, I did say I'd sort it and she was only trying to complete your dumb test anyway

Also Dorcas just posted a cutesy photo and I'd feel bad if I wrecked it 😂

Although the unethical part is quite hot ngl

I am not confunding an innocent girl for the same of your libido, Sirius

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Love this girl to pieces ❤️

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Love you too, so glad there are no secrets between us 😘

Haha you two are on the floor

I have been informed it is actually a bench, my apologies

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Sorry for not updating yesterday but I accidentally acquired an authentic 1990s USSR military jacket and was trying to figure out if I could wear it in public as a bizarre fashion thing. I decided yes but the massive blue communist symbol band on the arms might be a little bad given the Tories anti-left agenda - E x