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I stand on the bench on the bench because I'm better than everyone. Well, not Remus. He should be on the bench too but there just wasn't enough room because it's a slim bench 👍

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Hey Mary, would I be allowed on the bench?

No, I am the only allowed on the bench

But I'm me!

I don't think you understand what only one means

🙄🙄🙄

SHIIIIIP

Agreed

No, we are just friends and very happy that way. I have a ship too actually, you two and silence

I'm still going to ship it anyway

Maybe, don't? Please stop trying to insert imaginary romance into my life to fill the gaping hole in yours

Ouch 😓

I'm sorry. PMS has amplified my sarcasm into rude territory as well as made me crave ice mice for some reason

I think I might be PMSing too, Mary's comment irrationally upset me even though she apologised

Maybe you're just sad 😔

I'm sorry about Em and Lillie by the way, it must suck 😞

Yeah it does suck. Big time. Sorry to hear about you and Sirius too

Yeah, it does suck too but we're strong women and we hold ourselves high

Do you maybe want to not be so lonely and share the random cake I bought down in Hogsmeade?

Dorcas Meadowes, nothing would give me greater pleasure 😊

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I was looking for a Deatheater aesthetic gif and for some reason one of the first things pinterest gives me is a grinning picture of fourth year Neville ... yeah, not quite - E x