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That awkward moment when you and your girlfriend just want to work but your friends all want to scheme #theytookmyfuckingbooks #iamnotokay

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Sometimes I'm the schemer, but as I'm not right now, I'm enjoying the view from my high horse 🐴

You're the most scheming of all, you devious mastermind 😂

If I remember correctly, aren't you meant to be dead?

MARY, KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW

^ All caps is also not on the down low

I can teach you all subtlety if you want, I charge £10 an hour for it

We don't need subtlety lessons, like right now we haven't even given away the best part of Sirius's secret plan

Oh wait

I see your point

Aha the worst part is when you wrote that, I almost said, "Hey you mean this [secret bit I can't say] part?' and gave it away 😂

... I think I rest my case 😑