created a group chat with and

Why do you make a new group chat for everything? 🤔

B

ecause I can is the simple answer. Anyway, dead people don't DM!

She's not here yet though 😱

It's called method acting

Here. I am sitting up but can slump easily. I'm dead inside from all this revision if that counts 😑

Sirius, you remember what you're going to ask?

Simply tell her I'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together

Weirdly, I feel like that could work, I'd be flattered if someone said that to me

moony, i'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together . did that make your day? 😊

Not quite the context I'd imagined but weirdly sweet

Okay, I dmed her about Lily, she should be on her way

I just called her over, shit could get real guys

Believe in yourself, you beautiful bastard

She's here, wish me luck

She's asking me personal questions and stuff and said she'd consider it, this is so fucking exciting

Er what? 🤔

Sirius, what exactly are you telling her? This feels like a red flag

aha padfoot's so experienced with sex, but is completely naive with romance

Shut up, I'm not naive!

SIRIUS WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

WHY THE FUCK IS SNAPE HERE??!?!?! HE SAYS HATTIE TOLD HIM TO COME WTF

No, she told me to come alone, hold on I'll get rid of him for you

I'll ask her now

, I'm sure there's been a mixup

She's gone wtf

DAMN SON. Girl clearly had her own agenda, she played you

What? But why?

Wtf do you I am, a mindreader? Ask her

What exactly did you tell her?

Just random shit that didn't matter, like facts about Em, Marlene's confundus charm

Oh Padfoot ... love's unkind

Hattie, why did you leave? For once I was spilling my heart out to someone and you use Sev as a distraction

Cos I got what I wanted lol

Which is? Because you sure as hell didn't get me

Secrets. Once you have secrets, chaos is at your fingertips which is the ultimate form of control ironically. Nothing personal but you had a lot to hide, I figured it could be useful

Wtf so you just toyed with me for the last few months?

Nah, you were fun, the dares and shit were fun but I don't want to be tied down to anyone, chaos relies on freedom 😉

Who are you doing this for?

Myself, only way a girl can keep safe in this political climate. Well, this was a fun few months but I believe I must bid you goodbye, auf wiedersehen, Sirius ❤️