James, I'm worried, you were so quiet yesterday and wouldn't tell me what was wrong ... please tell me? Did you and other James get into a fight or something about who was better?

No ... other James is gone

Fuck is he okay???

Oh yeah, he's fine but he left, said we were incompatible but would meet again when the time was right

James, I'm so sorry 😢

It's okay, he had to go, I feel like star-crossed lovers

Okay, not really sure what to say to that

Would some pizza cheer you up?

... probably

Great! You won't even notice other James is gone 😊

... why would you bring that up?!!

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Except when the olives make the shape of his face 😔

Sorry, I'll be normal again

I haven't experienced loss fyi, I never liked her to begin with

Everyone's mourning losses and I'm just pissed I missed pizza

Hey look at that, I do have a loss too! 😂