《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》03 CONFUSION
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• mattysimmons
CHILL STREAM W UR FAV DUO 😱🙏🏼 go watch !!!
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• notabridge
plz watch. we're actually funny unlike some people !!!!
↳ replied:no ↳ replied: 😭💔
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oh no bUBS I WAS JUST JOKING. IM LOGGIN IN FOR U RIGHT NOW
↳ replied:NO DONT BABY HIM. HES RUDE TO ME :(
↳ replied:HELP WHO DO I LISTEN TO
↳ replied:ur on ur own bestie 😭🙏🏼
IM IN SCHOOL WTF. THIS IS SO HOMOPHOBIC %#^%€]
↳replied: same im gonna cru
who else is gonna watch during class 🙋🙋
↳ replied: it's our failing school era
↳ replied: im dying at all the replies PLEASE
↳ replied: let me just
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"Hi everyone!" Matty greeted as she went to adjust her camera that wasn't locking in place, "Fuck. I think we need to take a trip to buy a new tripod guys." She chuckled.
It seemed like every twists and turns she was doing to the damned thing was futile so she took the band that was holding her long brown hair up and tightly tied it on the tripod instead.
"Ok guys I think this will work." She said towards the camera. She slowly let go of it, waiting to see if the whole thing would fall and when it didn't that was when she finally leaned back on her seat. A triumphant grin on her face.
"That's what we call engineering ladies, gents and non-binary friends."
donated $10
please ur so rich and can't even afford a proper tripod smh
"Please! It was fine earlier. Charlie was in my room so he probably messed with some shit!" She said in mock-offense. "Thank you for the 10 dollars by the way! But please, keep your money. Spend it on better things, people!"
donated $4.20
where is charlie ???
"He's getting some snacks." She replied as she gazed through the chat that was moving in a slow-pace. Numerous questions about the controversial dono popped up but she chose to ignore it.
She sighed before standing up from her chair to go and call out her friend who was still nowhere to be found, "I don't know what's taking him so long. He's probably carrying the whole damn fridge up the stairs at this point." Her feet, that was covered by her soft red and black striped socks slipped, padded across the light beige wooden floor. She almost slippped, the whole chat caught that moment and she was sure that it was going to be clipped.
She opened her bedroom door and signaled for her chat to wait. She exaggeratedly cleared her throat before yelling out, "CHARLIE! THE PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR YOU!"
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"WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GETTING SOME FUCKING FOOD."
Matty shut her door and looked at the camera sassily, "I told you so." She said before plopping back onto her chair.
Out of boredom, she went to read the chat again.
: tell Charlie to hurry up
: charlie's really taking his time to pick out the snacks
: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
: hi matty! i'm in class rn
"Hi! Good luck with class!" She waved at the screen, a sweet smile on her pink lips. "Also guys, please. I'm right here. What does Charlie have that I don't?" She jokingly scowled at the screen, seeing the numerous requests for Charlie. It didn't really bother her though as she knew how much her audience had taken a liking towards her best friends. And it was difficult to not like him so she totally gets where everyone's coming from.
: a dick?
replied to : I CHOKED
: guys, please LMOOHFDBFSH
The door suddenly slammed open. The knob hitting the wall harshly. Everyone watching was certain that the sudden force had probably chipped a bit of paint off the wall.
Matty didn't even flinch at the sound as she's used to her friends creating the most dramatic and loudest entrances. She had an annoyed look on her face as she stared at her beaming friend.
: HELP ASSHFSHF MATTY LOOKS SO DONE
: IF LOOKS COULD KILL
"Hi fuckers! I BROUGHT SNACKS." Charlie excitedly said as he plopped himself on the chair next to Matty, oblivious to the glares thrown his way. "I heard you guys were being extra clingy today. I didn't know I was such a box-office celebrity." He said whilst opening a packet of crisps.
His eyes widening at how many people were yelling— well typing, out his name. It flooding the entire chat box.
"Holy hell, guys. Calm down. Calm down." He laughed as more replies flooded. "Matty, control your children please."
"They got their simping from their mom." She replied as she opened up the strawberry yogurt he got for her.
donated $5
HI I MISSED YOU BOTH SO MUCH :(
"Aw! We missed you too." Charlie gushed after he quickly swallowed the chips he was chomping down on.
"Yes, we missed you! How have you been by the way? I don't think you were on the last stream." Matty pointed out before she scooped a spoonful of yogurt into her mouth.
donated $5
i'm good, thank u for asking !! and yes i missed the last streeam,
ive been very busy with shcool. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS. HOPE ALL's BEEN WELL
"School sucks but you got this! Only a few more months till summer break, right? And I'm feeling better now, thanks for asking too." Matty grinned before blowing small kisses towards her screen.
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"I've been great! I agree with what Mat said, school sucks soo bad. I actually have a geometry test to take later but it can wait." Charlie said with a roll of his eyes. "But yeah, school's important because we need it to earn cash, baby!"
"You and your money. Anyways, this might just be a quick QnA stream because this guy right here has his tests to take and I'm trying to be that responsible friend. So, send in the questions!—"
"No weird questions please!"
"Yes, no weird questions! Keep it PG."
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charlie, will you ever date orson or matty? i ship you guys ngl
: i don't think the dono got the memo when they said not to ask weird questions
: i feel so uncomfy for them right now, dono what the fuck :/
Charlie inwardly cringed at the question. He shifted on his seat, the bag of crisps crinkling under his hand, "Um. I think everyone's been wondering about that question so I think it's time for us to address this. I never really thought about being in a romantic relationship with Mat or Roo. I just never really saw them as anything more than my best friends whom I'll fight anyone for."
"Yeah, I agree with Char." Matty said, pointing her spoon at the screen before shoving more yogurt into her mouth. "Us flirting is more of like an inside joke for us since many people have also been asking about it, like if any of us would date or something. It made us uncomfortable at first but then we just... we just treat it as a joke now. We're doing it to get laughs from one another because you know you can't really control how other people want to view you so we collectively decided to not take any of the shipping stuff seriously. We just pretend it doesn't exist."
"Well said, well said." Charlie nodded. "Also guys, if you want to ship me with someone at least ship me with Graham."
donated $10
who's taller? also i hope you guys self-quarantined before and during this whole thing! please take care of yourselves!
"Yes! When Charlie goes back to Melbourne we will quarantine. We rarely get out of our house so it'll be no problem!"
"Yes. I know it's a bit insensitive of me to have flew down here but I really just wanted to check up on Matty!" Charlie said. "I'll only be here for a week? Maybe more I'm not really sure. But yeah, we're taking extra precautions don't worry guys!"
"Also the height thing is a secret—"
"Matty's literally 5'6."
"YOU BITCH."
: only a week, wait im suddenly sad again but goddamm matty short as helllll
: i totally forgot there's a pandemic going on
: a friend like charlie God pLEASE GOD.
donated $4.20
any streamers you want to collab with???
"I'm not sure. Interacting with new people scares the fuck out of me. I doubt there'll be anyone out there who wants to talk to me." Matty chuckled, setting her empty cup of yogurt down before snatching Charlie's cold glass of water and drinking from it.
"See, this is what we hate. Socializing should not be a thing. Ban socializing in all countries." Charlie yelled out, harshly pointing towards the camera with a determined look on face.
"As if you're not the most extroverted person in this room."
"Shut up."
donated $5
COLLAB WITH THE DREAM TEAM
: OMGSASHDI VOUCH VOUCH VOUCHSN VOCUEH COUSB COVOUHC
: PLEASE THE DREAM TEAM OMG
: please im scared that matty might suddenky blow up :(
replied to : bestie, we all know matty would be famous asf. its her calling.
"Uh Dream Team?" Charlie read out before getting cut off by another donation.
donated $50
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: oml userV i SEE WHAT UR DOING U MF U AINT SLICK.
: BRO YES PLEASE KARL JACOBS.
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SAY HONK IN THE CHAT
: HONK HONK
The chat was then filled with the words Karl Jacobs and Honk which was confusing for both Charlie and Matty.
Matty pursed her lips as she read the chat that suddenly went all wild once the name was mentioned, "Um, I don't know who Karl Jacobs is."
Charlie nodded, still eating his chips as his eyes scanned the chat for any clue of who Karl was. "Same. Is he from a band or something? Because if yes, send him my way."
donated $15
miss ma'am and mister sir. are u for fake or are you for facts.
omg icedcoffee double updated??
yes i did. who the fuck am i. also didn't proofread bc i dONT HAVE TIME.
i never double update bUT anyways. updates might be slow because i have my exams tomorrow and on tuesday. wish me luck besties.
much love !!!!
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