《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》09 WELCOME
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3:33 am
( *****, *****-*****, ******-****, ******, **************)
added you to the group with 5 others
is this her number?
i don't know i got it from her friend
yOU DONM'T LNOW BUT YOU STILL ADDED THE NUMBER
WHAT IF HER FRIEND PRANKED YOU AND ITS A RANDOM NUMBER
AND WE JUST ADDED AOMEONE ELSE
tommy do not yell at me
WHY DID YOU SAY MY NAME WILBUR
NOW THEY KNOW WHO I AM.
changed ******-**** to🌬☃
wHY DID YOU SAY WILBUR'S NAME
SHUT UP TUBBO
changed **** to
damnit Now they know me too
🌬☃
she's here hi !!!!!!!!!!!! :)))
hello ??? why are we yelling?
HELLO MATTY :D
i guess
ARE YOU MATTY
WHO IS THIS
AND WHY ARE U ASKING
SHOW URSELF
SQAURE UP SQUARE TF UP
yeah, that's her
what do you mean "that's her"????
BRO THIS IS SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT WHATS GOING ON
if you're planning to kidnap me, kidnap someone else
fuck yall
im too tall for this shit 😩✋🏻✋🏻
ONLY someone as dramatic as you will say that
and someone PRETENDING to be tall
square tf up who are u
george
omg wait wait
georgenotfound??
changed ************** to
no. george washington.
who else do you think idiot?
OMG
i fINALLY FOUND YOU 🙊🙊✨
where have you been all my life bae
alright can we kick her now
bae why r u like this
shut up both of you
no
you're not my dad phil
yeah cause you just spawned in a fucking mushroom biome as a kid, you're an orphan
changed ****** to
OHILZA MINECRAFT
hello matty!
ohilza
ok blank ass number. who are you
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM WE PLAYED AMOMG US TWO DAYS AGO?
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT KNOWING WHO U ARE.
DREAM LITERALLY MEVER INTRODUCED ME TO YOU FUCKERS
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SO SAY YOUR NA,E
OR ILL CRY
hi matty :D
it's tubbo!!!
changed to
hi tubbo. ur my favorite now :D
:D
:D
:D
:D
alright, shut the fuck up
so i was right
youre timothee
*tomathy
changed *****-***** to
bitch
whats that supposed to mean
also you spelled favourite wrong, idiot
what do you mean? its spelled favorite, dumbass
THE FUCK YOU MEAN ITS SPELLED FAVORITE
ITS FAVOURITE.
WITH A 'U'
YOURE BRITISH AND U DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL FAVOURITE?!
WHO SAID I WAS BRITISH
HELLO ??
are you not?
tubbo, my child
who told you that i was british
IM NOT BRITISH
i did
now can i PLEASE leave this gc
no you fucking stay here you son of a bitch
we are bonding
🌬☃
yeah guys, she's not actually british...
WILBUR YOU KNEW?
DO YOU EVER STOP LYING
i'm not bri ish
im sorry
:(
eh it's alright!
you,re still welcome here :))
AW TUBBO WHY ARE U SO NICE
UNLIKE SOME BITCH WHOS ALSO IN THIS GC 😭
stfu
also tubbo, do you not see the gc name.
it says "BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY"
well im not FULLY british
OH SO UR HALF BRITISH?
:0
well, my dad IS half-british and french so does that count?
and my mom is french
and i lived in london when i was a kid
idek why im telling yall i just met u ;-;
oversharing haha 😍😍
i fucking loathe you. you couldnt have said that in the first place
i feel like you, george and wilbur will get along
bunch of liars
WELL SORRY I DONT KNOW MY NATIONALITY
matty, how do you not know what your nationality is? 😭
ITS 3AM LEAVE ME TF ALONE
sorry for the lack of updates BECAUSE school
anyways hi guys, i hope youre doing well :))
have u seen the new quackity pic, if not here:
HIS HAIR. A MULLET IN THE MAKING OR MAYBE KTS ALREADY A MULLET. i love it goodbye i love him bye
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