《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》10 A PROPOSITION
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• mattysimmons
if nobody got me, i know the sun got me
( jk besties i am actually allergic to the sun )
20k replies • 33k retweets • 100k likes
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• imnotorson
THATS MY BAE. SHE MY BAE. EVERYBODY BACK OFF 😩🙏🏻🙏🏻👋🏻✋🏻🤑😪
↳ replied: LOML GIVE ME KISS RIGHT NOW 😳🙊🙊✨🔥🔥😪🏃🏼
↳ replied:not the emojis.
• notabridge
so This was the reason you ditched me for an hour
↳ replied: stfu, you take years when you
take a picture of urself
↳ replied: u never know when someone's
snooping on the profile. i gotta look sexy at all times 🙄🙄
honkkarl
hi matty, i like the little ribbons on your hair.
by the way, do you want to play minecraft sometime? :)
↳ replied: karl jacobs hello!!
i can play minecraft just message me anytime! :D
↳ replied: whore???
↳ replied to and 's reply: ok ??? now kiss ???
↳ replied: BESTIE BAE THATS TOO EARLY
↳ replied to : VOUCH
↳ replied to : hey karl, thanks for saving my family from the fire!
↳ replied to : big man, no. she doesn't know her own nationality
↳ replied: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
↳ replied to and 's reply: imagine being dumb
↳ replied: wtf :((
↳ replied: GEORGE.
YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW OR
ILLFUCKING HUNT U DOWN MF
↳ replied to :ha ha ha
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user360
IS ANYONE ELSE GOING ???? BECAUSE WHEN DID MATTY BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALMOS EVERYONE IN THE THE SMP
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replied: i mean im loving the interaction but how? when? where? who?
↳ replied: DID U NOT WATCH DREAM'S AMONG US STREAM?
↳ replied:AN AMONG US WHAT NOW? HOW COME
I SONT KNOW 😭😭
↳ replied:ITS BECAUSE UR ALWAYS SLEEPING
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replied: tHERE WAS AN AMONG US STREAM.
WITH MATTY AND THE BOYS. AND I JUST FOUND OUT.
HOW COME I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THIS SHIT
↳ replied: maybe because u deactivated dumbass.
↳ replied: just a reminder: im taller than u
↳ replied:idc, go watch the vod w me >:(
↳ replied: give me a minute damn 🙄😳
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• mattysimmons
also, i MIGHT stream today.
i have no ideas in mind so it may be another chill stream :> SO STAY TUNED
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The air was getting even warmer in Florida as summer drew near. It wasn't anything new but Matty still hated the country's hot weather. You would think she'd get used to it after living there for almost four years but no. Florida's heat is just so ... annoying. From the air being extra humid to car handles turning into a makeshift version of a burning skillet.
She wasn't going to deny the fact that she is missing England's cloudy skies and the chill that came with it. Cool air always seemed to blow past them, brushing their hairs wildly. Gloomy but nice. It always rained, yes, but it doesn't burn her skin like the harsh rays that the sun emits. She'd rather come down with a cold than risk getting dehydrated or a heat stroke.
She cringed at the thought of possibly dying during this heat and chugged her whole bottle of cold water, as if it would do any difference.
She wiped the sweat that began to collect just above her brow and frowned at the feeling. She rushed to crank her AC up, not wanting to stay in the humidity for long. She'd probably regret the bill but at least she won't be burning up like how she was right now. And the cold makes her think better.
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The heat just makes her mind go blank and her whole body less alive. She would rather sleep the whole summer than face its burning embrace. Summer is just the season where she becomes the most unproductive person alive.
As the AC emitted its distinct beep, cool air met her face and slowly started to travel the room. She sighed in relief. Her moment of relishing the cold was cut off as a loud ring cut through the air. She stumbled towards her phone lazily and plopped next to her couch.
She swiped her pointer finger across the screen to answer the incoming call. "Hello?"
"MATTY."
"What is it, Tommy?" She said, rolling her eyes jokingly at the blonde teen that had been calling her non-stop.
After Matty was added to the groupchat, it didn't take long for her to feel welcomed. Like she became a part of the little thing they got going on. A family. It must be too soon to say that, but the warm feeling she feels and every laugh she shared with them was enough to snap her out of it. At the end of the day, she's met with the joy of finally having other people to spend her time with.
"Also shouldn't you be trying to sleep? It's like 9pm there—"
"YOU SHUSH, I HAVE A PROPOSITION." He yelled through the phone. Sometimes she wonders where he gets all that energy from. And sometimes she wonders how many noise complaints Tommy had gotten from his neighbors. She bets it's a ton.
"Ok?"
"At least act all excited about it."
"Damn, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase." Matty cleared her throat, "Ayo brotha? Are we about to play some of tha block games ye keep bugging me about or summat?"
"... I hate you."
"Just tell me what you're planning to say, Tomathy."
"Alright, alright, Matthew. What do you think about joining the smp?" He then asked. An air of bubbling mischief hanging around the static from his line.
Is he for real? Matty asked herself in disbelief.
"Isn't it Dream's SMP? I don't recall it being yours—"
"Isn't it obvious? I'm breaking you in." He exclaimed in excitement.
"Sure, kid. As if you can do that."
"YOU'RE SO RUDE TO ME AND FOR WHAT?"
is this chapter too short? yes i am aware. also sorry for being gone lads !! i miscalculated and thought i could give you chapters everyday but school has been cruel. i will try my best to give you new chapters as i really really really want to finish this book. i fr thought i would have a lot of free time since it's online school but NO, work just keeps coming in.
anyways, i hope u enjoyed this chapter, i truly appreciate the feedback that i've been getting from everyone.
ALSO 3K READS ???? thats fucking insane. i didnt think anyone would even read this but YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MIGHT DOUBLE UPDATE.
haha helloo, dw i just edited the twitter format for the book, i didn't change anything. im just trying to see which works better !!
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